THE COPS.......

"Murphy You inside?" Asked Sargeant Harris

"I'm inside sir, this guy looks like he has more money than all of us put together. Black son of a bitch. Planting the cocaine, now."

"Johnson what about you?"

"Placing the blood splatter now sir."

"Frank?"

"Placing Pubic Hair of raped woman, now."

"Allright. This Jefferson guy shows up arrest him fast and try not to pee. There could be neighbors with video cameras." "Why do we do this?"

"Huh?"

"Why is it us police men around the country have such a passion for framing rich black men for a crime they didn't commit?"

"Why? I guess I never thought about why sir, we just do it."

"25 years i've been on the force, I've seen every sick depravity known to humanity. Today, when I see a black man that has more money than me,

I want to, vomit my gizzards right into the why?Maybe there is no reason. Maybe there's a big blue ball out there that's mostly covered in water and

we're just goin along for the ride."

THE NEXT MORNING AT STANS.....

"Stan, time to get up for school." said Randy knocking on the door. Randy opened the door

"Stan? What the? Mister Jefferson!" Said Randy. Sharon came too.

"Oh, we were just havin a slumber party!" Said Mister Jefferson

"Mister Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate!" yelled Randy

"Inappropriate, no! They're my freinds! You're being ignorant! You see I didn't have a childhood, so I'm really just a child everythings okay!

I want you each to have $100!"

"Wow, I'm gonna go buy that new sport coat i've been wanting!" Said Randy

"Come on Blanket! we have to go home and feed the animals. Goodbye friends!"

"Boys, I don't want you to go to Mister Jeffersons anymore. Do you understand?"

"You don't have to tell us twice mom, that guy's a freak!" Said Stan

"Not go to Mister Jefferson's anymore! Well, excuse my french , but you can suck my fat, hairy, balls!" Said Cartman

THE COPS....

"Harris, Harris!"

"What?"

"It's Jefferson, he's back. Let's give blacky a nice welcome home. Woah wait a guy isn'y black! Holy god, his son is'nt black either! Stand down!

I repeat Stand down! He's not black! You son of a bitch you told me this guy was african american!"

"It says right here on the sheet!"

"Does that look like a black guy to you!?!?!?"

"No"

"Jesus Christ monkey balls! We made an innocent man go to jail who wasn't black! aww.*vomits* Jesus harris. What are we becoming? We're supposed to protect the people. What if we lost our way?"

"Sir, it's possible he is black even though he doesn't look it."

"To hell with you! We're never gonna frame an innocent man again. Unless we'rre sure he's black.

MISTER JEFFERSON'S HOUSE

"Blanket, those men are trying to get us! Go up to your room and put your mask on, we can't go outside anymore!"

OUTSIDE....

"That poor kid." Said Kyle

"Come on dude, we're not supposed to go over there!" said stan.

"Hi guys!" yelled Blanket

"Hey Blanket." Said Kyle

"We're goin over to help my dad chop wood, you wanna come with?" Asked Kyle

"Really? You mean it?" Asked Blanket

"Oh yea my friends are here! Come inside and Play guys!"

"Actually Mister Jeffererson we wanted to see if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us." Said Stan

"No, no that's ignorant. That's poopy work, Blanket and I wanna play!"

"Mister Jefferson, it might be good for Blanket to learn how to chop wood." Said Stan

"Blanket wants to play, don't you blanket? *picks up Blanket ans makes him ' fly ' over a second story window* Weee! yea! He can fly!!!"

"Jesus Christ dude!" Said Kyle

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Blanket

"STOP YOU F***IN' LOONATIC!" Screamed stan. Kenny pulled the cords on his hood tigher. Mister Jefferson's Mustache fell off. He put down Blanket,

Closed the window and the blinds.

"Dude we have got to get that kid away from him." said Kyle

BLANKETS ROOM........

"No, no Blanket Don't cry!" Said Mister Jefferson "I got your nose! I got your nose Blanket!"

"He Ha ha ha." Laughed Blanket. He Decided to try to play back, so he pulled on his dad's nose. Blanket LITERALLY had his dad's nose.

"AAAAHHHHH!" Screamed Blanket. He ran out of the room. His Dad Followed.

"Blanket stop! You're being ignorant! Ignorant!" Yelled Mister Jefferson.