SARGEANT HARRISON'S HOUSE.......
"Harrison, why haven't you called, you know how I worry." Said Maggie, Harrison's wife.
"I'm Giving it up Maggie, I'm quitting the force."
"Quitting the force?You?"
"None of it makes sense anymore.I don't even know if what we're doing is right. The Last 13 hours we've been working on a case,
trying to frame a rich black scumbag off the streets. And when he walked up to the door, he wasn't black. Maybe I can't tell the difference anymore.
Maybe it doesn't matter. Cause it seems every time we frame a rich black man he's out on the streets in no time. Just like OJ.
Do you know how hard those cops worked to frame him, the tireless hours they put in? And Then they just messed up because somebody just said the
N word too many times. I guess i'm just tired. I'm just Damn tired."
"Not another word of that kind of talk here harrison. Lil ol' me would love nothing more for than you to quit the force and come back home. But I know you.
Framing rich black people for crimes they didn't commit is in your that rich, smug smile off their faces is what puts a smile on yours.
Your a good cop Harrison Neds. You don't have to question that, because i'll tell you."
"Your a good wife Maggie. You know me better than I know myself."
"Where you goin?"
"I've got a little more work to do."
MISTER JEFFERSON'S HOUSE.....
"Mister Jefferson? It's your best friend in the world Eric Cartman! Mister Jefferson? The sleepover tonight remember?"
INSIDE.....
"No, no i'm telling you you have to come out here now! My nose came off again! I know you live in California, I'll pay for your plane ticket! But I'm falling apart! I need some more cream and injections! I need to look young again! Oh no, I'm melting!
OUTSIDE.......
"Thanks alot for helping us dude." Whispered Kyle
"Yea, sure, whatever. Said Kenny...... UNMUFFLED
"You just gotta be Blanket untill we can get Blanket somewhere safe." Said Stan
" Aren't I too big to be Blanket?" Asked Kenny UNMUFLLED
"I don't think Mister Jefferson pays enough attention to his son to notice." Answered Kyle. They climbed the ladder to enter Blanket's room.
They entered through the window.
"Blanket you in here?" asked Stan
"HI GUYS!!!"
"SSHHHH. Blanket we're gonna get you outta here." Said Kyle.
"You are? o thankyou, thankyou thankyou!"
"Allright dude get in his bed." Said Stan to Kenny
"Well, Allright, but you guys owe me for this!" Said Kenny
"Whatever dude, at least you finally get to do something."
OUTSIDE...
"Okay Sam, we're gonna break in to see if this is really Micheal Jackson."
"K" They Climbed up the ladder and went through the window.
"Coast Clear Sam."
"Hey Maybe there's something in here." said Sam
"K, I'll scope it out." Said Frankie. She entered the room. "Aww. Goddammit!"
"What?"
"Someone's allready here!" Said Frankie. Sam Came into the room.
"Sam?"
"Yea?"
"Who, the hell, is that?"
"I don't know ,but whoever it is he is FINE." Said Sam.
"You know I'm listening right?" said Kenny
"O Crap, I thought you were sleeping or something!" Said Sam. She put her hand to her head and looked in pain
"Sam? Sam? Are you having a vision?" Asked Frankie
"Yea.. I am. That Kid.... over there... is going to die."
"Doesn't everyone eventually Sam?" Asked Frankie
"No, in the next five minutes. His head is gonna go through the ceiling... blood.. i see blood."
"Sam? Are you Okay?"
"Yea i'm fine frankie."
"O God I'm gonna Die again?" Said Kenny
"It can be stopped though." said Sam
"Wait, Sam?" Asked Kenny
" I don't know you dude."
"Yea you do"
"No I Don't"
"Yea you do, you just met me today. the kid in the orange."
"Oh, my bad. Wait.... Kenny... Die Again.... you must be.... Kenny McCormick. Oh my god."
"How do you know my last name?"
"Your family's poor, your dad, Stuart is an alcholic, your mom Carol is always pissed at your dad for being poor. You have a Brother named Kevin and
a sister named were the first to get a PSP, your Best friends are Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflvski. You Don't really Like Eric Cartman.
And you sometime call him Eric, Even though everyone calls him Cartman. You hav a better vocabulary then everybody thinks, and people commonly
under estimate you. You get killed all the time. and allways come back except for one time when you died of a muscular disase and didn't come back for a year. Your Will Says : Kyle and stan dude's you were the best friends a guy could have and i entitle you for all of my belongings. Eric, I never really liked you, as of everyone. And I feel sorry for you so you can have my PSP. And if I were ever in a vegetave state don't ever show me on that condition on national television! And your addicted to por.... O god why'd I say that?"
"Wow, you know more about me than i know myself."
"Well, She's the pyshcic!"
"I am." Sam got on Blanket's bed and laid stomach fist with her head up.
"So what are you here for?" Sam said flirty then winked.
"Uhhh, uhhhh." the look in his eyes was like the "crush" look.
"Well?"
"Uhh. Oh yeah. We were trying to get this kid out of here."
"O, were trying to prove if Micheal Jackson really lives here."
"ok." He said
"Are you okay? O. Stop starin at my chest." said Sam as she tilted his head back up to regular view
"Dude, i'm not pretty when I'm pissed, remember?" He then remember how angry she was back then.
"O, yeah."
"Sam, I'm Back, I got the thriller album." Said Frankie
"Sweet" Said Sam
"AAHHHH!" They heard Screams down te hall. They immeadiatly sprung up from the bed.
"What the hell is going on you guys?" asked kenny to his friends now in the room
"BLANKET!" Screamed Mister Jefferson
" O NO NO NO IM NOT BLANKET!" Sreamed kenny as Mister Jefferson through the air. She knew she had to save him.
"Hey, MICHAEL JACKSON!" sais Sam. It worked.
"That's not Blanket, that's our friend Kenny." She continued on
"Well then were's Blanket?"
"Uhh, umm,ahh, Blanket is... not here."
"Proove this guy's not Blanket." Said Micheal Jackson. She could onl do one thing, take off the mask. So she did. And it worked.
"Kenny, I just saved your life. So I've realized If you want to live, your life is under my hands. shcking I know but Seriously, think about it, if I just saved your life now, what about the next 50 times!"
"You're right.... i don't have to die anymore! Well Then I guess I should....."
"Ya you should." Sam said.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Sure. Well we still gotta take care of this MIster Jefferson thing."
"O yea."
"Sam, They just did that. Said Frankie
"Well glad that's over! O god we still gotta break it to Cartman!
"I'll do it Sam." Said Frankie
"Ok, you do that."
"Cartman, Well, Mister Jefferson tuned out to be Micheal Jackson."
"WHAT?"
"Yea."
"Wha'd he do?" asked Sam
"He just said "what"."
"well, everything turned out right." said Kyle
"Yea it did, it did." Said Stan.
A/N
Yea i know the ending was kinda slow. But o wellz.