Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece at all. If I did, my characters and certain cartoon characters would actually be alive. ALIVE I TELL YOU!!! Ok, ignore that little outburst. I'm just tired because I work on this at night. That's when my best ideas get inside my head.
Enjoy the story.
"Welcome to Cocoyashi Stadium, You can call me Mr. Genzo."
"Hello, I'm Eva Hayes, manager of the Mermen." Eva grabbed onto the exteneded hand that Genzo offered her. He shook it with great force, almost breaking a few bones in her finger.
"The pleasure is all mine. And I take it that's the band?" He pointed at the four mermen behind her. Each was off in their own little world.
Kuroobi was imagining himself at a Martial Arts Tournament and he was about to win the Grand Championship.
Hachi was imagining all the swords he could buy with the amount of money he makes. Maybe he'll start his own sword collection.
Arlong was imagining….ok, he didn't know. He was just staring off into space.
Choo, on the other hand, couldn't stop day-dreaming about the cute little girl they had picked up. What excited him even more was that he knew that the girl was going to come to the concert.
"GUYS!" Eva yelled to get their attention. They all snapped out of it, a little shocked from the sudden outburst. "Meet Mr. Genzo."
All they did was grunt, wanting to get back to their dreamland.
"I'm sorry." She apologized on their behalf.
"I much rather talk to the manager. We got the blueprints you wanted for the stage and are almost done. Would you like to take a look?"
"Sure."
"Do we have to?" Arlong asked her.
"Arlong, how come you always have to complain with everything that we do?" Ok, yeah, she was sick and tired of his constant complaining. If it isn't one thing, it's another.
"I do not complain about everything."
"You do too." Hachi butted in.
"You stay out of this."
"I don't wanna."
Genzo continued to watch the group argue with each other. First impressions are always important. So what was the first impression he got from them?
'Bunch of Babies. Especially the long saw nose.'
"Ah, I feel way better now. Don't you girls?" Belle-mere stood from the wrestling match she just had with her daughters. She, of course, was unharmed. They…well..
"I can't feel my legs."
"Are mine still attached?"
"Are black and blue a normal skin color?"
"Ha, weaklings. You all were no match for the ever so awesome, Belle-mere." She lifted her fist in the air, very proud of just beating up her own kids.
"Ain't nothing awesome about you." Nami grabbed onto the top of a counter and put as much strength as she could to pull herself up.
"Nami,watch your mouth." Caylee jumped on her sister to stop her from saying anything more.
"Do you want her to continue, you idiot?"
"Will you two stop insulting me now?"
THE DAY BEFORE THE CONCERT
"Ok guys, let's take it from the top of the third song."
"Eva, give us a break already. I think my fingers are bleeding." For the past few days, non-stop, the Mermen have been practicing for their concert. Choo removed his fingers from the guitar around his waist, seeing that they were indeed bleeding like crazy.
"So? You guys have been through worse."
"SLAVE-DRIVER, THY NAME IS EVA!"
"FREAKIN BASTARD, THY NAME IS ARLONG!"
"Do we have to stand here and watch this?" Hachi whispered over to Kuroobi.
"Let's sneak off." Kuroobi left his piano behind, along with Hachi leaving his drums behind. Choo just continued to hear the argument, oddly enough, it entertained him.
"BITCH, THY NAME IS EVA!"
"S.O.B. THY NAME IS ARLONG!"
"Why are you yelling at me?" He lowered his voice.
"Because you started yelling at me. And we all know who can win in a shouting war."
"Me." They said in unison.
"And the war continued. What is this? Eva vs. Arlong World War 8? Lost count." Choo put his guitar away, running off stage before Eva comes on it.
"You think you can win? You puny little girl with blone hair?"
"OH, I know I can win. You're just the 2nd beat guitarist in the world."
"You dare bring that up." Arlong jumped off the stage, his guitar still around him. Eva tighten her hair in the pony-tail and took the bluetooth out of her ear. She jumped over all the seats that stood between her and the saw mermen.
"Bring it." He took his guitar off him and swung it in the air. Obvious, it's a weapon.
"Trust me, I'll give you a fight you will never forget."
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Choo sighed once more to himself, he found himself doing that a lot now. Ever since he met Caylee, that is.
"Seriously, what's so special about her? NOTHING! Sure she's short and cute. Her smile was very appearling…" Choo leaned against the wall, sliding down on it until he met the floor. "And her hair was so soft, usually chemicals make it rough but the purple highlights made no effect. Her lips were so, they looked so soft, it took all the self-control I had not to kiss her there."
"OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'RE CHOO!" He looked up to see two squaling teenager girls. Both of them had a notepad and pen in their hands, and were both jumping up and down.
He smirked up at them, maybe flirting a little with these two would take his mind off that girl, what's her name. 'HER NAME IS CAYLEE!' His mind decided to yell back at him.
"Can we have your autograph?" They held the notepads to him.
"Anything for two very lovely ladies." He winked at them. Both of their faces immediately went red. "So who am I making this out to?"
"Becky and Cyntheia." He started writing their names and a small message on each notepad. On each message he would write to a girl, he would mention something beautiful about them. Problem right now: all he could mention was black and purple hair, which neither of them had.
'SHIT!' He thought to himself. "Isn't that Hachi?" He pointed in some random direction. The girls screamed even more when they turned around, giving him enough time to tear the paper off and threw it off.
"Hachi's not over there." They turned back to him.
"Yeah, my bad." He finished writing the autograph right before Kuroobi came walking towards him.
"KUROOBI!" they took their notepads back and ran over to Kuroobi.
'Crud, get out of my head Caylee.' Choo once again slid down the wall. The song she sang in the bus was playing around in his head. The lyrics sounded so beautiful. 'I want you and your beautiful soul. I want to get to know your soul, Caylee.'
"Again, they call me sexy. Whoever thought of that term deserves to rot in…whoa, what's up with you?" Kuroobi sat next to Choo on the floor.
"Caylee." was all Choo could say. Now the girl was stealing his ability to speak. a thief is on the loose.
"That girl we saved. What about her?"
"I don't know. I can't get her out of my head."
"Puppy love, give it a while and she'll go away."
"I know what puppy love is, and it's only suppose to last for at least a whole day. Kuroobi, it's been more than a day and she's still in my head. GET HER OUT!"
"Hold still then." Kuroobi lifted his fist in the air, aiming it at Choo's head.
"Don't hit me. I'm fragile."
"A wimp is what you are." Kuroobi pulled Choo up with him. They found Hachi being tied up by the two fan girls. Their plan was to kidnap one of the mermen, Hachi just happened to be the poor unfortunate one.
"Lets help him out and then get back to practice."
"But dad, you promised us." Chris held his cell phone to his ear, talking on the other line was all three of his girls.
"I'm sorry, but I have some work to do. I'll come later." He hung the line up before they could continue to protest. The picture Boris had found in his daughter's car, the one of all four daughters, laid in front of him on his desk.
He had circled Caylee's face with a red marker, making it obvious that she was his target.
"Boris, what's wrong with me?" He asked his assistant.
"Nothing sir. Nothing is wrong with you."
"Yes there is. What kind of sicko would kidnap and torture his own daughter? What kind of sicko would give one of his daughters to his assistant as a gift?"
"A very pleasant sicko, sir." He smiled. Yes, he knew he was a sicko; many people have told him that. Yet, he didn't care.
"Would you like the one with red or orange hair?"
"Personally, I wanted the orange hair girl."
"Nami. A clever little girl. She'll actually be a bit hard to take; as for Caylee, she'll come willingly."
"How do you know?"
"Caylee just loves to stand up for others. So we just threten someone and she'll come. Simple."
"Very, sir. Very simple."
THE NEXT DAY
The day of the concert has finally come. First there was going to be an autograph signing for everybody. Second would be a meet n greet meeting between random people, which would be determined by a ticket drawing. After all that, it would be time for the concert of their lives.
"You girls ready yet?" Belle-mere peeked into Caylee's room, all girls decided to get ready in there today. She was dressed in a simple white button down shirt with some jeans. Her hair and everything else was the same.
"Mom, you're seriously not going to the concert in that." Nami moved away from the mirror while she was still applying some black eyeliner.
"What's wrong with it?"
" I know you don't like rock music. And we don't like dressing the rock theme, but can you at least put on some chains on the belt or something?"
"Good idea, keep the perverts off me." Belle-mere ran away from the room, in hope of find some chains.
"You're an old woman with four grown daughters, I doubt anybody will flirt with you." Nami finished applying her eyeliner and gave herself a good look in the mirror. She wore a green tank top that had fishnets running down her arms. Her jeans had green stripes that ran from her hip to the bottom of her leg. Look like a candy cane.
"Don't be so sure about that sis. Some guys like older women." Caylee came out of her walk-in closest, wearing a very cute black ripped tee with Choo's name written in purple. She wore a pair of jean pants that had one leg of it cut off. So half looked like shorts and the other look like pants.
"Which would be so nasty. Can you imagine mom marrying someone our age?" Julia was laying on the bed, she being the only one that actually woke up early for a concert that doesn't even start till the middle of the night.
So Julia decided to wear a Red tube top, letting it rest just above her belly-button. And she was crazy enough to be the only one to wear a jean skirt. And her hair, she decided to put two litle pig tails up at the very top of her head.
"NASTY!" They all blurted out. Ok, so they had about 2 hours to get to the stadium in time for the autograph signing and see if their tickets would be great for a meet n' greet.
All three of them rushed outside to see their mom waiting in her car. Apparantly, Belle-mere couldn't find any chains so she settled for getting a bunch of kitchen knives and sticking them sharp point down in her belt.
'She's gonna poke something out with that.' The ride to the stadium was quiet, Belle-mere a little nervous for going to a concert. The last time she actually did that was when she was with Chris. LONG TIME AGO!
When they got in eye-sight of the stadium, the traffic started to pick up a little. Belle-mere, as always, was yelling at random cars.
"YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE! MOVE IT BUDDY! DID YOU JUST FLIP ME OFF?" The girls slid down their seats to hide their face from anybody passing by. Pretty embarrassing when your mom yells like a maniac.
"Ok, I've assigned your seats for the autographing. Arlong will be first because If I don't put him first, he'll throw a big fit like a little baby."
"Oh shut up."
"Kuroobi is next, since you seem to show no interest in girls. Are you asexual?"
"For once, I agree with Arlong, shut up."
"Choo after, since you'll be winking and blowing kisses to all the girls."
"I miss Caylee." 'I'm a love sick puppy. Woof woof.'
"Hachi will be last because you'll actually say something nice to the fans."
"You bet I will." Hachi gave Eva a thumbs-up. She dialed a number quickly on the cell phone. Whoever she called had just informed her of the long line that waited outside for the door to open.
"Ok guys, first concert in Coco Village, we need to make it something they will never Choo, Caylee's gonna be here tonight. So get happy about it."
"Yes ma'am." They took their seats at the long table, a big stack of the group pictures was right next to Arlong. Man, he had to work the hardest. He had to get a picture without getting a paper cut and sign it. Way to break a sweat.
Eva called in, telling them that they're ready for the big crowd.
As soon as the door opened, a flood of people just came pouring. Arlong reached for the first picture and started signing his name right away. That started the cycle. It was fairly easy. Just seat and sign and let girls yell how much they love you.
"Hey, 2nd best." Arlong looked up, seeing the oh familiar face of Caylee. He got ready to backlash at her until his eyes settled on the hot orange hair girl. 'Wow' was all he could think. "This is my family. My mom, Belle-mere. And my two sisters, Julia and Nami."
"Hello…Nami." Arlong reached for Nami's small hand and lightly shook it. Her cheeks blushed, but not that badly.
"2nd best? Arlong, you're number one in my book." She smiled at him before she had to move down the line. A bunch of fangirls were glaring holds into her head. 'Why does she get more time with Arlong?'
"Kuroobi, you jerk. Look up at your fans for once."
'Caylee, all right. I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind.'Kuroobi drew his arm back slightly, ready to throw the marker at Caylee's face.
"By the way,Have I introduced you to my sisters." He looked up, big mistake. Now he'll be a love sick puppy, cause Julia was just the most beautiful thing ever.
"Whoa." He accidently said it outloud.
"This is Julia. And that's Nami, who seems to be talking to Arlong once more."
'Who cares about Caylee and Nami, Julia, wow.'
"You know Kuroobi, you're my favorite." She smiled at him. Caylee moved along really fast, wanting to say Hi to Choo.
"CAYLEE!" Choo shot across the table to hug his crush. His arms wrapped around her possessively, so if anybody tried to pry him off, good luck with that.
"Hi Choo!" She exclaimed happily. Once again, she is in his arms. Not that far away, Eva was watching.
'Oh, two new girls in here. This is gonna be fun.'
I got finals next week, so I got to study. WAH! Anywho, read and review. Please????
