Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece
Yeah, I've realized that Eva and Arlong fight a lot but it's just too funny.
Chris and Boris, now dressed up as security guards, walked backstage; trying to search for a way to get the information needed.
"So make sure this place stays clean. Caylee, Julia, Nami, and their mother are going to come in here." Chris smiled as he placed his ear near the door and continued to listen to the conversation inside.
"How do you remember their names?"
"I have a good memory." She told whoever answered her.
"Then how come when we ask you to remember something, you don't?"
"It's called 'Selective Memory'."
"You lazy person." Chris pulled away from the door. Once again, the smirk on his face.
"They're making this way too easy for me."
"Ok, Now I know everybody is wondering how I got a bruise on my cheek." The crowd gasped as a dark bluish bruise under Arlong's eye was forming. "See, when I got backstage, there was this man who was trying to steal some money from this nice old lady. So I decided to help out, so when he wasn't looking i…"
"He got beat up by our girl manager." Kuroobi cut in. "And as you can see, he lost big time."
"I did not!"
"Can we argue later on?" Choo threw a towel at Arlong's face. "You've been a beautiful crowd. We're going to sing one last song."
"Finally." Belle-mere exclaimed. She was having a good time, but when you're jumping like crazy, you can get pretty tired.
Kuroobi pushed a button on his keyboard, some static noise that you usually hear on the TV boomed out on stage.
Arlong leaned towards his mic, closing his eyes as he whispered into it.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
He held the last note for what seemed like eternity. He took the guitar off his shoulder and smashed it on the floor. Some of the pieces went flying into the crowd. He lifted the microphone off its stand.
Beaten why for
Can't take much more
Here we go...Here we go...Here we go
The others would join in on the countdown.
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
---
Backstage, not only was Eva covering her ears, but so was Chris and Boris.
"How did this guy become a singer? He sounds so horrible."
"I don't think he sounds adorable." Boris couldn't understand the words Chris was yelling. So he mixed up 'horrible' with 'adorable.'
"I DIDN'T SAY ADORABLE, I SAID HORRIBLE."
"WHAT?!"
"HORRIBLE."
"NO, IT'S NOT TOLERABLE."
---
Push me again
This is the end
Here we go...Here we go...Here we go
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
The floor...The floor...The floor...The floor
A puff of smoke surrounded each mermen on the stage.
"Thank you and Good night!" The lights flashed so bright that it blinded everybody's eyes. When they finally went off, the Mermen were gone. The concert was now over.
"Time to go home." Belle-mere stretched and yawned.
"We can't mom. Remember, we have backstage passes."
"Oh crap, there goes my night."
"Oh finally, I'm getting my hearing back. Kids these days, they don't know what the hell good music is."
"Sir, your family is coming this way."
"Hide." Chris jumped behind some other props. Boris was going to follow until he saw Chris's hand stop him. "Not you."
"But sir…"
"Excuse me? Where are the backstage pass winners suppose to go?"
"Um…I…um…No speaka da English."
"oh, Hablar Espanol?" Nami spoke up.
"Girls, there you are. Sorry, with all the commotion of this concert I forgot to tell you where to meet us." Eva ran over to them, a little embarrassed by her own mistake. "Who are you?" She asked the guard.
"He doesn't speak English."
"Oh really? It was a requirement for all the guards we hired to speak both english and spanish."
'Shoot, what was the spanish word for work? I can't remember.' Boris thought long and hard until her just said out a random word. "COMIDA!" He ran off.
"Food? He must be hungry."
Choo crashed onto the couch inside the dressing room, clutching onto his fingers.
"I knew this was going to happen."
"You got a few bloody fingers. So what? I smashed my guitar."
"I thought you meant to do that."
"Why would I want to trash my favorite guitar?!"
"Stop yelling at us." Kuroobi sat on the same couch as Choo. "It's your own fault. Get over it, you crybaby."
"Hey guys, we all feel bad when we destroy our first instrument. I remember feeling sad when all my first six drumsticks broke."
"There's a difference. You didn't mean to. They wore out. And Arlong…well, he just wanted to show off."
"I'm here!" Eva crashed through the door, throwing her hands in the air. "And I've brought the winners." The girls walked in after Eva, all four laughing from her sudden entrance into the room.
"Hiya guys, great concert. Although I'm pretty sure that 2nd best wasn't suppose to break his guitar."
"Shut up, person I still need to give a nickname to." He shoved Caylee to get to Nami. "What did you think of the concert?"
"I thought it was amazing. And why does she call you second best? You're way better than big lips over there."
"Finally, somebody sees my point in life. You know what, I like you."
'Way to blurt out your feelings.' Eva went over to talk to Hachi, allowing the other guys to talk to the girls. Belle-mere had decided to run off and try to find some beer.
"Aren't you a little sad?"
"About what, Eva?"
"Well, Nami and Arlong; Caylee and Choo; even Julia and Kuroobi. What about you?"
"It makes me happy to see my band happy. Actually, I'm more concerned about you."
"Why me?"
"No man in your life."
"What can I say? I'm a loner."
"That makes two of us." Hachi wrapped one of his many arms around her. Eva couldn't bring herself to stop smiling; seeing the mermen happy was just so awesome.
"So cutie, want to sing me another song?" Choo handed the guitar over to Caylee.
"No. Don't wanna." She handed it back. "I just wanted to sit and talk a little."
"What about?"
"Why did you get into music?" He should have been prepared to tell the story he tells everybody who asked that: Cause I was bored. But when he looked into Caylee's eyes, he couldn't bring himself to lie. He had to tell her.
"The reason is…"
"Excuse me." They all looked at the doorway. There stood Chris and Boris, with Genzo and Belle-mere asleep in their arms. "Sorry to bother such a sentimental moment."
"No." Eva whispered. "He found us."
"DAD!" Nami, Julia, and Caylee yelled out.
"Hi girls." He waved at them.
"Dad, what are you doing here?" Nami looked at Boris and noticed the way he was looking at her. His eyes were travelling all over her body, licking his lips when he saw something he really liked.
"Well, I missed you girls so much." He walked into the room, loving the look of fear he was getting from Eva. But dreading the glares he got from the mermen. "That I decided to come and get you."
"Dad, you're scaring me." Caylee grabbed onto Julia's arm.
"Am I really?" He turned his gaze towards Eva. "Ah, if it isn't my favorite girl experiment, Ebony Harpon."
"Ebony?" The girls looked towards each other, the word 'question' seemed to be written all over their face.
"Or what's your name now? Eva Hayes? Where'd you come up with that?" He looked at the Mermen. "Aaron, Chad, Keith, and Harvey. It's so nice to see all of you again."
"Choo, what is he talking about?" Caylee asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry. It's now Arlong, Choo, Kuroobi, and Hachi. Pathetic." Chris took a small mechanic ball out of his pocket. "Go to sleep everybody." He covered his own nose and mouth with his hand and threw the ball on the ground. It exploded into tiny pieces and released some kind of gas fumes.
Hachi grasped harder onto Eva and tried her hardest to cover her mouth. To Late. The fumes had snuck its way into her mouth and nose, immediately knocking her out. Hachi couldn't make it in time for his own mouth and nose, he was soon on the floor, still clutching onto Eva.
Caylee was grabbed onto by Choo at the last second. He tried to sprint out the door before the ball exploded. He made it to where his foot was outside the door until the fumes took effect of his and her body.
Arlong and Nami were grasping onto each other. Arlong had pushed Nami's face into his chest, hoping to cover her mouth and nose. The fumes got into him and he fell on top of her. The impact on her chest made her gasp, letting the fumes go in.
Kuroobi and Julia were the only ones not able to reach each other. She was already on the floor when he got up to get to her. He, on the other hand, was laying on the couch, completely out.
Chris walked over to Caylee's body and stroke her cheeks. "Sorry sweetie, You left me no choice." He looked around outside the room, smirking at his and Boris's work. See all they could do with just a few bullets.
"Go get the car Boris."
"Will it be big enough to fit everybody in?"
"If not, we'll make them fit. Now leave those two with me and GO!" Boris dropped Genzo and Belle-mere onto the floor and sprinted towards the exit.
"Hm." Chris walked back into the room. "Have to separate them." He started to pull apart the couples. Having no trouble whatsoever.
When he got to Eva and Hachi, it took just a little bit longer but he got it. He continued to hold onto her limp body, admiring her features.
"What did you do to yourself, Eva? Don't you worry your pretty little face off, I'll change you back."
Done with this chapter. Wow, I'm really updating fast. Thank you Christmas Break. Tune in next time for the exciting chapter of 'Mermen Rock Band.' Please leave a review on your way out.