Sasuke woke up the next morning to his pants vibrating. He gasped and flipped his phone open as he put it up to his ear.

"Hello?" Sasuke's voice was raspy and tiredly due to his stupid hangover.

"Sasuke?! Where have you been?" It was his boss…crap…'What time is it?' Sasuke thought as he looked to the clock. His eyes widened in worry. It was two in the afternoon! HE WAS LATE FOR WORK!! "Hello?!" His boss screamed.

"I'll…I'll be right there…gimme like…twenteh minutes…" Sasuke slurred. He said his goodbyes and hung up the phone. He rushed over to his drawer and began hopping all over his house, taking off and putting on different clothes. Still hopping, he grabbed two waffles and put them in the toaster. When his pants were finally on, he tucked his shirt in and put on his reading glasses. He lowered them just enough so he could see his surroundings. He winced as his headache throbbed. He ran to the bathroom and got an Alka-seltzer and put it in water.

He set a paper cup on the bathroom counter, put the tablet in, and waited for it to fizz. Once the tablet was fully dissolved, he guzzled it down painfully for he hated the taste of it. Once he released his lips from the paper cup, he looked at the bottom of the cup to see if any more was left and saw a little but crumpled up the cup and threw it in the trash can by his counter. It was then that he grabbed his waffles and rushed out the door, his hair all choppy, his pants missing a belt so they nearly fell off, and bags under his onyx eyes.

He pulled into the Dunkin Doughnuts drive-thru only to sit in a bunch of worthless traffic. When he finally got to the speaker, he had to yell for the person to hear him. His throat still burned from the vodka and his head still throbbed so his straining the vocals wasn't helping. He got what he got each morning, a French Vanilla black coffee…no sugar….no anything…just plain coffee. It was plain, it was strong, and it was just the way Sasuke liked it. Once he got his coffee, he sped down to the main street and off to his boring job…and the worst part of this job: Naruto worked with him.

Some part of him wanted to go to work…to see Naruto….but another bigger part of him didn't want to because he had a hangover and he couldn't face Naruto with a hangover. While he got out of his car, parked in the reserved space, he took out a comb and ran through the doors as he tamed his wild hair. Now that he looked professional, it was time to act like one…he cleared his throat and entered with a smile until he realized he forgot his briefcase.

He didn't show it on the outside, but on the inside the poor guy was panicking. Sasuke sighed and continued onto his plain, boring cubical. He sat by his computer and turned it on. His personal secretary, a hot blonde with big breasts and a short skirt…the typical skanky secretary that someone like Sasuke couldn't wait to sleep with. When he heard the blonde coming, he pretended to be busy with random papers on his desk. The blonde was actually a lot like Naruto…that's because it was Naruto's sister….that's why Sasuke wanted to sleep with her so badly…to make Naruto so jealous he'd be crawling back. Sasuke smirked just thinking about it until…

"Uhm…Mr. Sasuke person…uh….have any work for me today…oh and your brother called…he said you have until Friday to pay the money loan…and uh…Hatake wants the update on the website." The girl called Ami spoke…disrespectful and ditz-like….just the way Sasuke liked it. Wow…a lot of things were going as Sasuke liked. Sasuke nodded and smirked as well.

"Could I ask for a little something…..extra?" Sasuke said sexily. Ami knew what he was talking about and she blushed.



"It's in the middle of work…I don't think I could—" She was cut off midsentenced by Sasuke waving money in the air, leaning closer as if it were a secret.

"Come on…I won't tell if you won't…." he said, biting his bottom lip. Ami narrowed her eyes and slapped Sasuke across the face.

"I'm not that kind of girl…" she said before storming off back onto her separate desk. Sasuke had a huge 'morning' wood that he really needed to take care of. Usually sex at work would be no problem but ever since everyone found out about the stupid breakup it's not almost impossible. The Uchiha cursed under his breath and got up to go to Naruto's desk. He leaned over the top of the cubical just enough so Naruto could see him above his computer. He leaned on his elbows the way a teenager would if he were bored in a classroom. Naruto completely ignored Sasuke and continued typing on his computer.

"Listen Dobe…I'm sorry…okay? You want to go out to dinner or what?" Sasuke confessed. Naruto looked up.

"Excuse me? Oh…you were talking…uh…what were you saying?" Naruto looked up slowly, smiling a smile that only Sasuke could see through. Sasuke sighed and rolled his eyes, not wanting to repeat the daring question again….let alone the 'sorry' part. He chewed on his tongue until he decided to say it again.

"Do. You. Want. To. Go. Out. To. Dinner. Or. Something??" he repeated slowly enough so even an idiot like Naruto could understand. Naruto went back to the computer screen and began typing again.

"Can't." the blonde began casually.

"And why not?" Sasuke demanded, angry that he turned him down, gritting and grinding his teeth.

"Too much work to do….plus I'm seeing someone," Naruto looked up at Sasuke with one eyebrow raised as he haltered the sentence to rub it in Sasuke's face. "Else." He finally finished. Sasuke just stood there with his mouth hanging open, in complete shock. First Ami…then Naruto…it felt like he was no longer was a sexy beast anymore. He felt as if his whole world had crashed down and he was the most ugly thing that could possibly walk the earth. He couldn't let his guard down though, so he simply smirked and raised an eyebrow.

"Then consider it a double date." Sasuke lied. He'd always been a good liar. Naruto simply smiled.

"So you found someone! Good. Then yes. Consider it a double date." Sasuke rolled his eyes, they drifted back down to stare at Naruto crotch. Naruto, not really aware of Sasuke's interest, simply just went back to typing and working on what he was supposed to do. "Now….leave my quarters…you're disturbing my concentration." Naruto said with a jokingly snap to it. Sasuke snapped out of picturing him and Naruto having sex one last time before rolling his eyes andwalking away.

"See you at eight then…" With that he went back to his desk, with only two more hours until he got off and could get home. It didn't occur to Sasuke that he indeed had to find a date until he got into his car. All he could think about it different situations where he took Naruto out into a secret place and kissed him…then…only then will all their problems be solved…well so he thought anyway. Sasuke's eyes widened as he turned the key into the ignition.



"Oh FUCK! I've got to find a date!!" Quickly, he took out his phone and began skimming the contacts…talking to himself without realizing…"It's gotta be a girl…Naruto won't get jealous if it's not." He also didn't realize that Naruto was getting a ride with him this evening and was banging on the car window. Sasuke jolted as he looked up and nearly collapsed when he realized who it was. Naruto came around the other side and got in the passenger's seat.

"I've got to get a ride home…My car is being towed." Naruto complained as he waved the accursed contract which stated how much money he owed….which was a lot. Sasuke nodded in 'sympathy' though he liked Naruto riding in his car. He wanted him so badly. He didn't know how long he could contain himself. Somehow Naruto was really turning him on lately and he was fidgeting while pulling out of the parking lot.

He drove a little while, listening to Naruto talking…until his dick THROBBED…he couldn't take it anymore. He had to have him…he just had to. He pulled over in a completely abonded parking lot and stopped the car, turning the key so the car would just play music. Naruto looked up, confused about why Sasuke had stopped since he had just stood there.

"What's….the matter? Why'd you stop?" That was all from Naruto that the poor horny guy could take. He sighed and turned to the blonde with a smirk and began to kiss him. Naruto didn't resist for about 2 minutes of making out until he realized what and who he was doing. It was then he realized that he was somehow in the backseat with almost all his clothes off, Sasuke ontop of him. Sasuke feeling all over his soft skin…slowly grinding on his (Naruto's) crotch. Naruto pushed Sasuke off and glared. Sasuke sighed and put his hand over his eyes, annoyed.

"What now?" Sasuke said, wanting to continue.

"Well Sasuke…let's see…you. And. I. were. Just. Making. Out." Naruto said, not really wanting to explain all the wrongs with what just happened.

"So what? What's your point?" Sasuke cocked an eyebrow while he crossed his arms.

"And the problem with that is…." Naruto spoke as if Sasuke were a retard, "that me and you…" he pointed as he stated the beings, "AREN'T GOING OUT!!" he finally yelled before crossing his arms and putting his shirt back on as well as buttoning his pants back up. "Now…take me home…" Sasuke smirked.

"Your home is my home you know…you can't get away from me…I'm everywhere." he said sexily. Naruto rolled his eyes and leaned on the car window, ignoring Sasuke completely. Once they got in their apartment complex, Naruto grabbed his brief case and quickly escaped the car. He took out his key and unlocked the door, looking back to see Sasuke sitting in his car banging on the steering wheel and getting out to follow.

Naruto ran to his room to get ready for his 'date'. Sasuke just sat, layed back on the couch, watching TV. He took out his phone and called Sakura. He dreaded asking this girl out, but he was desperate to get Naruto jealous…and he knew Naruto was already jealous of Sakura. It only rang once until he heard an annoying,

"Oh my god! Hi Sasuke! What's up?" Sasuke winced at the annoying voice on the other line.

"Hey Sakura…uh…I was wondering, would you want to go out tonight? Around eight maybe?" Sasuke almost regretted doing that because he knew what was coming 

next, he held the phone as far as he could from his ear to keep his ear from getting seriously damaged.

"OH MY GOD! I'D LOVE TO!!" Sakura screamed.

"See you at eight." Sasuke said before hanging up. He then got up and walked to his room to get ready for his 'date'.