Crock: Hey! Here's Chapter 5...yes, I decided to write more...and there is some unexpected randomness in there...oh well!
Naruto: Remember to be safe and use a condom!
Sasuke: What?
Crock: TO CHAPTER 5!
The next morning Naruto woke up with a muggy, disgusted feeling. He felt sick. As much as he wanted to go back to sleep he couldn't…due to the fact that he just was not able to because the smell of breakfast food filled the air. Naruto looked at the clock to see it was too early (for him anyways)…The clock read 10:00, since it was an hour ahead it was really nine in the morning.
Naruto had never been a morning person…but then again…neither had Sasuke. Who the hell was making that delicious smell? It couldn't have been Sakura…she left late late at night. The blonde reluctantly and violently pulled the sheets from over him and stomped out of his room. Sasuke was at the table…passed out in his plate full of hash browns, pancakes and bacon. His face and hair was all in it.
Naruto couldn't help but giggle to himself. He then grabbed a paper plate and began eating for himself. He didn't care if Sasuke intended Naruto to eat this…Naruto woke up because of this stupid smell of food and damnit he was going to eat as much as he wanted. He sat at the table, with a plate full of food, right across from Sasuke…watching him snore in syrup. Right when Naruto's ass hit the chair Sasuke jolted awake in gasp. The Uchiha narrowed his eyes in pure tiredness and scratched his head before he realized his face was smeared in grease and syrup. His first reaction was to look at Naruto.
"Don't you say a word." Sasuke said firmly. Naruto wasn't threatened but laughed.
"Wasn't gonna." Was Naruto's last words before shoving a piece of bacon into his mouth. "So...how'd it go with Sakura last night? I heard some…noises."
Sasuke sighed and massaged his temples with his fingers.
"Look, I know what you're thinking…but listen…I can't take this anymore…I want you back…please Naruto…I know we had this whole…I just can't…I'll do anything." He sighed again.
He really didn't mean to just come clean like that but honestly he just couldn't take it anymore. Naruto narrowed his eyes and a smirk crawled beneath his lips like a snake. Chuckles began to form from the devious blonde. He wanted to see Sasuke beg. He wanted to see Sasuke cry…and man, was he feeling evil. He narrowed his eyes and cocked an eyebrow.
"I don't believe you…what if you just want to get back together with me for the sex? Hmmm? You need to make it more….convincing." the blonde shot out raising his voice as the sentence progressed. Sasuke sighed and put his head, buried beneath his arms, onto the table and groaned. He didn't want to prove that he loved Naruto.
He wasn't in it for the sex but the sex helped him get through the day with his dealing with Naruto as an annoying five year old. Sure he loved him, but damn could he get annoying. Sex would just make him love him all the more and be extremely pleased with him. He did want him back so what did he do? He awoke his head from the table, stood up, and begged on his knees with folded hands and his pleaded.
"Please Naruto…I'll do anything….whatever you want…you name it and it's done…please…I'll be a good boyfriend, better than ever." Sasuke begged. Naruto couldn't help but to blush and nodded slowly.
"Alright…but this is your last shot Sasuke…and after having sex with Sakura I'm not so sure." Naruto said with a smirk upon his face. Oh yeah, his plan finally came into action and you know what? He was about to fall on his knees but thank whoever was up there that he didn't give in first. Sasuke responded with a hesitant yes.
This meant he would have to give up sex until Naruto needed it and man, that was going to take
forever. Oh, but that's not even all he had to do, he pretty much had to do everything Naruto said or he would have to go through the total hell hole of breaking up once more.
"I'll just ignore the part about fucking Sakura. Dobe, I'm willing to do whatever it takes.." he said before getting up, kissing Naruto on the lips, slinging his bag on his shoulder and heading out the door.
"Just where do you think you're going, teme?" Naruto asked with a casual look on his face, stopping Sasuke right before he headed out the door. He turned his head to look at the blonde and cleared his throat.
"Um…To the uh…coffee shop…?" He said nervously, looking for a reaction in Naruto.
"Oh…well…don't be longer than two…I wanted us to chill…" he stared as he got up from the table and retrieving his coffee. "Oh and…don't forget to wipe your face…you've got food all over it." The blonde said, still with the same devious smirk on his face.
"I think I'll deal." And with that Sasuke slammed the door shut.
Naruto and Sasuke 'chilled' until 10 at night. They laughed and they got smashed. Sasuke came through their apartment banging Naruto against the wall, sucking noises heard, Sasuke's pant were already unzipped and Sasuke led the way to the bedroom, following the walls, never leaving Naruto soft lips. Sasuke laid Naruto down on his bed and practically tore his shirt off.
Naruto moaned a little in Sasuke's mouth and Sasuke kissed Naruto's lips one last time before looking at the innocent face Naruto was making, soon interrupted by Naruto laughed drunkishly.
"What're you starrrinnnggg at?" Naruto asked lazily. Sasuke shook his head.
"Nothing." He began caressing Naruto's neck with his tongue and moving down, down, down until….
"Mmmm…Sasuke…there…." Naruto softly moaned, thrusting his hips up wanting more. Sasuke smirked.
"You got it baby." He said and was about to do many things to Naruto's member before…
"SASUKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Said male turned around to find his mother standing there with a shocked expression. Behind her came a tall male, his father, and behind him was another, Itachi, his stupid brother, smirking.
A/N: Ahh...you gotta love it! Lol...see you guys next chapter!!
Naruto: This has been brought to you by Trojan!
Sasuke: Would you just...shut the fuck up about fucking condoms?
Naruto: Safe sex is better sex and remember--
-silence...no one knows...-
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