Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece at all.
Thank you so much to deathshark, who was always reviewing right from the start. and for also giving me tips on which songs were good.
And also a big thank you to one of my newest reviewer, Ri-16-chan. Or as I like to call her, RED-CHAN!
"I hope I'm never put in that kind of situation ever again." Eva and Hachi crashed onto the couch inside the living room once more; everybody else was still inside the game room.
"I hope I never have to run through a billion doors just to find safety ever again. Some of those rooms are just….wrong in so many ways." Hachi placed one of his many arms around her shoulder. "But we escaped."
"Yeah, we did."
"HEY GORGEOUS!" All six of the boys she had ran away from ended up jumping onto the couch next to her, all of them fighting for the spot.
"Get lose, dude, I saw her first."
"No you didn't. My eyes were at least half a second before yours."
"You're both wrong. Oldest gets first pick."
"You're not the oldest."
"Shouldn't it go to the youngest?"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH, BLUE HAIRED WOMAN, LET ME HELP IN THE KITCHEN!" Eva shoved all of the boys out of the way and ran into the kitchen, her hands up high in the air.
"Dang it." The six boys all fell onto the floor. "And we had to get out of Caylee's wrestling holds to get down here."
"That girl is not a girl, I swear it. She doesn't act like one at all."
"Hey, we should ask Choo to check if she's a girl. That should be fun for him."
"Yeah." The boys got up from the floor and ran back up to the game room; ready to set their plan into action.
Hachi continued to seat on the couch, he looked at the arm that was holding onto Eva earlier. Why was it so hard for him to just tell her he liked her? He had to do it soon, before those teenage boys steal her away from him.
"Having a mind battle with yourself?"
"Hey Arlong, why aren't you with Nami?"
"She's guitar battling that Bambi girl. Kuroobi is trying to get away from Roxy, who decided to go chase not only him but Julia because he had long hair like a girl and she suddenly became fascinated with Julia's red/white hair."
"What about Choo and Caylee?" He saw Arlong shudder slightly.
"Those boy cousins of hers came running into the room yelling 'CAYLEE'S NOT A GIRL!' and they told Choo to go screw her in the next room to see if she really is a girl. Choo jumped at the idea, only because he knows for sure she's a girl, and started chasing her. Now they're locked in the room across from the game room…I don't know what's going on in there."
"Oh."
"I'm more concerned about you and Eva anyway." Arlong took a seat next to his closest friend. "Why havn't you told her?"
"I forgot that you knew." Hachi buried his head in four of his hands, his the top of his head with the other two. "I'm such an idiot. She probably doesn't even like me back. And those other guys are flirting with her."
"You'll never know until you tell her."
"How? I don't know how." Before Arlong could answer, Caylee came running into the room, her shirt torn a great deal. She was holding it over the most important part of her chest, her boobs.
"Arlong, Hachi, have you seen him come this way?" She ran in front of the two.
"No. he's not down here." Hachi answered her back.
"HEY CHOO, YOUR WOMAN IS DOWN HERE. SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO DO IN ON THE COUCH." Arlong grabbed onto Hachi and pulled him off the couch. The two of them walking off somewhere.
"Arlong, I'm gonna kill you." She mumbled as she watched him walk off. Suddenly a pair of arms wrapped around her chest.
"Found you." Choo whispered into her ear.
"Ok I know you want to do it with me. But not in this house."
"Why not?" Choo threw her onto the couch and climbed ontop of her, picking up the shirt and tearing it further until it was unwearable.
"HEY, I LIKED THAT SHIRT!" She pulled back her arm and aimed it at his lips. With full force, she was going to punch him.
"I like you better this way." He said when he caught her punch in his big fist. "I just want to make your cousins happy and tell them if you're a girl or not. Of course, I already know the answer."
"Then just tell them the answer. They're idiots; they know I'm a girl. They're just doing this because their moms took the porn channel off the TV. SO they want to see some real action. What do you wanna bet that they're cameras everywhere in this room?"
"Not anymore." Both Caylee and Choo looked to the side. Twelve adults stood in front of them; the girls squealing at how cute the scene in front of them looked, and the boys holding onto the cameras that were hidden in the room.
'Little brats must have done that before I got here. I'm gonna kill them.'
"Oh, don't mind us. We're just passing by. By the way, if you guys do it here, you'll be continuing the tradition. Did you know your mom lost her virginity on that same couch?"
"NASTY! I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT. CHOO, LET ME UP!" She started pounding onto Choo's clothed chest.
"Don't ruin the tradition now." He smirked down at her.
"I'M SURROUNDED BY PERVERT PEOPLE WHO DON' T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG! AND I'M WITHOUT A SHIRT TOO!"
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The Family Reunion was finally able to start; after Grandmpas and Grandmas got there. It was very awkward for the Mermen and Eva to meet the parents of the man who was conducting experiments on them.
Amazingly, they were very nice people. Although since it was a big family, they couldn't remember their names.
"Just call us Pops and Ma." They told them. Eva smiled at the gentleness they were showing them. "We know everything our son did to you. Belle-mere told us." Ma grabbed onto Eva's hands in a comforting way. "I'm so sorry that you went through all that."
"It's not your fault." Eva replied back to her.
"Sweetie. If there's anything you ever need, don't hesitate to ask us." Pops came up from behind Ma. "We'll be your 'father and mother' figure if you want."
Eva couldn't help but smile. Even though the rest of the family was incredibly weird, she loved Pops and Ma.
The other grandparents, Belle-mere's parents, introduced themselves as Papa and Mama. They didn't like the name 'Grandpa and Grandma.'
"And these are my six sisters: Amanda, Vicki, Courtney, Jackie, Jennifer, and Stephy. And their husbands: Albert, Victor, Cameron, Joseph, Joe, and Steven. The way you can tell who is married to who is by the first letter of their names are the same."
The Mermen and Eva just nodded their heads through everything. "OK." They all said in unison. "We're not even going to ask whose kids are whose. Did you know that your sons are complete perverts?"
"Yeah, because we caught them watching porn on TV and they got so upset with us. Now I guess you're their new play-toy."
"Please don't say that." They all went into the dining room, where the table was set with the food that Belle-mere, Nojiko, and Eva prepared.
"Oh, two more people to introduce." Nojiko announced loudly. They all looked towards her to see a man with a baby approaching her.
"Mermen and Eva. This is my loving husband, Nathan, and our beautiful baby girl, Caroline." Eva couldn't help but smile at the sight of the baby reaching for her mama. "Let's eat."
They all took their seats at the long table. There was no certain order, everybody was scattered. The only couples that actually sat together were Nojiko and Nathan. Only because they both needed to be together to handle Caroline.
"Nojiko, the mashed potatos with butter are white and yellow. You're so awesome and….oh, look at the silverware. They're so shiny." Roxy picked up the spoon and put it up to the light, letting it shine more.
"Nami, you will lose to me in the next round." Bambi yelled at Nami, who was sititng right next to her.
"Yeah yeah, pass the chicken."
"Hey, wanna go on a date with me?" One of the many boys asked Eva. "We can go to the movies and to then afterwards, we'll go on a stroll through the park."
"No, I'll take you to that fancy restaurant downtown." Another boy started talking to her. All the teenage boys at the table started fighting over her, she started to shake with nervousness.
"HEY, KNOCK IT OFF. SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANY OF YOU AT ALL!' Hachi slammed all six of his hands onto the table, causing some of the drinks to shake.
"Hachi?"
"Eva, please tell me you don't feel the same way for them that they feel for you. Eva Hayes, I've liked you for the longest time. I've always watched over you; I've always comforted you; Eva, I care so much for you. And I would be honored if you go out on a date with me."
Caylee, Nami, Julia, Bambi, and Roxy stood up from their seats and rushed over to Eva. "You should say yes." They all told her.
"This is interesting." Nojiko watched from her seat, smirking. She knew it was going to happen eventually.
"Uh…um…I ….Yes, Hachi. Yes. I'll go out with you."
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A YEAR LATER(AGAIN)
"We're back live on MTV with yours and my favorite, The Mermen." The crowd went wild as the four stood next to the lady announcer. Amazingly, over the past two to three years, their fan base has grown.
"So, what are your plans for the next few months. I mean, you are getting married next week, am I right?" Their fans have even come to accept their marriages. Much to their relief.
"We are planning to spend a lot of time with our wives." Arlong answered into the mic he held.
"After all, they are the girls that caught our hearts." Kuroobi couldn't help but smile as he spoke into the mic.
"Now, I heard that you met their family and that they're….crazy." Choo chuckled at the remark.
"Truthfully, they are crazy. But it gave me a chance to see what my Caylee was like around her family. She did make a lot of death threats, but I could tell they were out of love…and anger." The crowd laughed at his last word. "But….I felt so at home there. When we were eating, I would steal glances at her. Just her glow, she is so beautiful."
"Aw, now this sounds like love. Well, let's not wait any longer. Please welcome: Caylee, Julia, Nami, and the Mermen's manager, Eva Hayes." The crowd cheered even louder as the four girls marched out to the center of the room, each of them holding mics.
" Can you guys please stand with your man?"
"OOOOhhhhhh." All four of them scoffed as they stood next to the Mermen they loved.
"Ok, so Eva is now engaged to Hachi. Now, how did that happen?"
"I'd rather not tell. It's our personal knowledge." Eva looked up at Hachi and smiled at him.
"Caylee, rumor has it that Choo is a major pervert. Always chasing you and such. Is that true?"
"Yes, that man cannot wait till our wedding night. But…he's gotten nothing." She winked at the camera.
"Nami and Julia, is Arlong worse than Kuroobi when it comes to being romantic?"
"No, They're both pretty even."
"OK, well, the Mermen have a new song they want to sing to the girls. So guys, go get yourself up on stage, and you four stay here." The Mermen ran onto the stage and got in their positions.
Kuroobi started playing a slow melody while Arlong and Choo snapped their fingers to the tune. Arlong leaned into his mic and started singing the song…
Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate, all thru the night
Choo quickly came in for the next verse…
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I will do anything, girl you need only ask
The other three joined Choo to sing the chorus of the song. Most of the crowd, and the girls freaking out and blushing over the words of it.
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to
Choo held out the last note for a few seconds, Hachi coming in for the verse.
Girl relax, let's go slow
I ain't got nowhere to go
I'm just gonna concentrate on you
Girl are you ready, it's gonna be a long night
Kuroobi pulled the mic closer to his mouth, eyeing Julia.
Throw your clothes (throw your clothes) on the floor (on the floor)
I'm gonna take my clothes off too
I made plans to be with you
Girl whatever you ask me
you know I could do
The way the chorus sounds was so….awesome. No girl could help but swoon.
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight (hold you tight)
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to (hey)
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to
The Mermen had discussed long and hard on who was going to sing the bridge part…it was decided on Hachi, since he was the last one to actually confess to Eva.
Baby tonight is your night
And I will do you right
Just make a wish on your night
Anything that you ask
I will give you the love of your life
Your life, your life
The chorus once more.
I'll make love to you (I'll make love)
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight (hold you tight)
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you (I'll make love)
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to
I'll make love to you (I'll make love)
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight (hold you tight)
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you (I'll make love)
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to (tell me baby)
Caylee looked up at Choo after the song was done and the crowd gone wild. He quickly put his guitar down and jumped off the stage, walking over to her. Once he was in front of her, he took the mic from her hands and placed one of his hands on the small of her back.
"Remember this?" He yelled over the loud cheers. He suddenly dipped her down, holding her up by the small of her back.
"Yeah."
"I love you so much. My love, my light that saved me from the darkness." He placed his lips over hers, allowing the whole world to see the strong love that is still there.
Nami was swooped up into Arlong's arm, he held onto her bridal style. They shared no words whatsoever, they just immediately began kissing.
Kuroobi and Hachi didn't know how to match up to those. They didn't need to. Eva and Julia had walked onto the stage to get to them. Eva went behind the drums and took one of the sticks from Hachi's hand.
"So I'm the love of your life?"
"You've been the love of my life for the longest time. And that love only grows stronger each day I look at you. I'm glad you choose me over those other boys." She placed her hand gently on Hachi's cheek.
"What you don't know is….I've had a mad crush on you since I first saw you play the drums." She threw the drum stick she was holding off the stage and Hachi leaned forward to touch her lips.
"Playing piano looks difficult." Julia said as she went over to him.
"Not really." He picked her up and placed her on top of the keys, the chord playing only loud enough for them to hear. "That's the most beautiful chord I have ever head in my life." He placed his lips over hers.
"A love that's so strong it's not ashamed to be shown to the whole world." The announcer girl just had to start talking, now didn't she. It didn't ruin the moment that much, but still…the girls prefered the kissing without her annoying voice.
'The rest of my life is going to be full of events.' Caylee thought to herself.
"I hope you know that we're going to have a lot of kids." Arlong whispered into Nami's ear.
"YOU PERV!"
That's the end. Aw, how cute. I've always loved that song by Boyz to Men. I'm gonna play it at my wedding. lol, anyway, thank you for reading. Please leave a review on your way out.