Chapter 2! ~ Matsuda dies and has a car chase!
L looked at the time note that lay in his hands like a dead possum. It was all the colors of the rainbow but it was an evil randbow and these colors were dark and scary and scared the crap out of him even the pink. He opened it and worte himself back into the past to have some adventures.
"no don't go L I love u!" shouted Secks who was playing on a DS Lite in onix black. It was the game FEEL TEH MAGIC XXXY and she was playing the leval wear you take off the girls dress and she was all turned on and stuff
"I have to tho" he shouted back as he disappeared into time. "I must stop kira and save the future by firstsaving the past which is where my freedom is and also the freedom of everyone else because freedom is the right of sensient beans"
Secks was so moved by this speaks that she swooned and feinted in the marsy sand.
"I love u too" she said as he fell into time and started going backwards to when the time was that he said in the book that he held in his hands that were flapping wildly like a duck as he fell through the swirly tunnel of time that took him back in time. He looked at the colors and there was loads of them L fought he saw green and black and maybe some pruple too he couldn't tell because it was windy and he had his eyes clothed.
BACKIN WINCEST! :-0 !
Matsuda looked at Freckles the magick dog (AN: magick is like magic but its more magicy! It's like a wiki thing) with a mixture of fear and ambishun. He knew there wasno way to kill a magick dog accept to give them magick beans but he didn't have any magick beans. They were back at the house.
He jumped in his airplane. It was a Cessna 206 and it was painted black with skulls and bombs sprayed on the side in even darker black and sometimes gray. Even freckles were scarred and he was a magick dog.
He flew off into the sky and had to dodge some snow clouds because he couldt afford foglights or snow chains
Freckles looked at himself and thought "how can I cathch him oh wait Im a magick dog with psikick powers!" he thought to himself in dog and flew offinto space after Matsuda.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
matusda unloaded like a whole lcip of machine gun fire onto freckles bu the had magick powers to deflect the bullets and also a bulletproof vest under his fur. He didn't need it but knew it would come in handy one day. Maybe sooner than you think.
L magicked himself into Winchest city plaza and looked at the magick dogfight (it's a pun do you get it! It took me quite a long time to think of so please laugh please…….*\_(O_;)_/* )
Snow was falling like a hurricane around l because his time note powers had stirred up a storm and it was winter. He rubbed his cold skin and got warm again. Then he kept rubbing but further down in his pants. He fought about Secks while he did it because he loved her even though he could never tell her.
L sat down in the moonlight and sighed. He knew that he loved Secks the shini時間 harder than he had ever loved a human or a dog even Freckles and his dead wif aiber tho it was close. He would marry her one day maybe soon. But she was queen of the shini時間 and he was just a lowly comun magical detective dude. How could he ever make her lurve him. They had dun al sorts of sexings like regular and carnal and treesome but this was just sexing. How could he make him love him for what he was ~ a magical super brainy frinklyman.
"This was deep" he fought to himself as he watched a puffy cloud float over the sun like a blimp over a nascar track.
In SPAPCE!
Matsuda was flying like a million miles over the sky and he knew that if he fell out he might die at this high so he put on a parachute and then seven more just to be sure because its always better saef than sorry.
He toke out a bazooker and shooted it at full speed at freckles who was soring behind him faster than any dog had ever flown before. Even those Russian space dogs (AN: See WikaPedier for more infos on these!) looked at him and thought "wow he is faster than any dog has ever flown before".
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
IT WAS A DIREC TIT!
But then the smoke cleared and matsuda saw he was wearing a bulletproof vest.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he shouted as his plain began to fall from the sky.
"If I die I will make it the best dam time in my life" he said pulling a bag of wee out of the glove box. He took of his shirt and began rolling the weed into his joints and he got high. Then the plane also got high and it diidnt hit the ground because it was high.
"Im shaved!" he shouted dancing around the cock[pit like a magic fairy dude from the middle ages at a maypole singing stuff like the wicker man.,
IN WHALES
Dark Yagami who was Light yagamis brother was in his room when Near wanked in entirely naked except for his underpants and some pyjamas and a dressing gown and one of thsose funny hats so I guess he wasn't actually very naked at all.
"I LEIK LEGOS!" he shuted.
"that s nice sa" id Dark. He was trying to read. Because he was so brainy he could read the long books like Breaking Dawn and the dictionary without getting confused
"DO YOU LIKE LEGOS?"?" he scramed playing with his rocket which was in his pants
"no"
"YOU SHOULD THE BUILDINGS YOU CAN MAKE NWITH THEM ARE QUEIT NICE"
He shoed him a model hed made of legos. It was a train made out of legos and it had motors on the bottom nad even Dark was impressed by the skillz
"what do you want?"
"FRECKLES HAS KILLED MATSUDA!"
"Good dog" and Frekcles jumped all over him and licked him everywhere except his special place because he wasn't a furry.
IN SHINIGAMI LAND
"My plan is going according to plan!"
WHO SAID THAT?
ALL WILL BE REVEALED EXCEPT SOME STUFF WHICH ISN'T REDDY YET!
NEXT TIME!
SAME DEATHNOTE TIME! SAME DEATHNOTE CHANNEL!