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"blah" Japanese*

"blah" thinking

"blah" English

*Note I'm not going to write in italics when the only language being spoken is Japanese. But I will of their isn't much being spoken.

Sasuke's POV

I'm going to kill him. That was the only thought in my head as I jumped from rooftop to rooftop trying to get to the center of all this chaos. I TOLD him not to do anything! And the second I'm gone, he goes and unleashes an explosion in the most populated part of the area. I hope Sakura can handle this until I get there…

Sakura's POV

DAMN HIM! I stormed around on top of the stores, looking for that idiot. My anger was messing with my thought process so I couldn't think clearly. I swear when I get my fists on him…

"NARUTO!!!!" I screamed, not bothering with the hazard of others hearing me. I would have to erase their memories anyways. "Get your sorry ass over here, RIGHT NOW! We don't have time to deal with this. Secure the area until Sasuke can get here and erase their memories."

I saw him appear in front of me, his eyes brimming with tears from laughing so much.

"Aye-yah Sakura-chan. You worry too much." I glared at him. How could he be so carefree when the people below are nearly running over each other in panic?

Doing a face plant, I managed to say. "Just get your Kage Bunshins down there and prevent anyone who saw it from leaving…"

I watched him and all his clones henge and run down into the crowd, preventing anyone from leaving.

"Sakura" I whirled around and saw Sasuke standing there, looking extremely annoyed. "Get the crowds attention so they all look up here. I need to have eye contact to erase their memories."

Nodding, I reached into my weapon's pouch and pulled out no less than 10 exploding tags. Grabbing a kunai, I attached every since tag to it and threw it as high in the air, bracing for the explosion.

Everyone below us except Naruto looked up to see where the explosion came from. I saw Sasuke activate his Sharingan and looked away so I wouldn't be caught in the glare.

Taking careful precaution, Sasuke looked every wizard below in the eye, erasing the memories of what had just happened approximately 10 minutes ago.

After he was done, I saw Naruto release all his Kage Bunshins and jump back on the rooftop.

I started to walk over to him with my fists clenched tighter than I had ever had them before.

"Naruto…" He looked at me with fear in his eyes.

"Sakura-chan" He said backing up with his hands above his head. "Please don't kill me."

"NARUTO-BAKA!" I screamed throttling the poor idiot. "WHAT DID YOU USE TO CAUSE THAT EXPLOSION?!"

Sasuke walked over and pulled me off of him making sure I couldn't reach him. He forced something out of Naruto's hand.

"Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes…" He turned and glared at Naruto, sending shivers down my spine. "Just why the hell do you even have these?"

"I swear… I found it on the ground…"

I watched Naruto's eyes grow as large as baseballs.

"Sakura…" He turned to face me. "Feel free to beat the dobe as much as you want"

Smiling, I cracked my knuckles and started to walk towards him.

Naruto's POV

"Sakura…" Sasuke turned to face Sakura. "Feel free to beat the dobe as much as you want"

I paled.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.

The last thing I saw was Sakura approaching me, cracking her knuckles. I think I passed out after that. From the pain or from fear. I had no idea. Both were horrific.

3rd POV

Sasuke stared at the sight of Sakura beating Naruto unconscious, with a huge animated sweat drop on his head.

"My god… I actually feel sorry for the dobe…"

"Sakura…" She turned and looked at Sasuke with fake innocence.

"You said I could beat him up as much as I wanted Sasuke-kun."

"To the limit that he can actually live… As much as I would like to see him dead, he's necessary for the mission."

Sakura reluctantly let go of Naruto and healed his wounds.

"Oww Sakura-chan" Naruto stood up rubbing his head. "You're brutal."

Looking down, Naruto saw Potter and his friends halt in front of a rather colorful store withholding a large sign with bright, purple letters for the world to see.

"You-Know-Poo…" said Naruto, smirking once he read the rest of the sign.

It read…

Why Are You Worrying About You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO --
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!

(A/N: I am not sure if this is the correct one x( My mom still has my Harry Potter books in her office so I can't check. I found this on the internet)

"AHAHAHAH" Naruto started to laugh while rolling on the floor. "That is brilliant" (xD)

"Naruto! You shouldn't act like that over a stupid sign." said Sakura, while inner-Sakura started screaming, "AW YEA! THAT'S HALARIOUS"

Even Sasuke allowed a small smile. Even though it looked more like a smirk.

"Let's follow them into the shop." said Sasuke changing his appearance and jumping off the roof.

"Yea right Sasuke" thought Naruto with a grin. "I bet you just want to check out what type of stuff they have there."

(Inside the Wonderful Shop of Pranks)

Naruto looked around, examining the variety of products from fake wands to edible Dark Marks. "W-O-W" he exclaimed, breathless. "I wonder how many of these would work on Kakashi…"

Suddenly, a pair of twins popped up and started talking.

"We heard your comment about our products" said one.

"May we interest you in some of our Ton Tongue Taffy? One lick and the eater will find himself with a tongue that grows at an exponential rate."

While Naruto was distracted, Sasuke noticed the Golden Trio had finished looking around and were leaving the store muttering among themselves.

Nudging Naruto and Sakura he muttered, "Looks like Potter and his friends are up to something. Let's follow them. If he interferes with our client's plans, we'll get in trouble with Tsunade-sama"

Walking around the corner, the three shinobi sudden became shocked at what they saw.

The Golden Trio pulled out some sort of cloak, and vanished. Well… mostly. Their ankles and feet were still visible, as if the cloak was too small to cover all of their bodies.

"What just happened?" asked Naruto. "How did they mostly vanish like that? It wasn't a technique; I can still hear their footsteps. People here walk so loudly. If they were back in Konoha, they would get killed like that."

"It seems the cloak makes them invisible but nothing else." said Sasuke. "The Sharingan still works but it seems weakened."

"Enough with the talk" whispered Sakura. "Let's follow them. They're getting away."

The shinobi watched the Trio enter Nockturn Ally and enter a rather dark shop. Hermione's little act was rather humorous to them. Naruto really got a kick out of it.

"Lets follow Malfoy…" said Sasuke. "I heard from Tsunade that he was given the same order as we were. The only difference is that he was only given it as punishment because our client is sure that he will die while trying to fulfill his order"

The three ran up to Malfoy, who was listening to his mother's worried comments, after Harry, Ron, and Hermione left.

"Mr. Malfoy…"

Malfoy spun around and glared at the three shinobi, currently in disguise.

"What do you want?" he sneered.

"We need to talk." said Naruto, his accent effecting his pronunciation slightly.

"As if I would talk to you, you filthy Mudblood." he replied, giving Naruto dirty looks, as if he had some disease. "Now if you excuse me…"

"Its about your Master." interrupted Sasuke. "I think his name was Voldemort."

"How dare you say the Dark Lord's name like that!" hissed Narcissa Malfoy.

"We were hired by that man." stated Sakura. "We were ordered to kill Dumbledore. We know that you were also given the same orders, but we came to tell you to back off. We just might accidentally kill you if you get in the way."

"As if the Dark Lord would hire people like you" sneered Draco. "Only us purebloods can be graced with his presence. You're nothing but the dirt at our feet."

"…" Suddenly, there was a poof of smoke as the three shinobi removed their henge and appeared, fully armored, with their masks on their face. Sasuke was holding a kunai against Draco's neck while Sakura was holding a threatening fist against his head.

"Call us dirt again bastard." growled Naruto his voice uncharacteristically cold. "And I'll make sure your head is rolling on the ground before you can even say 'Voldemort'."

"You wouldn't dare." hissed Narcissa. "If you touch a single hair on my son's head I'll…"

However, before she could finish her statement, Sakura placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder.

"Let's go. We'll deal with then later after Dumbledore's dead." she stated, her voice leaving no room for argument."

"I won't forget what you said today." threatened Naruto, glaring at Malfoy. "The people who call others scum when they are lower than scum don't deserve to live. Remember that."

(Language Switch)

(Japanese-normal)

(English-italics)

"Naruto… Are you ok?" Sakura looked at Naruto with sorry apparent in her eyes. She knew about Naruto's past and how the villagers used to treat him. "You always were sensitive with the subject of scum."

"I'm sure the dobe's fine." interrupted Sasuke. "He's dealt with much worse than this."

Sure enough, Naruto turned around, his smile apparent despite the mask on his face.

"Heh-heh." he snickered, placing his hands on the back of his head. "We sure scared the shit out of that idiot. Did you see his face?"

Sakura's eyes softened see his eyes and smiled herself.

"Well let's get going back to the inn. I've personally had enough of this crap."

Next Day

"Baka! Wake up already!" Sakura shouted while pounding her fist against his door.

"Aye-yah Sakura-chan" muttered a sleepy Naruto who was currently still in his pajamas. "It's only 7:00am. I going back to slee…"

"There's no time! We have to get ready to follow Harry on the Hogwarts Express and sneak into Hogwarts."

(A/N I know that there was a month or so difference between these two events, but it would be to unrealistic if I wrote, "One month later." What would they have been doing the entire time? Just work with me here please.)

Hearing these words, Naruto's eyes snapped fully open and ran back into his room, slamming the door. You could hear the room being overturned in Naruto's rush to find his street clothing. Despite his rush, it still took him awhile to finish packing his pack. By then, Sasuke had already finished eating downstairs and quietly poofed next to Sakura.

"Dobe…"

After Naruto was done, they let him eat for about 10 minutes and proceeded to run to Kings Station and waited for Harry to arrive. Watching Harry and the Weasley family walk through the wall, they waited until they could sneak in without anyone being able to see them and jumped onto the top of the train. Hearing the whistle announcing that the Hogwarts Express will be leaving, they swung in through the window into an empty compartment, which was unfortunately the perfects compartment.

(Language Switch)

(Japanese-italics)

(English-normal)

"We better wait here until this train arrives at Hogwarts." said Sakura, sitting down on one of the seats. "Be ready to use a henge in case someone accidentally wanders into here even though they're probably not allowed…"

But as soon as she said that, Malfoy walked in and froze see the three shinobi.

"It's you three Mudbloo…"

Covering Malfoy's mouth, Sasuke activated his Sharingon.

Malfoy stared into the three twirling tomoe and fell instantly into a state of hypnosis.

"You will tell no one that you saw us here." ordered Sasuke. "And when we go into our disguises, you will forget we where ever here and act like yourself."

"Understood." replied Malfoy. With a poof, the three shinobi transformed themselves into inconspicuous objects such as a window curtain.

Soon enough, seven more people crowded in along with a teacher. The three listened to the teacher remind the Perfects of their duties. They recognized the bushy haired girl and the red head from Diagon Ally. After they left, they released the jutsu and decided to explore the train. Transforming once again into their childlike form who were wearing muggle street clothing, they walked around until they saw a compartment with a boy they realized was Harry Potter.

Suddenly, a kid who was being chased by a swarm of rather menacing looking bats ran into them.

Taking a kunai and disguising it as a wand, Sasuke proceeded to slaughter the bats, while making it appear like he was using magic to dispel the bats.

"Oh ho-ho-ho" chortled a rather large man who was currently sitting in the compartment. "That was an excellent use of magic! To dispel the Bat Bogey Hex with such skill! And so quickly! You and your friends simply must join me for some lunch.

The three shinobi glanced at each other uneasily and entered the compartment.

"Oh where are my manners? My name is Horace Slughorn the new potions teacher. These wonderful students next to me are…"

He continued in this manor for quite some time until another student walked in and announced that they should change into their robes and prepare to get of the train.

Wordlessly the three shinobi left the room and released the henge so that they were wearing their full ANBU armor. Quickly, they followed the boats that the so called "first-years" were riding in and stopped in front of the large gates of Hogwarts.

Their mission was about to begin.

(To be Continued)

And that is how you play dead! Aren't I amazing at it? Heh heh. Please don't kill me! *Runs into corner cowering from readers* I know it's been like… a long time since I last updated. I bet most of you thought that I basically gave up on the story. Well that fact that I still occasionally get reviews for this story made me finally start typing again. As you all probably know by now, I and definitely NOT the best writer or updater out there so when I say I'm gonna update soon I probably wont keep my promise… I hate highschool. I SWEAR I will update faster but you probably won't believe me so just wait. Well have a nice day, don't eat to much candy, be lazy, and make sure your parents don't catch you when you're supposedly working but really just doing some other crap.