The Titanic Sinks In Panic

by GothPrincess666

Only if you acshully read the story, youd see it doesnt because i like use a time machine and go there an stuff. Ratted M for mature minds only. *NOW COMPELT*

2. Chapter 2

But then, the semen went over the Titanic and under to the lifebots, and the semen wiggled and moved them away from the boat!

Me and Harry got up and back on our cloths.

"OH NO!" says the Captain, "Your misalaneous sex has made the Titanic full of no lifeborts!"

I sobered. But Harry told me it would be all right. Without us hitting the icebug, the Titanic was free to complete its journey.

"But were is the Titanic going?!" I ask.

"It's going to America!" said the Captain, "The land of hop and glory"

"YAY AMERICA"! I said, and me and Harry started screwing again.

We went of the Titanic and i picked up my time maschine.

"Yay!" sed Harry.

So we danced on the American Stat Building. Then we used the time machine and went back to Hogwarts!

We went inside the time machine and screwed to pas the time.

We got out.

"Oh my god!" I said.

(AN - Ples leaf nice reviews people! I wroked hard on these!")