Chapter 2- Good Greif!
Kane was first to wake up as he felt he was asleep in a soft bed. What troubled him though was that he doesn't remember going to bed! "What the hell…" he whispered as he slowly sat up. Just then there was a frantic pounding at his door.
"KANE! KANE!" It was Kelly.
She burst in the door, what startled Kane was her hair went into a triangle formation as she wore a blue dress. "Kane what the hell is going on!" she demanded.
"Why do you look… like… OH HELL!" he screamed as he pulled himself out of bed. He went to the mirror and saw that had become. Trapped in fiction once more, but… Kane was Charlie Brown!
"Kane?"
"Kelly. Welcome to the world of Peanuts… aka… the Charlie Brown Universe" he muttered and cursed all the way down the stairs. Kane grabbed his boots, jacket and scarf as he stormed out into the cartoon world. It was winter, meaning it was Christmas time. Kelly quickly followed him questioning as to what was going on.
He explained the best he could, yet why the hell are they in Charlie Brown's world of all places. "So… I'm Sally?" she asked.
"Yeah, and I'm the loser!"
The two paused as they heard someone following them. Kane turned and saw a black dog of all things following them. "Since when is Snoopy all Black?" she asked.
Kane noticed the look in the dog's eyes. "Since the Deadman found himself as Snoopy"
A low growl came from the discolored beagle as the three continued on their way. "So how do we get out of here?"
Incoherent growls came from the Deadman as he tried to voice is opinion. However he found it useless and unable to express himself properly. Kane let out a sigh. "Let's go find Lucy and Linus," he said. There was no doubt in his mind that if Kelly Kelly, Taker and himself where here, others would be as well!
Looking about the world, Kane tried to make sense of all of this, how the hell does he get trapped in these things? It's always him and the Undertaker! With a sigh, he stopped off at the small cardboard and wooden physiologist's stand. He sat in wait. "Kane?" Kelly asked.
He said nothing as he reached into his pocket and dropped a nickel into the can that rested on the table. Next thing they knew, Lucy had arrived… but Lucy wasn't Lucy.
Kelly lost all sense of herself as she fell to the snow laughing her ass off. Taker too got caught up in the moment and unleashed Snoopy's laughter, standing at the table was Randy Orton. "Oh shut the hell up!" he snapped at the two as Kane snuck in a few chuckles of his own.
Randy sat down on the chair and glared at Kane. "Why the hell are you laughing at me? You're Charlie Brown!" he snapped.
"I rather be a loser than a dude in a dress" Snickered Kane. "Where's Linus?"
It wasn't long before 'Linus' came on the scene. Jeff Hardy took the role of the blanket wielding character, yet they were rather amused to see the blue blanket tucked into the back of his pants. "Kane, what the hell is going on? Why does Randy dress like a chick?"
"We're in a comic strip" Kane began to explain. However he paused to the sound of random squeaks that came at his foot. Looking down was a little yellow bird. It was leaping about trying to get some attention.
The crooked smile came over Kane. "I found Jericho!" he announced.