I am so, so, so, so, so X10000000, sorry that I haven't updated in such a long time! My education has quite literally taken over my life and to top it off my school is putting on this play thing and every girl in my grade has to participate (it's really fun but it takes up the little free time that I have!)
With out further ado here's the latest chappie!
Naruto was awoken rather abruptly by frantic pounding on his bedroom door in the early hours of this fine Sunday morning.
"Naruto Uzumaki! You good for nothing, mother fucking, piece of—!" The enraged female voice was cut off by a much calmer more masculine voice, "Naruto you might want to come out, I don't think I can stop her from breaking down the door, you know we can't afford those kinds of repairs…"
Gaara? Naruto's mind still hadn't caught up to him as he slowly opened his door, only to be tackled by an extremely pissed blonde.
"Where the fuck did you go?! So much to sticking to the plan! We were supposed to dance with each other until Shikamaru and Sasuke got jealous! You completely ditched me you son of a—!"
Finally able to form coherent sentences through the shaking the older blonde was subjecting him to, Naruto cut her off mid rant, "Oh god Temari! I'm so sorry! I completely forgot! Its just that Sasuke looked so hot and his eyes, oh god Temari his eyes, you should have seen the was they smoldered—"
"I'm glad everything worked out for you Naruto" She said in a voice that was below subzero.
"T don't be like that!" She ignored him and kept walking, "I swear we'll make a better plan!" She stopped and Naruto smiled, "and this time I won't fall through"
She raised an eyebrow, "Promise?"
He grinned "Promise!"
They both looked up as Gaara cleared his throat form where he was standing, leaning against the door jam, "You two want to tell me what's going on?"
Temari grinned, "Don't worry about it baby brother it doesn't concern you…"
Gaara's eye twitched, "We're the same age!"
"Oh contraire ittle wittle baby brother, I was born three months before you. That makes me older!" Gaara rolled his eyes but nonetheless dropped the sensitive subject. Naruto laughed as he watched the two siblings leave his room but all mirth was swept from his face as he glanced at the clock.
"Oh shit! I'm so late!!!"
Where the hell is that dobe? It's been over an hour since he was supposed to—
"Sasuke!" Said boy was cut off mid thought by the object of his musings, "Where the hell have you been? You look like you just woke up"
"Haha…" Naruto laughed sheepishly while scratching the back of his neck in his trademark manner.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "You overslept, didn't you?"
"No! I'm just running a bit late is all!" Sasuke raised an eyebrow but didn't press the matter, "Whatever idiot, I'm just here to spar"
Naruto smirked, "Excellent! What will we be sparing with? Weapons and powers? Just powers? Oh I forgot you don't have any! Just weapons then? How about jutsus and chakra? Should they be in or out? Or we could try—!"
He was cut off by a pale hand covering his mouth, "How about just weapons" Sasuke quickly withdrew his hand as Naruto attempted to bite it off. "Sounds good to me!"
They made their way to the supply shed on the edge of the training field, "Sasuke," Naruto began while shuffling through the pile of weapons looking for the perfect tool at which to destroy the sexy boy beside him, "I know you're new here so you probably don't know…" he trailed off as he tested that balance of the blade in his hand before throwing it away and picking up a shuriken.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow for Naruto to continue but did not lift his eyes from the katana he was inspecting.
"You probably don't know," Naruto continued after discarding the shuriken as well and picking up a pair of kamas, "that if we want to fight we have to have a supervisor, you know to make sure we don't kill each other…"
Sasuke smirked and finally looked at Naruto after successfully scrutinizing the katana and finding it worthy to partake in this fight, "I think you mean to make sure I don't kill you" Naruto growled at that comment but didn't look up, "And usuratonkachi, I may be new but I'm not an idiot" Sasuke ignored the skeptical sound that emitted from Naruto's throat, "our supervisor" he spat out the word, "is over there"
Naruto looked up, genuinely interested in seeing the star-struck girl that Sasuke had charmed into watching their match.
It was safe to say he was legitimately surprised when, instead of some crazy fangirl, he saw a man standing directly across from them on the other end of the training field, reading what looked like a manga.
Naruto recognized him immediately because of the mask that obscured half his face and the interesting eye-patch that covered his left eye, That's the teacher that arrived with Sasuke. I wonder why Sasuke got him to watch?
Naruto nodded, finally settling on the katana before voicing his thoughts, "Why did you get a teacher to watch?" He frowned a bit as he voiced his next question, "I-I don't go berserk when I don't tap in to my irregular chakra, I swear I wouldn't do this if I didn't think it was safe for you—"
"Dobe" Sasuke quickly cut him off when he realized where this conversation was going, "I didn't enlist the supervision of a teacher for my protection, it was for yours…"
Naruto frowned, "What do you mean?"
Sasuke just shook his head, "You're not the only one that can get carried away in the heat of battle"
Naruto's frown deepened, He told me that he hadn't yet discovered his power, does he really think anything he can do would be able to hurt me? What is it that he isn't telling me?
He didn't get a chance to voice any of these questions to Sasuke as he was already standing in the middle of the field waiting, in a battle stance, for Naruto to make the first move…
They had been parrying for hours, neither able to get a solid hit on the other. They were both breathing heavily and sporting numerous cuts, knicks, and bruises, but nothing serious enough to keep the other down.
Kakashi glanced up from his book and smirked, Sasuke rarely finds someone who is able to draw him in battle. It's been ages since I've seen him not use his acquired powers or the Sharingan in a fight, its good to see that he hasn't become completely fighting-retarded without them.
He switched his focus to the other boy—Naruto, What an interesting boy, I would expect no child here to be able to ward off Sasuke, even if he wasn't using his abilities, for this long. And the fact that Sasuke of all people actually seems to have taken a liking to him speaks volumes to his character. And here I was thinking that Sasuke would never be able make friends. He laughed at his own joke and went back to reading his porno.
This little dobe! He's good, Who would've thought he'd be able to last this long against me! The damn idiot can take a hit like its nothing at all! Its that damn regeneration power! Little fucker said no powers…
Damn, damn, damn! Why can't I hit that stupid teme? He's so fast, its like I'm about to get a hit and then its like he reads my moves! Is that even possible? Naruto was getting frustrated, If I could just get him down, break his footing I could win!
"Alright kiddies, not that this isn't oh-so-interesting but I really think you two have had enough for today…" Sasuke glared at Kakashi.
"I think—"
"Ah, ah, ah Sasuke, did I ask you what you think?" Naruto snickered at this, "What I say goes, now go back to your dorms, shower and don't be late for dinner!" With that he burst into a cloud of smoke and vanished.
"What a strange guy…what do you think he's smoking?" Sasuke couldn't stop the upward twitch of his mouth at Naruto's voiced opinion.
"I have no idea, but whatever it is, it has to be pretty strong…"
"No, no, no, no, NO! Absolutely not!"
Sasuke glared down at his resistant little boyfriend, "Why not Naruto?"
"I am not taking a shower with you!" A bright red Naruto screeched at the top of his lungs. Sasuke made an act of cleaning out his ear with his pinky finger before responding, "You still haven't given me a why, dobe"
"Because, because…"
Sasuke smirked, "Its only logical Naruto-chan" Said blonde glared at the offensive honorific , "If I were to walk all the way back to my dorm then I'd be late for dinner, which is precisely what Kakashi told me not to do…"
"Since when do you do what you're told!"
Sasuke put on a show of mock hurt, "Naruto are you saying that I would stoop so low as to disobey a teacher?"
Naruto sighed, "I really have no chance of winning this argument, do I?"
"None at all"
Naruto smirked, "Then follow me…"
Ohhhhh I'm so evil! Can you believe I just cliff-hangered (not a real word :P) you??? If you guys review I promise to update really, really soon!!!!