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Around The Cul-De-SacAll the kids were sneaking around, planning to sabotage one another's chance at winning. But they all ran into each other in the middle of the cul-de-sac.
"Uh, I ran out of milk, so we went to go borrow some from Eddy," Jimmy explained.
"Uh, I was baking cupcakes, and I had no sugar, so I had to..borrow some," Kevin said.
"Uh, me and the gang were just taking a midnight walk," Eddy said, including Double D and Ed.
"But it's three A.M," Nazz said.
Then, from behind the entire gang, cheating weapons fell to the ground.
"What have we become? Trying to sabotage each other? This should be a fair game, not some lunatic cheating arena! Let's all get a good nights sleep, we're on tomorrow," Double D said.
"The large-brain Ed boy is right. Let us all shake hands and dream dreams of merriment. For tomorrow we shall be on the cube of entertainment," Rolf said.
"You mean a TV, right?" Kevin asked.
"Is this a test?" Rolf asked.
TomorrowEddy was getting ready to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' and the announcer dude was just ready to begin.
"Nervous Eddy?" Double D asked.
"Yeah," Eddy responded.
"I'm sure you'll do great Eddy," Ed said.
"Yeah, thanks," Eddy said just as the announcer was starting.
"Hello, and welcome to 'American Idol,' were young singers come to show their talents. We have a very promising group of kids today, but before we get to them, let's introduce out judges. First, there's Randy Jackson," he announced.
Randy waved to the crowd.
"And, we have Paula Abdul," he said.
Paula did the same thing as Randy.
(Author's Note, when the announcer dude is talking about Simon Cowell, his voice is very bored).
"And now, we have Simon Cowell. Well, those are our fabulous judges, now let's hear it for the first kid, Eddy Smith! He will be singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queens. Let's watch," he said.
All the lights pointed at Eddy, and he began to sing.
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality," Eddy sang, slightly off-tune.
In the back of the stage Kevin was laughing his guts out.
"At least he's trying Kevin," Nazz said.
"Mama, ooooo," Eddy sang.
That really caused Kevin to have a fit.
"Get him some water, he won't shut the hell up," a backstage crewperson said.
In a few minutes Kevin was fine (?) and Eddy was almost done.
"Any way the wind blows," he sang. And then Eddy was done.
The audience applauded him.
"That was great, but let's hear from the judges," the announcer said, pointing to Randy Jackson.
"Well, you were slightly off-tune, but in all, you were good," Randy Jackson.
"Well, now let's hear from Paula Abdul," the announcer said.
"Well, I have to agree that you were a bit off-tune, but your enthusiasm was great. I applaud you," she said.
"And now, Simon Cowell," the announcer said in a flat voice.
"You were horrible," he said. And with that Eddy walked off stage.
"He said I was horrible," Eddy said.
"But that was Simon Cowell, he never gives good reviews," Sarah said.
"Great, I guess I did great," Eddy said.
"And now, Edward Livider," the announcer said.
"Good luck Double D," Eddy said, and Double D left to go upstage.