Chapter 6- The greatest kick of all time…
Punk managed to lure Randy into a false sense of security before delivering the GTS finisher on him. With Orton out like a light, Jeff set up the football once more as the gang had the unconscious Randy Orton hold it in place. "Ok, so there's no way in hell you can miss now! Come on Kane, kick the damn thing!" announced Morrison.
Kane smiled as he got his running start, just as he was about to kick the football Randy came to.
Kane missed again.
"What the hell!" shouted out Jeff. "Kane, you should have kicked the football!"
However Kane did not go screaming into the air and landing in the snow bank. Instead, Randy was knocked back into unconsciousness. "Karma's a bitch. Don't tell me you guys weren't tempted!" he snapped back.
Taker of course voiced his opinion the best he could with his Snoopy voice. However found it utterly useless after five minutes. Everyone knew he was cussing up a storm, and yet for the first time ever. No one listened to him. "I rather like the new Deadman!" announced Morrison.
"It's better when I see him do the Snoopy dance. Kane, you haven't seen that yet have you?" Punk questioned.
"Guys, we have to get out of here. If not, we won't be wrestling anymore. We will be stuck in endless games of baseball in which we never win!" announced Jeff Hardy.
Kane froze to the idea of a never ending game of baseball, one that they will not win or ever have a victory. He turned around just as Randy came to and punted the football out of his hands. It went flying through the air and out of sight as Kane turned to Jeff. "Is that a good enough punt?" he demanded.
"It's not Charlie Brown kick"
Jeff then felt the earth under him shake, soon everyone did. "It's working!" called out Morrison.
No one realized Taker and Jericho were doing the happy Snoopy and Woodstock dance.
The world around them grew darker and darker as Kane rejoined the others. Orton however could help but wonder why his head killed. "I feel like I was kicked in the head?"
"Now you know why Lucy was always a bitch" Jeff explained.
As the world faded to dark, everyone kept their fingers crossed that all will be well when they wake up.