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"And now, also from Peach Creek, we have Edward Livider," the announcer said.

"Well, wish me luck," Double D said, and he walked on stage, and began to sing 'Eleanor Rigby' by the Beatles.

"Ah, look at all the lonely people. Ah, look at all the lonely people. Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been. Lives in a dream," he sang.

Kevin, like he did with Eddy, started having a laughing fit.

"Kevin, you're going to get us disqualified to retard," Sarah screamed. Then, just as she finished, Double D was finishing up.

"All the lonely people, where do they all belong?" Double D sang, and then he was done.

"Well, I think that was great, but don't take my word for it, let's ask the judges," the announcer said.

"Well, I think that was great, but you were slightly off tune," Randy Jackson said.

"I agree with Randy, but your effort is endless, and you did very good," Paula Abdul said.

"You make me want to puke," Simon Cowell said.

"Well, next we have Ed Blore, also from Peach Creek. He will be singing 'The Ballad Of John and Yoko. A lot of Beatles fans. I myself am a HUGE fan of the Beatles, but enough about me, let's hear Mr. Blore sing," the announcer guy said.

And Ed stared singing.

"Standing in the dock of Southampton. Trying to get to Holland or France. The man in the…Uhh. What is this word Double D?" Ed asked.

"Mac Ed, mac," Double D whispered.

"Oh, yeah. The man in the mac says, you gotta go…Uhh. What is this word?" Ed asked.

"Never mind, I think that that's enough. What do our judges think?" the announcer asked.

"I don't want to get into Simon's department, but that was horrible," Randy Jackson said.

"I'd have to agree with Randy," Paula said.

"They stole my words," Simon Cowell said. Ed left the stage, tearing.

"It's OK Ed, time heals all wounds," Double D said.

"But I was on TV," Ed cried.

"Now, we'll be having Kevin Johnson coming on stage after these commercial breaks," the announcer said.

"Shit, I'm next already?" Kevin asked.

"I thought you knew," Double D said.

"Well, I didn't," Kevin said.

"Well, I'm sorry," Double D said.

"Shit, I have to go practice. See ya Nazz," Kevin said.