Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of the Ed, Edd, n, Eddy characters or American Idol. I also don't own any of these songs, except Rolf's.
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"And here's Rolf…Whatever his last name is," the announcer said. Rolf walked onto the stage.
"Thank you. And hello Nana," Rolf said, waving. "I will be singing Track 03 from my country," Rolf said.
"Who introduces themselves on American Idol? That's what the announcer guy is for," Kevin said. And Rolf started singing.
"Halkijutinper. Minitoupletor ga hot ugutey. Turhadflickimonikragutchke. Okha Lakhshi hokiipokey. Mifrandesflikatuyijelka," Rolf sang in his native language.
"What's he singing?" Nazz asked. Double D was looking in a translation dictionary.
"I found what he's saying, but it's not appropriate to say it on a fan fiction story that's rated 'T'. In fact, it can't even be said on a rated 'M' fan fiction story," Double D explained.
"How bad can it be?" Jimmy asked, looking at the dictionary. Then, when he saw what Rolf was saying, his face turned green, and he ran to the bathroom.
"Jimmy, are you all right?" Sarah asked, running after Jimmy.
"Karfligamyfrigafriga," Rolf sang, and he was done. Only one person in the audience was clapping. "Thank you Nana," Rolf said, exposing the identity of the only person who was clapping for him.
"Well, that was just very odd. But don't take my word for it, let's ask our judges," the announcer said.
"Um…what were you singing?" Randy asked.
"That pretty much explains it, but what about you Paula?" the announcer asked.
"I didn't get anything," Paula said.
"And Simon," the announcer said.
"You know that mostly Americans are watching this show, right?" he asked. Rolf left the stage with further adieu.
"Well, here's Sarah Blore, also from Peach Creek. And she will be singing, 'All You Need Is Love' by the Beatles," the announcer said. The came out and began to sing.
"Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. There's nothing that you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung," Sarah sang.
"Well, she's doing better than Rolf," Johnny said.
"That's my baby sister over there. Isn't she cute?" Ed asked.
"Hahahaha! All You Need Is Love? Come on," Eddy said, insulting Sarah.
"Do not make fun of my baby sister," Ed said, picking up Eddy and throwing him a couple of feet.
"Granddad, you ran another stop sign," Eddy said, delusional.
"All you need is love, love, love is all you need," Sarah sang, and she was done.
"That was great, but let's ask our judges," the announcer said.
"At least she was singing in English," Randy said.
"She was good," Paula said.
"I need a barf bag," Simon concluded.