Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of these characters from American Idol or Ed, Edd, n, Eddy. I also don't own any of these songs. Oh, and Kage Koutetsu Yume, I hope you sing better than Jimmy.
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"And here, we have Jimmy Fluffy, from Peach Creek. He will be singing, 'Holding Out For A Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Good luck Jimmy," the announcer said.
"Thank you," Jimmy said, and he began singing.
"Where have all the good men gone? And where are all the Gods? Where's the street wise Hercules, to fight the rising odds?" Jimmy sang.
"My ears! My ears," Kevin screamed. Jimmy was singing so bad, the actually had to cut to commercial, but Jimmy didn't notice and kept singing.
"Late at night, I toss and turn as I dream of what I need. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero," Jimmy sang.
"Bring the fairy good mother, please," Sarah cried, covering her ears.
"Larger than life," Jimmy sang.
The back of the stage actually fell apart because of Jimmy's singing.
Outer Space
"We're picking up a signal. And it's a pretty bad signal too," an alien said.
Back on American Idol
"I need a hero," Jimmy sang, and he finished.
"The crowd was in complete silence. Then, the hospital arrived.
"We heard a dying giraffe. Have any of you people seen a dying giraffe? Must be somewhere else," the doctor said, and they left.
"Well, let's ask our judges how he did," the announcer said.
"Well, um… It was…um….very….no, that's not what I should say…..um….." Randy thought.
"We pretty much get it. What do you think Paula?" the announcer asked.
"Well….um….you see……this is a station for music and um……good music at least and um……" Paula said.
"Yeah, we get it. And what about you Simon?" the announcer asked.
"This was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very horrible," Simon said. And for once everybody applauded his decision.
Jimmy went backstage crying. Then the police arrived.
"We're here to arrest Jimmy Fluffy. He's been charged of giving heart attacks to seniors watching the hit show 'American Idol.'" The officer said.
Everyone in the audience pointed at Jimmy. The police handcuffed Jimmy and took him to prison.
"Well, with Jimmy Fluffy gone, lets bring on our final contestant, Johnny Pelpose," the announcer said. Johnny walked with Plank on the stage. "Johnny will be singing 'Yesterday' by the Beatles. He will wrap us up for today, and then he will announce the winner," the announcer said.
"Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday," Johnny sang.
"He's actually pretty good," Nazz said.
"Why, she, had to go, I don't know, she wouldn't say. Hit it Plank," Johnny said, putting Plank to the microphone. There was no noise.
"Hmmmm," Johnny hummed. And Yesterday was over.
"Well, let's hear from our two wonderful judges. And our not so wonderful one," the announcer said.
"Umm….That was good and all, but what was up with the floorboard?" Randy asked.
"Told you," Eddy told Double D. Double D remembered that when they were supposed to give a tour to Plank's 'parents' Eddy mentioned that Plank was just a floorboard.
"I think your singing was wonderful, but what was up with the hunk of wood?" Paula asked.
"And Simon," the announcer said.
"Please, bring Fluffy back," Simon said.
"Wood-haters," Johnny said, and he walked off stage to the ruined back stage.
"Well, this was an interesting evening. Now, the winner is….Nazz Brody." He said.
Nazz walked out on stage where she received a couple grand, and then she walked away.