G'day mates.
Or good night, if you're reading this from 8:00 pm to 12:59 pm.
Anyway, last time we covered all of the jutsus shown in the anime/manga. In this and the following chapters, we will unravel the reasons why Kakashi doesn't use the rest of his jutsus.
Now I hope you've already gotten your 7 nosejobs, 23 facelifts, and 51 buttock augmentations from a trusty surgeon. Because this chapter is even more dangerous than the last. If even one of your 7 nosejobs, 23 facelifts, or 51 buttock augmentations somehow falls off, not only will he find you, he will burn. Your. Nosehairs. With. Cold. Water.
Please don't ask how that is even possible. Kakashi is more than capable. Trust me, I know. From experience. (-shudder-)
That's the last time I get a nosejob at Marty's...
Where was I? Oh yes. The jutsus.
Kakashi's hidden jutsus are listed into eight catagories; 100 specific gender-changing jutsus...
87 nose-twitching jutsus...
13 singer impersanator jutsus...
209 actor/writing jutsus...
91 ballroom dancing jutsus...
221chick-flick jutsus...
and 279 anime-crossover jutsus.
In this chapter, I will start with the shortest one: the singer inpersonation jutsus.
Some names are as listed here;
KageJessica BunshinSimpson No Jutsu: it creates hundreds of Jessica simpson lookalikes that are only good at flicking their hair.
BrittneySpearsringan: The user's eyes turn bright yellow and is then able to see through all of the singer impersonation jutsus. This trait is a side-effect of bragging about Sharingan, which only 3 people can use.
Madonnakyo BrittneySpearsringan: A stronger version of the BrittneySpearsringan. The user can now make their victims have incredible voices. an incident related to this was when Itachi Uchiha looked in a mirror when using his Madonnakyo BrittneySpearsringan. He sang like the Kalan Porter.
Unfortunately, this happened in front of a Kalan Porter fan club. Itachi was mobbed by rabid fangirls who painted his nails violet.
It was permanent.
To this day, the poor boy still tries to take it off.
(Waste of time, though. I applied 4 layers! MUHAHAHAHAHA!)
Jacko Sennen Goroshi: ( a.k.a., Thousand Years of Michael Jackson's nosejob's surgery process.) Self-explanatory.
The reason I only listed half, is because if I listed all of the singer impersonation jutsus, your eyes will bleed mustard.
Not blood. Mustard.
And I can't have my dear reviewers bleed mustard, can I?
Then your eyes won't be able to see the keyboard properly, and instead of writing,
"Omigosh! I love you're fics! I love you! Marry me! I'll buy you flowers! I can hardly await the next chapter! Please update! Please update! Please update! Please update! Please update! Please update! Please update! Please update! I stalk you! I know your name, number, blood type, hey even your DNA code! Please update! Please update! Please update! Please update! Please update!"
like you intend to, you write,
"Oh. My. Gosh. I hate your fics. I hate you. I wish I had a restraining order for this site against you. I'll buy you weeds. I can wait for the next chapter because I have blocked you. Please don't update! Please don't update! Please don't update! Please don't update! Don't stalk me, because I don't stalk you. Maybe someone else needs to know your name, number, blood type, hey even your DNA code. Please don't update! Please don't update! Please don't update! Please don't update!"
And that would make me very sad.