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Hello fellow fangirls/boys/objects. Welcome to Mcdonalds. Can I take your order?
Moving on...
In this chapter, we will introduce some of Kakashi's greatest jutsus.
The anime crossover jutsus.
...Prepare for MASSIVE NOSEBLEEDS.
...I'm serious. Go on, get your washcloth, tissue paper, and the likes.
...What?!? Why aren't you going?!? Do you want to bleed all over the keyboard, and then when your mom/dad comes home and sees the blood, thinks you were cutting yourself and sends you to Re-Conformist's Middle School for Lamps, and while you're there you meet an albino rooster that tries to eat your eyelashes?!?
...You do? All righty.
Some names for the anime Crossover Jutsus are;
Super Uke no Jutsu: This jutsu turns the user into a random pretty, submissive boy from a random anime whenever the user does the hand seals booger, bunny, tiger, heart, panda, and slipper.
An example is when Sasuke ACCIDENTLY turned himself over to Orochimaru.
Flashback to Sasuke's kitchen, drinking tea with Oro:
Sasuke: I'm so glad you could visit Orochimaru.
Oro: Anytime, babycakes.
Sasuke: . . . . . . .
Oro: Oops...did I say that outloud?
Sasuke: (Nods Slowly, eyes fixed on Oro.)
Oro: Heh heh...well, this is akward...how am I gonna convince you to join my side so that I can use your body now?
Sasuke: (sputtering) U-Use my bo-body?!?
Oro: My bad. Hee hee...anyhoo, will you join my side anyway?
Sasuke: You're not serious, are you?
Oro: Well...
Sasuke: Whatever...I'm gonna practice my hand shadows. (Takes out a lamp) Heh heh...
Oro: (gets an idea) Why don't you try booger, bunny, tiger, heart, panda, and slipper, all in the same order?
Sasuke: (bored) Why not? (does it) What the heck? (Is surronded by smoke for a few moments) AHHH!!! (Smoke clears, and reveals...SASUKE POSSESED BY MOMIJI SOHMA!)
Momiji: Ano...what happened to my body? More importantly, where's my candy?!?
Oro: Hello random submissive boy! I'll give you candy if you sign this contract stating that the body signing this must be my slave forever and ever!!!
Momiji: Ano...what kind of candy?
END FLASHBACK
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Next is an extremely important jutsu. KAZE NO FLASHBACK JUTSU!!
It happens when a light breeze of methane passes the user, and then the user has to endure 12 to 56 minutes of a meaningless flashback of something that happened 10 to 56 minutes before. An extremely good example is the battle between Haku and Naruto, but if we delve into that, you would be bored to crystalized tears.
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Then, there's the Stereotypical Anime no condition. It's a rare condition that you get if you sneeze 33 times in a row. It makes the user utter the same word/phrase every 10 minutes.
For example, this is what a normal person would say.
"We should go out for ramen."
A person with stereotypical Anime no condition would say:
Neji: By fate, we must fatefully go out and fatefully eat ramen. With fate.
Shikamaru: We should troublesomely go out to troublesomely eat ramen. But you should stay here, because it would be too troublesome to pay for your troublesome ramen.
Sakura: CHA! We should like CHA tottally CHA go out for CHA ramen, Sasuke kun! CHA!
Naruto: We should BELIEVE IT go out for BELIEVE IT ramen! And Sakura, I'll get ramen with you if Sasuke doesn't! BELIEVE IT!
Sasuke: . . . (Too emo for comment)
Rock Lee: Us youth should youthfully go out for youthful ramen!
See? Aren't they crazy?
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This is probably the scariest of them all.
OTAKU NO SUMMONING JUTSU!!! (Cue eerie music)
There are so many fangirls in anime...Renge and other Ouran schoolgirls from Ouran High School Host Club, Fruit Basket's schoolgirls from Fruit Basket, and many, MANY OTHERS.
This jutsu...SUMMONS THEM ALL.
And it happens...anytime a bishonen does something that EXTREMELY LIFE CHANGING.
...For example, taking out the trash, doing the dishes, combing their hair, etc.
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So dear ones, tune in next time for "KAKASHI'S CORNER!!!!" (Cue Barney Music)
Heh heh...this chapter sucks...
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