Hi people 'im updating this finally lol, um nothing to say but Uni is a bitch. By the way I changed the summary for the story and I'm going to change the name, my thoughts for this fic has gone down a different route

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"Come on darling, you know you want to" Kikyo pushed her generous assets into the uninterested hanyou's back draping her hands over his shoulders. Inuyasha was rigid as plank, furiously typing on his new obsession.

"You're a stupid ass with no life pizza girl I'm rich and handsome and you're dumb and broke live with it" he smirked at the comment as he sent it on the guest book of the hated site. He folded his arms in satisfaction, although he knew he already had a horde of fangirls ready to die defending him but he couldn't help it. The little speck of a website was slowly gaining exposure and not in a good way. He scanned some of the hateful comments left by irate supports of the Inuyasha hate club.

"That brat needs to get a brain" left by Killergirl

"Someone needs to put that dog on a leash" left by Demon slayer

"A good kick to the nuts will set him down a notch" left by Inuyashamustburn

Inuyasha winced at each of the comments, it's not like they hurt that much but still. He was loved not hated girls screamed for him, how can this be happening?

Kikyo grumbled and shoved inuyasha's chair which he almost tipped out of. "You sit there looking at that website all the time, I swear Inuyasha if you don't pay attention to me you'll be sorry" With that threat she stormed out of the plush apartment. Inuyasha rolled his eyes it wasn't the first or last time Kikyo would threaten him.

`I'll just drop a few dollars for the bitch' he shrugged as he continued scrolling down the website.

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Sesshoumaru stared at the screen of his laptop rapping his claws on surface of his laptop.

`She is late' he continued drilling the laptop nearly denting the touch pad, he hated waiting this wasn't even worth his time. His eyes darted to the clock, 6.22pm when it hit 6.30 he was not waiting any longer.

The clock ticked striking 6.25, `5 more minutes wench'

Just then a little message popped up with HI written in bold capital letters.

Lifting a silver eyebrow, he typed his own response, `Hello'

`I'm sorry for being late, my job held me up a bit'

`No need for apologies, no harm done'

`So let's start off with your name, age and why you want to join the website'

The taiyoukai smirked the girl was treating him like a client for a job, thinking of a response he rapped on his laptop smirking.

`Maru Shoutai, 23, Inuyasha dominates the newspapers too much, I can't walk down the street without seeing him splashed on the covers of one magazine or a billboard enough is enough'

Satisfied with his answer he hit the send button tapping his foot, he actually found himself anxious for a reply. Shaking his head he sighed at how boring life was that he was getting amusement from humouring a sad burnt fan girl.

`Very interesting Miss Shoutai, may I ask what you do and your hobbies?'

Sesshoumaru balked at the question, the ningen was too nosey what has that got to do with anything. Rolling his eyes he formulated his response carefully, `I work in a coffee shop, I enjoy reading, painting and working hard , he really hated lying when there was no need for it, although he told the truth about his hobbies.

`Well Maru after careful evaluation of your answers, I've decided you seem mature enough not too abuse your membership'

`Of course she would find me suitable, it's not possible to deny this Sesshoumaru' he arrogantly thought.

`Thank you for accepting me' he typed nearly laughing at his false sincerity.

`No problem I know I sounded very accusing Sorry! I'm just sick of fan girls coming in and flaming me (insert angry smiley)'

`Indeed'

`Well Maru your responsibility as a member isn't much LOL! Just leave comments and make sure to introduce yourself on the members page we only have 9!'

`Not much although seems to be a lot of comments supporting you so I expected more members' Sesshoumaru sighed in boredom it seemed the human was not as amusing as he thought she would be. He had expected more screaming and swearing, humans were so amusing when they were emotional.

`Yes well you are lucky number 10! But seriously Maru thanks for taking time to join'

`No problem we all share a common goal, to teach spoil brats a lesson'

`Lol ain't that true, so how was your day?'

Sesshoumaru found himself lifting his eyebrow for a second time that night, was the wench actually attempting conversation of a friendly nature?

`It was fine just stressful, and yourself?'

`Man I positively hate working at the library, it's boring but I'm broke'

`We all must work for a living, life isn't a silver platter'

`I agree although some people get it all handed to them hint hint lol'

The inuyoukai nearly threw his hands up in praise, this is what he had been waiting for the girl to do insult Inuyasha.

`Yes and yet are total undeserving' he waited patiently he was sure his comment was stoking the fires of her anger.

`Not like I'm angry at his situation just the fact he abuses people around him'

Sesshoumaru grunted, he wanted her to rant and rave, is this not an Inuyasha hate club?

`I for one think he is worthless in everything he does, from his money straight down to his personality he should be stripped of his status and left in the cold' Sesshoumaru smirked at the message he sent, he didn't really think the hanyou was worthless, he was just annoying.

`Well he needs to be taught a lesson, that's all I can say, man the time has gone nice chatting with you Maru email me if you have any probs see you next week ' and she logged off.

"What a waste of this Sesshoumaru's time" he muttered closing the laptop with a slight click, and yet he found himself curious. The girl held a dislike for his brother but didn't take the bait and insult him. He smirked the little human was irking his interest slightly but he wouldn't be satisfied until he sees her raving like the crazed internet stalker she was.

`I will log back on next Wednesday Kagome Higurashi and suss you out' with that final thought he left the desk.

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Kagome smiled as she logged off, Maru seemed like a down to earth person although she was a little bit snooty. She giggled at the thought, well at least somebody made the effort to join. Stretching her legs she quickly whizzed through the comments left on the guest book until one caught her eye.

"You're a stupid ass with no life pizza girl I'm rich and handsome and you're dumb and broke live with it" left by Inuyasha Taisho

Startled blue eyes scanned the message again, clenching her hands she breathed in deeply before replying. "Well well, if you are the real Inuyasha-sama I'll just like to say thanks for visiting my website, how's your bitc... mean girlfriend?" Kagome erased the last sentence, she wasn't going to give the asshole the satisfaction. "Anyway do me a favour and go use your riches to learn manners, also do us all a favour and work for a living!" She smirked at her reply and posted , she was going to phone Sango but it could wait, she felt some inspiration.

"This website needs a new theme this week..."

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To be honest I don't know where this story is going again, but I determine from your responses so reviews up please and gimme something to work with lol.