Chapter 2

"Hi Wanda!" Sissy greeted as she, Crystal, Cosmo, Berry, Zack, Peter, and Fonda all poofed in Wanda's room in the afternoon. "We came as soon as we heard that you were sick." Isaac was now in a hamster cage with hamster pallets in a bowl, water, and a running wheel.

"Then why did you come here?" Blonda wanted to know. "You know colds are highly contagious, so you could catch Wanda's cold."

"Like she did with mine!" Cosmo said. "And after a good night's sleep, or almost like magic, I'm now all better! So that cold bug will now flee in terror when he messes with me again."

"Blonda's right." Crystal spoke up. "Colds are extremely contagious, so we better all be leaving soon."

"Besides, Wanda called a meeting." Fonda added. "So here we all are in the flesh, waiting to hear what our girl has to say."

"And we're also here," Cosmo said. "to brag on all of our…" He poofed up some candy, and a ticket to "Valley of the Fair." "All of our very awesome stuff that the aliens gave us on their spaceship when Peter told them that we live in peace! Look, they gave us free candy and tickets to Valley of the Fair! You girls and your hamster really missed out!" He unwrapped a Hershey's candy bar and ate it. "Wow!" He said with his now chocolaty mouth. "No wonder this candy came from aliens, this candy bar is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!" He gave Berry some, by splattering it all over his mouth.

"And how do we know Wanda has the cold?" Zack asked. "It may be something else."

"Let's just see." Sissy flew up by Wanda. "First of she looks kind of pale."

"Sibby!" Wanda said irritated.

"She has a deep voice and major issues with her speech."

"SIBBY! I HAVD DA COLB!"

"And she says she has the colb, yep, our girl has the cold all right!" She flew back to her friends.

"Or!" Cosmo explained. "She has an undiscovered disease called the colb, and there may be no cure so…" He began to cry onto Berry. "WE MAY NEVER SEE OUR FRIEND AGAIN!!!"

"Calm down Cosmo!" Crystal told him. "Colds aren't deadly." Cosmo stopped crying.

"Oh, I knew that!"

"Then why were you crying all over your precious teddy bear?" Blonda muttered. Cosmo looked down, ashamed.

"You're right." He agreed. "I didn't know." Wanda began to cry while sitting on her bed.

"Whatd I'm goinb tob do?" She sniffed. "Mr. Newb is coumtimg on me to dake care ov Isaac ober da weekend, but I can'b dake him in dis combition I'm ib, what ab I'm gonna do npb?"

"What did she say?" Cosmo asked. "Berry and I didn't catch that; there were too many speech problems in that sentence to make out."

"Beats me!" Zack said. "I'm not in control of her words."

"I'll translate." Blonda offered. "What my sister said was, she can't take care of Isaac now because of her cold, so she's wondering what she should do."

"Hey how do you know she said that?" Cosmo said to Blonda. "You might have made those lines up! She may have said that she wanted to merry me in the future, or she wants a duck for a pet."

"Ok that's just ridiculous!" Blonda told him. "You're lying because my sister will never marry a complete idiot!"

"Hey, how do you know?!" Cosmo snapped. "You can't go in time like Dr. Why can, so why can't I get married?"

"Because you're an idiot." Blonda answered.

"Well I have you know missy, that idiots have feelings too!"

"I'vb gob it!" Wanda said. "One ov you guvs can dake Isaac dome with you so Id can recober."

"Ohhhh!" Cosmo groaned. "Must you talk like Pichu? It's giving me a headache to try to think of what you're saying."

"Who's Pichu?" Sissy asked.

"Isn't he the yellow mouse in that How to be Dumb video?" Zack wanted to know.

"Oh yeah!" Sissy remembered. "I remember him now. He was so cuuttteeee!"

"Not to mention dumb and stupid." Blonda muttered.

"Which makes him the bomb!" Zack added. "See? Every dumb character in a story/TV show can really spice things up with their audience/viewers because of their stupidity, that what makes it worthwhile! Dumb people/animals/fairies rule!"

"You said it man!" Cosmo said. He and Zack high-fived each other.

"Morons!" Blonda sighed.

"That's exactly who we are!" Cosmo told her.

"And we're quite proud of it too." Zack added. "So don't you forget it!" Blonda sighed again.

"Fine, whatever!"

"Guvs, cam we pleas get back ob subject?"

"Yup!" Cosmo decided. "She's officially talking like a dumb electric rodent with a major voice change; she's got the colb all right!" She looked at Crystal who was glaring at him. "I mean cold! She has the cold all right, no doubt about that!"

"Guys…." Blonda said irritated. "My sister wants to know who will volunteer to take Isaac for her until she recovers. Can we please do this so I can relax, get a soda and sit on the comfy couch, and watch my favorite soap opera?" She glared at Zack and Cosmo. "Not to mention, get away from these lamemos?" The "lamemos" just smiled and waved.

"So, wats gonna be guys?" Wanda asked them. "Who ib gonna wach Isaac?"

"Well I've love too!" Sissy answered. "But unfortunately, I'm going to "Camp We Love Animals", so I'll be gone on Saturday and Sunday until six at night."

"And I'm going with Sissy." Crystal pointed out. Wanda looked at Peter.

"Peteb?"" She asked. "How aboubt yov?"

"Well I'm going to my grandma's. And my grandma hates hamsters, she says that they shed." Wanda looked at Zack next.

"I'm going to my cabin." He admitted. The last available choice was Cosmo. Wanda sighed deeply as she saw the grinning fairy.

"I cam't deleave I'm saying dis Cobsmo, but yov get da assignbent to be caretaber."

"I don't know what you just said." He told her. "But cool I'll do it!" He danced around happily. Blonda rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Honestly Cosmo!" She told him. "If she asked you to jump of a cliff with super sharp pointy spikes at the bottom, will you do it?"

"Yes, because my fairy wings will save me. I'm not that stupid as you think I am!"

"What if your wings were ripped off?" Peter wanted to know. "And you were no longer magical?"

"And who would rip my wings off?"

"I don't know…Miss Doofsberger."

"Who's Miss. Doomfsberger?"

"A name that I just made up."

"Are there chocolate chip muffins near the pointy spikes?"

"Uh, sure!"

"Then sure! If there are chocolate chip muffins as an award for me if I survive, then I'll risk it!"

"Hey Wanda." Peter told her. "Why not let your sister take care of Isaac?"

"Ewwwww!" Blonda replied. "Take care of that fowl hamster? No way!"

"I wabt Isaac to de ib a secube enviromebt." Wanda answered. "So he cam't de exposd whatsoeber!"

"I see. Then Cosmo will have to do I guess." Wanda went to the happy dancing Cosmo.

"Ok Cobsmo." She declared. Cosmo stopped dancing, and look at Wanda. "I have to drust yov wive dis huge responsidility, cab yov manbage?"

"I still don't know what you're talking about." Cosmo said, and then saluted. "But you can totally count on me!"

"Are yov sure? Becauze…"

"I'm sure! I'm very trustworthy, just leave it to me!"

"Okav, but I'm drustimg yov so…"

"Wanda, you worry too much. Isaac will be perfectly fine when you recover."

"Okab." She looked at the caged hamster and smiled. Isaac came to greet her.

"Now Isac I dave to gov. Yov de goob now. I knov yov will de. Byv!" She faked kiss him, patted him on the back from between the bars, and then went beside her sister.

"Well, I'm going to watch my soap." Blonda said. She flew out of the room. Wanda waved to her friends as they all poofed to their homes. Cosmo was the last to leave; he picked up the cage with Isaac inside, said good bye to Wanda, then poofed home with Berry and Isaac.

"Okay Isaac." Cosmo said when they got home in his room. He let Isaac out, the hamster stepped out of his cage. "Get ready for the greatest 3 day weekend of your entire life!"