Disclaimer- I have nothing against these characters. I am a total twilighter. This was just a random thing I did in my spare time. Also, I am aware there are other lists like this. This is all copyrighted by Rosalice Do not steal. I will know.
20 Ways To Annoy Bella Swan
1. See #3 of 20 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen
2. Make her read those really cheap non-Twilight vampire romance novels that always have a bad ending.
3. Sign her up for Tennis
4. Get Laura to watch her at her first competition
5. Give Laura a video camera
6. Convince Alice that Bella is giving her free will to redecorate her room... and her.
7. Remind her about her first prom.
8. Tape her arm in a manner that she always sees the wooden wolf and the crystal heart bracelet.
9. "Accidentally" make Tanya think that Edward asked her for a kiss. (Wait... this would annoy both of them!)
10. In her sleep, keep muttering nightmares in her ear.
11. Watch her wake up and scream.
12. Let in angry hordes of fangirls into Edwards room (WARNING: May be dangerous if she is still newborn!)
13. Remember the arm-wrestling bet? That only applied to Emmet. -nudge- -nudge- -wink- -wink-
14. Now that she's a vamp, and Edward's chasing you, ask her to bite you.
15. Flick her in the head for no reason.
16. Find a way to break the treaty; convince each side that the other side started it.
17. Remember the Tennis? Get Mike to sign up.
18. Get Tyler too.
19. Oh yeah, did I forget Eric?
20. Get Renee to come over to Bella's house, and convince her that she's healthy again -nudge- -nudge- -wink- -wink-
20 ways to annoy Alice, coming soon!