Disclaimer- I have nothing against these characters. I am a total twilighter. This was just a random thing I did in my spare time. Also, I am aware there are other lists like this. This is all copyrighted by Rosalice Do not steal. I will know.
20 ways to annoy Alice Cullen
1. Ask her if she saw it coming (the question).
2. Repeat every 2 minutes.
3. Hand out flyers with her cell phone number, calling it a free phycic hotline.
4. Wave garlic and a cross in front of her face.
5. When she asks what you're doing, tell her you read it somewhere.
6. Call her a little girl.
7. RUN LIKE YOU WEREN'T ONLY HUMAN! P
8. Take her credit cards.
9. Leave a false trail of the credit card's scent somewhere in New Zealand.
10. Watch her swim all the way across the world. XD XD XD
11. Ask her what will happen to you in 15 minutes.
12. Repeat.
13. Buy Bella some of the most /plain/ clothing in the world.
14. Complain about her /ice, cold/ heart.
15. Sign Alice and Edward up for a chess tournament.
16. Call her a midget.
17. Repeat number 7.
18. Trash the Cullen's outfits (DANGER! DANGER!)
19. Don't write her a #20.
20. Dangit! Didn't you just hear what I just said?
20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale coming soon!