Authors Note: Thankyou for all the great feedback, you guys. ) I really appreciate it all. Now let's try even harder to get more hits then Rosabelle's story, Spying for 16 year old idiots P (We're right behind them, in 2nd place)
Disclaimer- I have nothing against these characters. I am a total twilighter. This was just a random thing I did in my spare time. Also, I am aware there are other lists like this. This is all copyrighted by Rosalice Do not steal. I will know.
20 ways to annoy Rosalice Hale
1. Call her Rosalie Cullen.
2. Start talking about all the positive things about being human.
3. Laugh in her face and tell her about the fact that she has no power.
4. Ask her how she feels about having Nikki Reed play her; and about the fact that she really doesn't look the part. (Sorry, sorry. That's just my opinion)
5. Switch the mirror in her room with one of the ones that make you look fat, not just stretched.
6. Umm... haven't I said this too many times already? Hello. Run.
7. Support the Belle for Vampire campain P
8. Set her up on a blind date with Jacob.
9. Hide somewhere behind the scenes on the date, kick back, enjoy the popcorn, and watch the drama.
10. Dress up as Royce in a tuxedo.
11. The next part of that is self explanitory. Use the power of deja vu.
12. Give her a spa ticket, and tell her that she really, really deserves it. Really.
13. Find Jacob's list of non-funny Blond jokes.
14. Read one of them every 30 seconds.
15. Repeat.
16. Ask her why she doesn't have any fan guys.
17. Remind her about the fact that Edward liked Bella over her.
18. Use the pwnsome Photoshop skills you used with Jasper to give Rosalie a mustache.
19. Send the photos off to the local newspaper.
20. Cut off all of her hair, and sell it as a wig. (I would /so/ buy that!)
20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen coming soon!