Authors note: Sorry I haven't updated, in like, 4-evah! Events started catching up with me. By the time I finish typing this message, I would have already started on the 20 ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen Toodles! Rosalice
Disclaimer- I have nothing against these characters. I am a total twilighter. This was just a random thing I did in my spare time. Also, I am aware there are other lists like this. This is all copyrighted by Rosalice Do not steal. I will know.
20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen
1. Tell him Barney doesn't exist P (Thankyou Flamepelt3377 )
2. Remind him he has the least fangirls
3. Ask him how he feels as always being the youngest.
4. Stick a Hug Me sign on his back.
5. Steal his teddy bear; tell him to hug himself.
6. Tell him he has grizzly stuck inbetween his teeth.
7. Steal his jeep.
8. Tell one of Rosalie's admirerers that she has a crush on him, and get him to surprise kiss her... right infront of Emmett.
9. Ask him why none of his powers have intensified.
10. Well he tells you it's his strength, tell him everyone has that.
11. When he tries to argue, jump up on a chair and start screaming, "Emmett's a human! Emmett's a human!"
12. Make the grizzly's extinct.
13. Challenge him to an arm wrestling contest.
14. When he says that you're human, and you couldn't win, remind him about #11.
15. Dodge under the sofa he's sure to throw at you.
16. Tell him a real boyfriend would fix his girlfriend's car, and not the other way around.
17. Watch him mess up Rosalie's car.
18. Find another human with the La Tua Cantante scent, and watch him go nuts.
19. Watch him devour the humans.
20. Remind him now that Edward has much, much more self control then he does.
20 ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen coming soon!