Authors Note: Ehmigawd, this is fun I let my fandom go... a little further then I usually go. But please know I am more obsessed with Edward then I am with Carlisle. I just... like Carlisle alot too P
Disclaimer- I have nothing against these characters. I am a total twilighter. This was just a random thing I did in my spare time. Also, I am aware there are other lists like this. This is all copyrighted by Rosalice Do not steal. I will know.
20 ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen
1. Drag yourself to him, tell him you've been hit with the Spanish Flu (Spanish Influenza), and then ask him to bite you.
2. Force him to eat a full meal infront of all the hospital staff.
3. Pronounce his name Car-lizz-le
4. Jump up in front of him, and beg him to go shirtless.
5. Remind him that if he was frozen at 17, everyone would be like, Edward, who? But they're not
6. Ask him why you've never seen him hunt before.
7. When he refuses to answer, notion towards the O-negative storage.
8. Ask him if he believes in hunting vampires.
9. When he says no and asks why, notion towards his father's religion.
10. Steal all the books from his room and hide them in Edward's room.
11. Ask him if he has an accent or not (Because I /honestly/ still have not figured that out )
12. Stalk him, and write down every movement he does in a journal.
13. Let go the crazy fan girls
14. Makeover his office
15. Ask him what how compassion could help in a real situation -.-
16. Screech next to his ear every five seconds, "OMIGOD IT'S CARLISLE!"
17. Run up, and tell him you love him, even though he's ancient.
18. Ask him if he's met dracula yet.
19. When he says no, tell him that he should, because he's waaaaayyyy before his time.
20. Ehmm... run? (Remember that little rhyme Rosabelle came up with? P ABCD OTD, Edward Cullen's chasing me. So is James and Carlisle, they've been shirtless for awhile. ABCD OTD, Look what Stephenie's done to me!! XD XD XD)
20 ways to annoy Esme Cullen coming soon!