Authors Note- It's the time everyone has been waiting for! 20 ways to annoy Jacob Black . Sorry. I am a total Team Edward supporter, and this? This was fun. Very, very, very fun ! Anyway, I need your ideas. Once I finish with these, I am thinking about having a fanfic for each, called 20 Ways To Annoy In Action! What do you think? A little story where each chapter is Rosalice and Rosabelle annoying them all, straight from the list. Please comment!
Disclaimer- I have nothing against these characters. I am a total twilighter. This was just a random thing I did in my spare time. Also, I am aware there are other lists like this. This is all copyrighted by Rosalice Do not steal. I will know.
20 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black
1. Put a leash around his neck (Thankyou EdwardCullensLongLostSISTER )
2. Accidentally mislead him to a Team-Edward con.
3. Convince him to dress up as a vampire for halloween.
4. Give him a chew toy for christmas.
5. Start yelling at him.
6. When he asks what you're doing, tell him you are trying to transform.
7. Tell him if he wants more fangirls.
8. If he says yes, bleach his skin, and sprinkle glitter on him.
9. Ask him to play fetch.
10. Tell him all he's good for is a space heater.
11. Crash the car he's working on.
12. Print out a picture of a full moon and wave it over him.
13. When he asks you what you're doing, start yelling "YOU ARENT A REAL WEREWOLF!"
14. While he is transformed, steal his clothes.
15. Tell him you can make fun of him, becuase he couldn't catch you as quickly as a Cullen could.
16. Tell him Bella wants to kiss him in the closet, and watch him run in... to the closet Rosalie is in.
17. Laugh, and watch from a distance.
18. When he starts going crazy, tell him he should go see a vet.
19. Ask him how he feels about the country Switzerland
20. Tell him that he has /really/ bad names for chapters.
20 ways to annoy Rosalice Cullen, coming soon!