Author's Note: Sorry it took so long! You guys pwn, you know that, right? ^^ You guys totally made up almost half of my 20 ways to annoy Aro, and I have to say, "Thank Edward," because I was really stuck at that point. =D Sorry for the wait. Anyway, I swear at the end of this fic (Whenever it WILL end), I'll be giving away awards to the best contributers =D

Oh, and some people asked me if I could make a 20 Ways To Annoy Renesmee, and I have to object, sadly, not becuase I'm a lazy bum, but because she has no actual personality given from Stephenie Meyer in New Moon, definetly not enough to give 20 ways. Maybe 2. Maybe even 5 at the maximum. But not 20. Sorry D= Anyway, enjoy the 40 Ways =D

20 Ways To Annoy Aro

1. Ask him why he's constantly happy, even when talking about his own pain. (Thankyou Flamepelt3377)

2. Ask him if he was named after an arrow. (Thankyou SarahB0B)

3. Them question him if he has a brother named Bow. (Thankyou SarahB0B)

4. Ask Aro why he's wilting his skin. (Thankyou LuvTwilight4Eva)

5. Stand 3 feet away from Aro's hand and start yelling, "YOU CAN'T HEAR MY THOUGHTS!" (Thankyou LuvTwilight4Eva)

6. Talk about how he cant hurt bella for his life. (Thankyou LuvTwilight4Eva)

7. Tell him that his army sucks because it doesn't have a psychic, a emotion changer and a mind reader that doesn't have to be in arms length away to use his powers. (Thankyou LuvTwilight4Eva)

8. Ask him if he's Gay. (Thankyou Candy Bird)

9. When he asks why, point out how he sighs when edward walks into a room. (Thankyou Candy Bird)

10. Wonder out loud how the Volturi could stand up with all the enthusiasm.

11. Start poking him.

12. When he asks what you're doing, tell him "You're not as soft as I thought you were."

13. Run up and call him a blind old man.

14. Make him eat a hotdog.

15. Run off and buy a block of non-cooked pork blood from an asian supermarket.

16. Go back to Volterra, and stick it in his mouth.

17. Start yelling at him and ask if he changed his mind about being a veggie vamp yet.

18. Wave your hand infront of him.

19. When he asks what you're doing, ask him if the fog is stopping him from seeing your hand.

20. Let bloodthirsty nomads who haven't drank in months loose in Volterra.

Ways to annoy Caius

1. Remind him about being beaten by a pup. (Thankyou SarahB0B ^_^)

2. Tell him that a part werewolf, part human, part vampire, killed him in Moonlight's Daughters. (Rosalice+Rosabelle's pwnsome fanfic)(Thankyou Rosabelle? o.o)

3. Get Caius an intervention for his anger issues. (Thankyou Candy Bird)

4. Point out his urge to kill. Loudly. (Thankyou Candy Bird)

5. Call him an old fart. (Thankyou Hergoldeneyes)

6. Tell him that the other two are better than him. (Thankyou Redrope2)

7. Sit down in front of him and ask him to read you a bedtime story.

8. When he yells at you to get away, beg him to tell you why Dmitri and Stefan want to kill him so badly.

9. Poke him.

10. When he asks what you're doing, scream, "OMIGOD YOU DIDN'T FALL APART!"

11. Ask him why he likes driving species into extinction.

12. Tell him that he is living proof that opposites attract.

13. When he has no idea what you're talking about, tell him that he is the perfect portrait of un-enthusiasm, and that Aro is the opposite.

14. Repeat Aro's 15-17.

15. Repeat Aro's 20.

16. Ask him if he's ticklish, and if it's possible for vampires to be ticklish.

17. Instead of waiting for an answer, go ahead and start tickling him.

18. Steal his Volturi cloak.

19. Run around in the cloak and start screaming, "I will kill you!"

20. Get all your friends to join in.

Coming Soon, 5 ways to annoy Jessica, 5 ways to annoy Angela, 5 ways to annoy Mike, and 5 ways to annoy Lauren =D