Author's Note: -pops bubble gum- Wow, you guys really like annoying Jessica =D I mean, she gets more then the 5 I promised her, and I didn't even get to write one. -widens eyes- -raises a glass of blood- To the readers, this one's for you! =D Anyway, I'm not dead. I just couldn't think of ways to annoy Angela and Lauren T_T Soo... I hope you don't all mind that I did not get Lauren in this, because so little is given about her D; Anyway, next, I'm doing "50 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen:// New And Improved", because... well.. I kinda think the first ones were a tad cheesy ;D So hold on for an extra 30 ways to annoy him!
7 Ways To Annoy Jessica Stanley
1. Tell her that Mike only chose her because Bella wouldn't date him x] (Thankyou BubblyAmericanWriter1)
2. Tell her that when Bella started to date Edward she started to despise her 'friendship'. (Thankyou MayCullen)
3. Remind her constantly about the fact that every boy in school used to drool over Bella, and not her. (Thankyou MayCullen)
4. Tell her she could never get a guy like Edward Cullen. (Thankyou MayCullen)
5. Tell her that Mike Newton is way out of her league. (Thankyou MayCullen)
6. Ask Jessica why she likes a loser like mike. (Thankyou Flamepelt3377)
7. Walk up to her and scream in her face "Edward picked Bella instead of you! (Thankyou k3ll3nlutzl0v3r)
5 Ways To Annoy Mike Newton
1. Tell him all the ways Edward is better than him (including that he got Bella and Mike didn't) (Thankyou BubblyAmericanWriter1)
2. Ask Mike why he keeps going for bella when she obviously isn't interested. (Thankyou Flamepelt3377)
3. Sign Mike up with Bella for Tennis.
4. Show him the clip of the Edward/Bella makeout scene from Twilight.
5. Compare him with Michael Buckley from the What The Buck show.
5 Ways To Annoy Angela Weber
1. Ask her if she's a nerd only because she has no true friends. Afterall, Bella /did/ ditch her for Edward. (Thankyou MayCullen)
2. Play a baby-ish version of monkey in the middle with her camera.
3. Tell Angela that Ben is a vampire.
4. Poke her in the back several times throughout the day.
5. Ask her if her dad could marry you and Jacob (or insert any other not-married character here ;D No using Edward. Sorry peeps)
Coming Soon, 50 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN:// NEW AND IMPROVED!