AU story now. Crap!

So, I'm updating this, I'm kinda bored.


Jack slammed his hands down on the table.

"I said, what do you know?" He yelled.

I rolled my eyes. It's been going on for hours now.

"What?" I sighed "We've been here ages!"

Gwen blinked at me "We've only been here ten minutes"

Oops.

"TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!" Jack shouted.

"You sound like a broken record!" I snapped back.

"I know!" He leaned forwards "That's the point!!"

"It is" Gwen nodded.

Surely the point is to get information?

AND they still haven't gotten my dog yet.

"What. Do. You. Know?" Jack sighed "TELL ME"

"It's okay if you were forced into it" Gwen said to me, smiling.

Is she some kind of psychologist?

She leaned forwards.

Oh God, she probably wants to hold hands.

"Just tell us!"

I can't tell them that I was nosing in because my dog wanted to pee on that body thing.

"And get a move on" Someone said through the com... Thing.

"Tell us!!" Jack snapped.

"No! You!" I replied.

What?

"What?" Gwen said.

"What?" I replied quickly.

(I'm getting good)

"This is making my head hurt" Jack muttered "You know something, obviously, it's written in your face... I can see it"

"Then get glasses!" I said, exasperated.

"Harry" Gwen smiled "It's fine, you're safe"

Really? Am I really?

"Funny that, because there's a dead body out the back, and an American Psycho here!" I rolled my eyes.

"I love that film" Jack smiled.

"And you still haven't found my dog!!"

Jack and Gwen looked at each other, and Jack got out his phone, putting it on speaker.

"Ianto, what's going on?"

"It just keeps on getting away, Sir!" That welsh dude replied.

That's my boy...

No, wait. Girl...

Boy?

Just Dog.

"See?" Jack smiled at me "It's in safe hands. Now SPILL"

What?!

"Blood?!" I screamed "No fucking way!!"

"What?" Jack and Gwen both said.

"I am NOT spilling blood for ANYONE! FULL STOP!!" I yelled.

Wait a minute...

"Do I get a lawyer?"


This chapter was kinda short, but, you know...

Lol.

Please R&R.

-ivy-