Butch and Buttercup raced to the gym and barged through the doors "I totally won" said Buttercup
"no way, Babe you wish you won, but you can't beat me" said Butch
"well babe, you should just face the fact that a girl beat you"
"excuse me, Buttercup, Butch please sit" said the gym teacher
"what are we doing today?" asked Butch
"training, such as pull-ups, push-ups, jumping jacks, crunches, and stretching" said the teacher "first we will start with pull-ups, get in a line at the pull-up bar and I will count how many you can do"
"I bet I can do more than you" said Buttercup
"no way"
Buttercup and Butch did each training activity, and each time Buttercup said the same thing "I bet I can do more than you" and each time she won, then the bell rang
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"HA HA, Butch lost to a girl" gloated Buttercup
"I am faster than you…" said Buttercup while running a circle around Butch
"stronger than you…" she flexed her muscles
"more coordinated than you…" she put her books on her head and started to walk
"and I bet I am smarter too" she said proudly
"do you love to rub how amazing you are in my face?"
"DUHHH!" said Buttercup "I am amazing"
"of course you are Buttercup, you're the greatest" said Butch sarcastically
"I know, glad to hear you admit it" said Buttercup proudly
Buttercup and Butch sat through a boring English class, listening to Bubbles talk about her day and did their boring work
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"lunchtime" said Buttercup, her and Butch both raced out the door and bought there lunches"hey hey hey Butch" greeted Big Tuna once Butch sat down with Buttercup "you know what today is"
"what?" asked Butch cluelessly
"DUH! Free period girly football showdown" said Big Tuna
"oh I forgot about that" said Butch
Buttercup was confused "what are you talking about?"
"oh all the girly cheerleaders and stuff wear these tiny shorts and belly shirts and stuff and play football on the turf" explained Butch
Buttercup chuckled "they know how to play football, that's surprising"
"they don't" said Big Tuna "they basically just throw the ball around and tackle each other for no reason"
"stupid bitches" said Buttercup
Big Tuna laughed "your funny Buttercup"
Buttercup rolled her eyes "I wasn't joking"
Big Tuna laughed again "your really funny"
After lunch Buttercup, Butch and Big Tuna went outside to watch the girly girls play football "OOO LA LA"
Butch whistled at a girl and she waved back at him and blew a kiss "she's hot"
Buttercup rolled her eyes "you guys are such pigs"
"hey Big Tuna is Wendy checking you out?" asked Butch
Big Tuna's eyes widened and his mouth dropped "ill meet up with you guys later, I got to get me a piece of Wendy"
"ok dude see ya" said Butch "ooo look Buffy has a face like a saint"
"what a saint Bernard?" asked Buttercup looking at the girl
Butch laughed "your just jealous"
"I am sorry for them" said Buttercup sincerely
"why?"
"because there so ugly, oh but I am more sorry for myself because I have to look at them"
"harsh" said Butch laughing
A girl started to skip towards Butch. She had blonde hair that went down to the middle of her back, it is wavy and she has a purple headband on. She is wearing a purple tube top with black tight shorts and white sneakers "hi I'm Taylor"
"hey I'm Butch" said Butch casually
The girl giggled then she looked at Buttercup, she gave her a strange face "um…hi"
Buttercup glared back at her then smiled "hey can I borrow your face…"
The girl smiled but then Buttercup finished her sentence "because my ass will be out of town for a bit"
"what ass?" asked the girl rudely
"ooo burn" said Butch, he was highly amused by the comebacks each lady was throwing
"I should be asking you the same thing"
"I may not have a huge ass but I got big ass boobs"
"I would to if I had the surgery like you"
"these are real"
"prove it"
"feel em"
"sorry lezbo, I am straight"
"I AM NOT A LESBIAN! WATCH" yelled the girl she picked up Butches hand and place it on her boobs "HA!"
Butches eyes widened and he had a huge grin on his face "I believe you there real"Buttercup laughed, the girl realized what she was doing and ran over to her friends crying
Butch smiled "I owe you"
Buttercup laughed and they headed back to class