Thanks: Indiana- Parker (woo hoo, similar name!!) Simone Lecrae, 00-Vampire-Kisses-00, Doctor who mad gal, 854439, Kateg123,Koochielala, sci girl.382, evilpinkbutterfly101, and crazy psycho book freak
To Koochielala: -Takes cookie- Yum.
Muahahaha. New chapter.
I'm updating because I have some crappy cold, and my immune system needs... Um... Reviews? Lol. I've been drugged up on paracetamol and orange juice... Heads feels weird...
Oof. My head.
"Nng..." I muttered.
"SEE!" I heard Owen snap "I SAID she wasn't dead!"
I'm dead?
If this is heaven, then the men best be topless.
"SO Doctor Harper" Gwen said sarcastically "What do you suggest?"
A hot chocolate.
"Guys..." I mumbled "I still feel weird..."
"PUT HER HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS!"
"Ooh... Kinky"
"NO!!" Owen snapped "It's a recovery position!"
My head was suddenly yanked forward "OUCH!" I yelled "Considering the fact that this is meant to help me, it's making me feel worse!"
"Duh" Owen said.
Some doctor.
"So Harry" Jack said, coming into view "You killed people, then got your evil dog to pee on the body to contaminate evidence, and you can get away with murder by saying that you faint at the sight of blood!"
"I DID faint!" I snapped, trying to sit up properly.
"HEAD BETWEEN LEGS!" Owen yelled, yanking me back down again.
"How long for?!" I rolled my eyes (not that anyone could see)
I felt Owen shuffling about "Uh... Dunno... They never really taught us how long for..."
"Admit you killed that woman!" Jack said loudly.
"IT WAS A MAN!!" I said, pushing Owen off and standing up (Ouch. Head hurts)
"See?!" Jack jumped about on the spot "SEE?! MURDERER!!"
This man is a lunatic!!
"WHAT?!" I yelled "IF ANYTHING-"
"I HAVE THE DOG!!" Ianto yelled, sprinting in, Rabbit bounded after him, trying to eat his shoelaces "GOOD DOG, GOOD DOG!!"
Ah... Rabbit.
"RABBIT!!" I held out for my arms, waiting for my fluffy, smart, kind and cute dog to come bouncing up to me.
He came running towards me...
"Aw!!" Gwen said behind me "He's so cute!"
Man's best friend... Or womans...
He came running PAST me...
Some pet. Can't even stay loyal.
"Fraternizing with the enemy!!" I whispered to him "Devil dog! Devil dog!!"
"Admit you killed that man!" Jack said.
"NEVER!!" I screamed, running off.
Damn. That makes me seem guilty.
"ADMIT I- Do you guys smell something?" Jack asked, looking around.
"Yeah..." Gwen said "The dog just peed up that plant pot"
As I say. My kind, sweet, cute, lovable dog.
Please R&R. No flames.
Wow. That chapter was manic, lol.
