Thanks: 00-Vampire kisses-00, doctor-who-mad-gal, Super Spazz Attack, Simone Lecrae, Friendsgirl2008, Souless Tears, Indiana Parker, Kateg123 for being so kind as to review.

So I feel a ton better, thanks guys, although I have this really annoying cough, and the other day I was walking down the road, practically DYING, and this old lady pops out of nowhere (freaky) and goes "coughing, dear?"

No shit.

Anyways, urm... I like recommending music (because I'm a loser, and I like bands to be known) so today I pick...

Anna Nalick: Breathe (2AM). I got this song of Grey's Anatomy (In the bomb episode) it's one of those 'oh-my-god-i-have-a-killer-headache-so-lets-listen-to-this-song-to-stop-it' songs.

OR (a happier song) Bloc Party: Flux.

Sorry, I'll shut up, lol.

"WILL SOMEBODY SHUT THE DAMN DOG UP?!" Jack yelled, running up some steps.

Knew I should have gotten the Collie.

"We've tried!" Gwen snapped at him "It's evil!"

Jack glared at me "You're supposed to be it's owner!"

It's?

"IT?!" I shouted "MY DOG IS AN 'IT'?!"

Fight back Harry.

"Well... FINE..." Jack paused "Is your dog a boy or a girl?"

Um..

"I dunno!" I shrugged "When it runs past, try to find out!"

Jack blinked at me "SEE?! SEE?!"

"I'M NOT BLIND!"

"YOU CALLED IT AN IT!"

Evil.

"YOU CALLED MY DOG AN IT!"

"SO DID YOU!"

"I'M ITS OWNER, I'M ALLOWED!!"

Rabbit ran past, with a pair of socks in it's mouth, me and Jack looked at each other.

"GRAB IT!"

"DON'T CALL IT AN IT!"

"HYPOCRITE!"

Curse Jack and his fancy words.

"IT IS IN HYPOCRITE!! HA!"

I heard Gwen coming up behind me.

BANG!!

Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" I yelled, looking at her, she'd hit me with a saucepan.

"Ha ha!" Jack laughed arrogantly.

"Give me that!" I snapped, grabbing the saucepan off Gwen.

BANG! #2.

Jack dropped to the ground.

Crap.

I turned to Gwen, who looked shocked.

"Okay, so I didn't commit the original murder that you guys arrested me for... But does that one count?" I laughed nervously.

"Why are you guys all yelling about 'it'?" Owen said, coming up the steps "As in sex?"

"YOU KILLED JACK!" I suddenly yelled.

Muahahaha... Frame him!

"What?"

"YES! WITH YOUR MEDICAL... Crap!" I said loudly.

"So I killed Jack" Owen said slowly "Whilst at the same time I was chasing your hell hound which had my socks in it's mouth?"

"YES! PRECISELY!"

Gwen snorted next to me "We should take you home, or something" She nodded "Coffee?"

Why's she asking me for coffee? We should be covering up the murder!

"Okay, Owen, you grab his legs, I'll get his head!" I grabbed his hair and started to drag Jack along.

"What are you doing?" Owen said, not helping at ALL.

"We're going to dump his body in the sea!" I said "How the hell do I get his body down all the steps?"

Curses!

"Look" Gwen said, coming forward "We're not going to drag Jack down the steps, he's probably not even dead, just... Floppy. Tea?"

"NO!! I don't need to drink! I need to drag!!" I said, lugging Jacks body closer to the steps.

Muahahahaa.

Ianto ran up the steps "Do you guys realise that the dog is eating all the paperwork?"

"NOO!!" Jack suddenly screamed "WE NEED THAT SO THAT WE CAN STILL GET GOOD PAY!!"

Owen and Gwen paled and suddenly sprinted off to kill Rabbit, Jack stayed put.

"Harry?" He said, looking up at me "Why are you holding onto my hair, in a very painful yet kinky way?"

Think of an excuse, and be quick!

Ten minutes later.

"You really should let go of my hair, I don't want to be bold" Jack said.

Oops.

"Sorry" I muttered, letting go of him "So, what now?"

"Well, I think you should go home for a bit..." He stared at me for a minute "Want to go out for a drink? I hear this place does brilliant Retcon!"

"What?"

"RED WINE" Jack said loudly "I said RED WINE"

Sounds good.

Please R&R.