Hi guys/guyettes

Okay, so there IS a reason as to why I haven't updated. Make that two reasons... Maybe more.

1) I fucked up my internet connection.

2) I couldn't think of anything (just one thing, and it wasn't particularly helpful)

3) I'm lazy.

So, this is another chapter. Enjoy my sweethearts.

Wow. I must have been WASTED!!

My shirt is stained with wine. There are odd bits of paper flying about. And I can't remember a thing!

Wow.

Rabbit blinked at me, (obviously) he was proud of me.

I hope I'm fun when I'm drunk, and not in the way that you walk around singing "Auld land syne"

There was a banging at my door "OPEN UP!!" Said a gruff voice.

Damn. It's Bob.

"YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK!!"

Rob is the dude who picks me up to take me to work (I lost my licence- By accident of course) and he always stares at me... In the wrong way.

"YOU'RE LATE!!" He yelled again, banging on my door.

I grabbed the nearest jacket and sprinted out of the door. Bumping straight into him.

EEWW... Beer belly.

I pushed myself out of it, and looked up "Hello... Bob"

He stared at them.

"Nice to see you too" I muttered, pushing past.

He stared at them.

At work.

I don't even know what I do. That's how stupid this job is.

"Do you have a pen?" Some lady from another table asked. I fished into my pocket and threw her one.

Stupid job. Stupid stupid perv.

Can't even get a bloody premotion.

Because I don't even know what I'm DOING!

"Hey, who's Ianto Jones?" The lady asked me, handing back my pen.

I shrugged, "Why?"

"Look at your pen" She said, turning back to her computer.

"This pen is curtesy of Ianto Jones

If found, please return to the Torchwood Hub

Underneath the millenium square thing

(You know it)"

"Right..." I muttered, rolling the pen over:

"Seriously, return it... I hate losing pens"

That's just... Odd.

"I have an... Errand" I muttered, walking away from my computer.

I walked quickly towards the place where I should be, not really knowing what to do.

(FEELING LIKE A PLONKER)

"Do you have it?" A voice said behind me, I turned around, he was covered up, and had a Welsh accent.

"Um... Ianto Jones?" I said, backing away slightly.

"Do you have the pen?" He said, moving foward "I saw you... On camera" He pointed to a camera.

"Riiight..." I said, frowning.

"Yes. We watch you"

"Okay, so seriously!" I snapped "You sound like you're about to rape me!!"

"Oh... My bad" He muttered, pulling down his hood.

Whao... Attractive.

My mind flashed with random memories, all including him.

"You..." I said, staring at him "You're a person..."

He rolled his eyes "Really? Because I was starting to feel like a puppy!"

"Um..."

"So, do you remember me?" He took a step forward "Damn. I just fucked up your memory"

This is odd. A man (who is attractive) who is desperate for a pen is making my mind go weird. The place started to spin.

"I feel dizzy" I mumbled, feeling floppy.

"Come on, let's go get you a coffee" He said. Grabbing me by the arm.

In... Some place.

The coffee is heaven. Literally.

Ianto had walked off somewhere, and I could hear a whispered conversation with someone.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS BECAUSE OF THE PEN?!" An american accent screamed

"YOU KEEP ON STEALING THEM!!" I heard Ianto shout.

A man walked in the room.. Looking slightly pissed off.

"Do you remember me?" He said sharply.

"No" I replied. He blinked for a second.

"So... You know who he is-" He pointed to Ianto "But not me?"

"Yup"

"Not my shining hair, sparkling teeth, fantastic body posture?"

"No"

"Twinkling eyes, great abs, dress sense that would make Gok Wan jealous?"

I blinked.

"WHAT?!" He shouted "You remember coffee boy- No offence- But not ME?!"

"Um..."

"WELL THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE MISSY!!" He snapped, grabbing me by the arm, and taking me somewhere.

Ianto followed, "What are you doing?"

"I REFUSE TO BE UNKNOWN!" Strange man yelled "I AM MAKING HER REMEMBER ME!!"

Ianto stopped in the corridor "What?"

"SOD THE BLOODY RETCON!" He shouted.

He sounds like a bundle of laughs.

Dadaaa.

That's my new chapter.

Okay, so let me explain for those who are confused.

If you remember, Jack (In the last chapter) gave her a free pen, in return for retconning her, and, that pen was Ianto's, who put on it to return it. When he met her, she remembered him, but nothing else. Jack is now jealous...

Na ha.

Please R&R, no flames.