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11-20-08

7:37 a.m

I woke up covered in a layer of some weird white stuff.

It only took me a minute to find out what it was.

"SHANE YOU FUCKING WHORE I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!"

Morning, everybody.

9:39 a.m

Ugh.

I had to scrub my body for a good half hour to get the "safe sex" crap off of me. I swear, Shane had better learn to sleep with his eyes open.

I hope one day one of the sluts he fucks will become pregnant.

What a laugh I'd have then.

11:56 a.m

Nate's a vampire

. He's still a tiny bit hung over from yesterday.

Little bit, my foot, try a whole lot. I turned on the lights in his room and he said:

"Turn the lights off!"

Well duh, did you really expect something witty from Nate.

Didn't think so.

Guess what I did. I opened every pair of curtains and turned on all the lights in his room and then left.

Take that vampire boy.

3:12 p.m.

Wow, the old man checks his e-mail more often than I do.

Lena,

That's great sweetie, it's good to know that you're not fighting with your brothers. Give them my best.

Dad.

...Yeah, I was shocked too.

The mother fucker has these things pre-planned.

Ha! Mother fucker, get it...My dad...My mom. I'm so awesome.

7:16 p.m.

I told Jason my mother fucker joke.

He took my laptop for being a 'potty mouth' and having a dirty mind.

I hope a bear eats him.

7:32 p.m.

I asked Jason if we could go hiking.

"Why?" he questioned.

"I wanna see animals....like...bears!" I replied.

"Well maybe we'll go to the zoo or something," he said.

I can see the headlines now:

PMS-er eaten by bear at local zoo!

7:58 p.m

My dinner...I swear is alive.

Jason cooked...Go figure.

"What is it?" I said poking it with my fork, I waited for the blob to eat my fork or something.

"Beef stew," Jason said with a mouth full of 'beef stew'.

"I'm not eating this," I stated.

"You will eat it,"

"No,"

"Eat it!" he demanded.

"Hell no,"

"Eat. It," Jaosn growled.

"Fuck. No,"

"Potty mouth, up to your room!"

"Bite me!"

"Your grounded,"

"You can't ground me,"

"Mom isn't home, I can ground you if I want to,"

"Bite me PMS,"

"What did you call me?"

8:07 p.m

Jason called mom.

I'm not grounded. Take that PMS.

Ima call him Menopause Man from now on.

8:14 p.m

I'm grounded.

9:00 p.m

Shane had better not try to fuck another girl in my room.

Although, i must say, he might have a hard time in his bed.

Short-sheeting a bed is fun.

9:30 p.m

Wow. This girl actually looks...sweet. And nice.

I never woulda guessed she was a slut.

Her name is Mitchie. I heard Shane say her name a second ago.

She arrived twenty minutes ago.

This won't be pretty.

9:47 p.m

Jason is yelling at Shane for bringing another skank home.

I told him to yell at Shane outside and the retard actually took Shane outside.

I looked over at the Mitchie chick who was sitting on the couch.

I looked at her outfit. A puffy brown jacket with a furry hood and a short jean skirt.

I looked at her coat again.

"Is that the new Chanel coat?" I asked.

"Yup, just got it yesterday," Mitchie said with a sweet smile.

I want that jacket. But Jason won't take me to buy it.

"By the way I'm Lena,"

"Mitchie," she said getting up and extending her hand.

I put my hand out and she pulled me into a hug.

She didn't smell like a hooker.

I like this chick.

10:14 p.m

Jason said Mitchie could stay for REAL dinner. So we ordered pizza.

We talked about stuff and arrangement for letting me borrow that jacket!

10:37 p.m

Shane took Mitchie home. Poor Shane, his fuck mission was unsuccessful.

Oh well, he'll grow old to be an sex-deprived geezer anyway.

10:59 p.m

Mitchie called Shane and she asked for my number. I bet he thought she was gonna ask for a fuck date or something. Poor Shane.

11:22 p.m

Mitchie called me and asked me if I wanted to go shopping tomorrow.

But PMS says I'm grounded and I can't go. I'm gonna go anyways.

What's he gonna do, 'Put his foot down'...ooh, I'm scared...NOT!

11:27 p.m

Shane seems to really like Mitchie.

It's my job to make sure she doesn't like him.

Hmm, I wonder.

11:33 p.m

Ok, I wasn't sure what I was wondering so I kinda just surfed the net for a bit. Did you know Kevin Jonas looks uber hot with straightened hair? It does. He does. Wait, huh?

11:37 p.m

Nate fell down the stairs.

See this is what he gets for being drunk.

Jason told me he didn't have a hangover anymore.

Ok then, he's just retarded then.

11:49 p.m.

Well today has been eventful.

You know what I just noticed.

Mom never came home.

What else is new!?

"Lena!" Shane yelled.

"WHAT!?"

"Jason said you have to go to sleep," he said.

"It's not even midnight and plus its only saturday,"

"So!?"

What am I five!?

"Bite Me!"

Dad, can't you see I'm miserable!

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