WOOO! CHAPTER 4!

6:35 a.m.

I am going to die.

Stupid infernal buzzing. I'm going to give you a damn reason to bus. O.k. That made no sense whatsoever but it's 6 in the morning, who really makes any sense at that time.

I unplugged it and threw it at the wall.

"Lena," Jason called, "What was that?"

"Nothing!"

6:37 a.m.

Shane is hogging the upstairs shower.

6:38 a.m.

Nate is hogging the downstairs shower.

6:39 a.m.

I turned on every water appliance in the house.

6:41 a.m.

Nate and Shane have evacuated the showers.

7:23 a.m.

Ready for school, totally decked out in my new Chanel jacket.

Where is my make up......SHANE!

7:42 a.m.

Nate made pancakes.

I think I am going to keep the new Nate.

He makes good food.

Maybe I'll lose him.

He's gonna make me gain weight at an incredible speed.

7:50 a.m.
"JAAASSONN!" Shane howled. "WHY?!"

"Because. Now get in the damn car."

I smirked as we climbed into Jason's car. Jason was driving, and had also announced that Shane was going to have to start sharing a room if he brought any more shanks home.

"Who's room?" Shane moaned.

"Lena's."

WHA?T!!! "WHAT????????????????" i screamed.

"You heard me."

Forget the bear. I hope a slowly-digesting snake eats Jason.

8:10 a.m.

STUPID LOCKER WON'T FUCKING OPEN!

8:30 a.m.

Detention.

Who knew cussing in the halls gets you two hours of torture for free?

Hang on a minute...

9:00 a.m.

My brothers cuss on a regular basis.

"Hey, Shane," i called to him. "Come here."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"YES."

"NO! I SAID FUCKING NO SO GET THE HELL OUTTA OF MY FACE!!!"

9:10 a.m.

HAH!!!!! Take that slut-boy!

10:20 a.m.

Jason told me it's evil to get my brothers in trouble.

So i kicked him where it hurts the most.

Let's say, almost all of our family is now in detention for cussing.

12:00 p.m.

Somehow, i think Nate is slowly going normal.

Maybe.

He grabbed my arm when i almost tripped in front of him.

Then he laughed.

Maybe not

12:10 p.m.

Uck

"What the hell...?"

"Tomato soup," Nate called to me as he passed by, carrying his own cup of blood.

"This is not soup. It's blood," i moaned. I put it down and grabbed one of the lunch rooms famously-dry sandwiches.

Hell no.

12:16 p.m.

I know what you're thinking, lunch with my brothers at school. Not exactly the coolest thing, but Jason says it's to keep me in line.

He should follow a line into the wall.

12:21 p.m.

Just a heads up people, I'd rather eat Jason's 'beef stew' than this. Fer sure. That's how bad this shit is. I'd much rather eat Jason's homemade gruel.

12:36 p.m.

Gym time. Lacrosse. Awesome.

12:57 p.m.

OK, so running into a girl and pressing her against a wall for blocking you is kinda bad...Not as bad as it sounds...Right?

1:00 p.m.

Only...two more hours until the end of school.

And the beginning of detention.

Daddy, please, for Christmas, can you bury my brothers in Alaska?

3:00 p.m.
Just sat down for detention, and realized i hadn't gotten Nate in trouble.

Too bad. He'll have to wait...

3:10 p.m.

"YOU BROUGHT YOUR DRUGS TO SCHOOL?!" Jason roared.

The detention lady didn't bother to bug us as Jason yelled the shit out of Nate.

"Maybe," Nate groaned. "Can i Lie down?"

"NO!" Jason clenched his hands. "You moron! Be glad you turned yourself in otherwise you'd be kicked out of here!"

"I didn't turn myself in," Nate said. "I threw up on the nurse and she felt bad for me."

3:20 p.m.

I knew it wouldn't last."

5:14 p.m.

"You better hope to GOD you don't take ANY more drugs or YOU WILL BE SO SORRY..." Jason

snarled as he pushed a half-unconscious Nate through the door. "NOW GET TO BED!"

"Hold that thought," Nate said suddenly and ran for the bathroom.

Somehow, i suspect he had more than just a few drugs.

6:00 p.m.

I tried my rape trick on the mother-fucker.

Here was his reply:

That sounds like fun. Have a good time!
-Dad

...

No comment.

6:53 p.m.

Ok. It has been literally more than a week since mom hasn't been home.

Oh, but we did get a letter:

Hey pumpkins,

I'm in Spain with your dad. We will be home in a few days so do not worry. Jason take care of your brothers and sister; Your in charge. Take care.

Love Mom.

I must burn this letter before Jason gets a hold of it.

Wait! Why in spain?

Oh please, please, please tell me they aren't thinking of creating another Shane/Nate/Jason!

I better run away.

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