WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2:32 p.m.
Holy fricken cow dude guess what!?
NO, they're back to being PMS-er, Sex Addict and Drunken Retard, but don't worry, you'll get updates on their so called 'progress'. Pshh, progress.
Ok, so Nate can cook, and Shane isn't that much of a whore and Jason is still er, I don't know.
What was I talking about again?
OH YEAH!
Mom came home.
No, I'm serious.
Quit laughing, seriously, my mommy came home!
2:50
Ah! Apparently my fucktard brothers knew she was coming home!
Can you believe those assholes!?!
Jason was all like:
"We wanted to surprise you."
Oh, you'll be surprised when you wake up in a crate with a gorilla in Congo.
Don't doubt me! I have sources! Dad's been everywhere, connections dear brothers.
3:15
Nate says no one is allowed in the kitchen until he is done making some supposed 'huge ass' dinner for mommy.
3:16
Shane told me get the extinguisher ready.
3:17
READY!
3:50
Remember when I said no one feeds me in this house? Well I didn't have breakfast and the aroma coming from the kitchen smells so good!
Damn you Nate.
3:55
Now i realize why the house has been shockingly clean... i was sure they were planning something.
4:00
Mom came home more than an hour ago, and you know the only thing she's said to me?
"Hi, sweetie." And then a hug.
No "I missed you" like she gave her precious Nate or "You're looking lively today," like to her inheritance-in-the-bedroom-department Shane or "You did such a good job with the kids," to her un-paid babysitter, Jason.
My mother hates me.
4:30
Even my frikkin DOG seems happier to have "Mommy" home. He didn't pee on her.
...did Shane feed something to him?!
4:35
Hah. Guess not. 'Cause he just peed on her purse.
4:47
Food's almost ready...
And the fire extinguisher is...un-used.
For now
5:00
Dinner time. It feels like forever since we all sat down as a family.
But i feel like a black sheep of the family.
5:10
Spaghetti, garlic bread, salad, milk, and a cherry pie for dessert.
Not bad, Drunkie, not bad.
5:15
Mom smiled at me.
That's new
5:16
NO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY??!!!!!
Nate, hand me that knife.
5:20
Okay, so i probably should have gone into another room when i tried to stab myself.
Because here's the news:
"We're getting another child, children, isn't that great?!"
I never thought i could choke on milk.
But i did.
Shane spit his out, though, all over her, and started coughing, so in the line of stupidity, I'm last...especially when Jason stabbed himself with a fork and Nate fainted...right into his spaghetti.
Looks like I'm not the only one who doesn't want another kid in the family.
5:30
"We've adopted!"
Like that makes it any better.
5:45
Huh. The kid's name is Franklin.
Stupid name.
Cute kid, though...
Unfortunately.
6:00
Guess what. No one tells me anything anymore! Dad and the new kid are coming home tomorrow!
Why doesn't someone just stick a note on the fridge saying 'Don't tell Lena anything', next to Shane's tests that say he's negative for the 'Clap'.
6:15
I burst. Yelled. Screamed. Hollered, ok so I bitched everyone out at the table.
This is not fair! A simple message stating 'Something, blah, blah, whatever,' would be nice once in a while.
So, I cussed out my family and Jason stood up from his chair and was all like:
"Go to your room!"
So I left the table and guess what I heard my mom say:
"Do you think she's mad?"
Hell, no mother, I'm all fucked up because you only decided to adopt one! Why not get a whole load of kids here, huh? Twenty of them, how about that?
6:32
I've decided that I am never leaving my room.
I'll just be the hermit that lives upstairs while the new happy family is being...er...happy.
I'm never leaving my room!
Quote me dammit!
6:35
I gotta pee.
Maybe if I'm really quite I can sneak into the bathroom.
6:36
So....
I decided to sneak outta my room.
BUT! Sex Addict was at my door with his arms crossed and that ugly smirk of his.
"Thought you were never leaving your room," he said.
I glared at him and slammed the door.
7:00
Fuck the world!
I really gotta pee.
7:01
I have a plan.
7:02
Hmm turns out my phone does work with a cracked screen...
And Shane leaves his post to answer his phone...
7:03
No one's there. YES!
I ran into Shane's room and shut the door.
10:00
"LENA! YOU'RE DOG PISSED ON MY BED AGAIN!!!!"
That's right, Shaney, that's right.
Just keep believing it was the dog and you'll be okay...
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