Hello my one reader……that is just plain sad!!!! I am re writing my other story because after I read it I thought it was too icky so I shall have a new one of those up laterz. Anyways thank you, minty-chan-baybe, for actually reviewing. *Sigh* do you guys hate me? Geez I work hard for a good story and no one appreciates it!!!!

Disclaimer: Hm last time I checked I wasn't Japanese…so I can't be the creator of the awesomeness anime.

Warnings: My bitchy-ness at the end of this chapter for all those ungrateful non reviewing readers.

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CHAPTER 2

Team 13 and their new sensei!

Just looking at these two made me think that I was screwed…but what if the sensei was the same? I slam my head on to the desk imagining it. 'No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!' I could just see a mad person just laughing along to stuff I don't get……from monkeys in pants to a sword fish. Don't ask about either of those.

"Um, Sora-kun, are you ok?" Yuki pokes me on the back of my head.

"Why, god, why?" I was ignoring her poking and my brother's weird stares all together.

"I must be here early. Hey what's with the poking?" They were obviously ignoring the mumbling coming from my lips.

"Sora-kun just passed out…hey you guys, want to slice her open and feed her insides to dogs?"

"I'm alive!" I jump up on the desk and flex my non excising muscles.

"I knew that would wake her up!" Yuki laughs along with Ankoku.

"Ok? I am guessing my team is a bit on the eccentric side."

Did my sensei just call me weird? We turn to see a very tall woman with about shoulder length brown hair in a messy ponytail that let her bangs fall in front of her face and brown eyes. She was wearing a white loose collar zip up shirt that had fishnet sleeves, a short red skirt and black shorts. She also had on fishnet socks and black ninja sandals, her head band around her waist like a belt.

"Well don't just gawk at me like idiots. Geez introduce yourselves!" She points at me first and I put on a nervous smile.

"I'm Sora."

"I already know your names…..I mean likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams…that sort of crap."

"Oh. I like…… ramen, learning new jutsus, reading, and art. I dislike getting poked and fan girls. My hobbies are reading and art. My dream…I haven't thought that far."

"Alright the one that looks like him."

"I'm Ankoku. I like annoying Sora and getting new weapons. I dislike….fan girls and my dads cooking. My hobbies are sharpening my weapons-"

"Don't forget your poetry writing." I chuckle.

"Sora, you promised!" He glares at me.

"Wow so you write poetry…that's so cute!" Yuki blushes.

"Alright continue….pansy…" She chuckles as well.

Ankoku went to his emo corner and started mumbling to himself. 'Well I think I should have kept my mouth shut.'

"Ok ignore him….alright happy you're last."

"I'm Yuki Arata!!!! I like: Stuff and dislike nothing!!!! My hobbies are probably testing my strength. My dream is to one day……..prove myself." She said the last part unlike her loudness before nice and quiet making the room silent.

"Ok then my name is Haruka Monji and that is all you have to know. Good with it? I don't care. Alright then meet me in training ground 7 at 5 a.m. and if you are late…….well…." She laughs to herself before she poofs away in a grey cloud of smoke.

"I don't like her….she called me gay."

"I don't like her because se called me a pansy."

"I like her, she is so cool!" Yuki smiles widely at us as she puts her arms around our shoulders.

"How can you like her? She is a total bitch!" Me and Ankoku look at her in surprise.

"Well she insulted you two not me. Well excuse me I have to go and train." Yuki waves before leaving the room in a hurry.

"She's crazy."

"Like you can talk Ankoku."

"Well at least I'm not gay."

"You're dead!!!" I run after my annoying brother with a glare that could kill all around the school.

"Cant catch me!!! You're to slow gay boy!"

"GAHH!!!!!" I catch up and tackle him to the ground and we started a fight yelling back and forth at each other.

"Midget!!!"

"Douche!!"

"Ass hole!!"

"Bitch!!"

"Pansy!"

"Gay!"

"I'm not gay!!"

"I'm not a pansy!!"

"GAH!!!!" We both grabbed each other hair and proceed with our name calling.

"Hey!!" We were pulled apart by two people but we try to lunge at each other still trying to kill each other.

"Let me go I want to kill him!!!!"

"Like you can beat me gay boy!!"

"Oh you little poetry writing asshole, blanket assed douche bag, mother fucker!!!!"

"What ever bitch faced, son of an asshole, gay boy!!!"

"ENOUGH!!!!"

We stop and look to see that it was two Jonin holding us back. The one who yelled enough was Iruka and we freeze still. 'Shit.'

"I would expect this from Naruto and Sasuke, but you two? Besides I will not have this language by a classroom a place where children are learning. Do you want to be a bad influence?"

"B-but-" That was all we could say before we say "sorry Iruka-sensei. We will never do it again." doing this, with deadly glares to each other.

"That's better now run along and do something productive. Thank you Asuma, Kurinai for holding them down."

"No problem Iruka." Kurinai smiles as she lets me go.

"We're just glad to help." Asuma let Ankoku go and pats his head.

We run off leave the academy and head straight for home, well I did, Ankoku ditches me since he is in trouble with mom.

"Hey how's my princess?"

"Daddy!!" I slam the door behind me and ran towards my dad and tackle hug the tall blonde haired, yellow eyed adult.

"Yes it is me with my almighty glory and a new scroll for you. I knew you would be interested in a scroll from the sand."

"Yes I would! Gimme!" He hands over the scroll and I look at it, my eyes sparkling with excitement. "Thank you!!"

"Your welcome. Hey where is Ankoku?"

"You know what I have had to ask that all day and this is the same answer as before….we aren't the wonder twins."

"Wonder twins?"

"Long story."

"Make it short."

"Naruto asked me this morning where Ankoku was and I said I didn't know and he asked me aren't twins to suppose to have like senses when they are near and I am like 'We aren't the wonder twins, am I wearing spandex' and he said no and then when I was at the academy Kiba asked me the same thing and I was like we \are not the wonder twins and it turned out he and Naruto jumped Iruka-sensei knocking him out and well mom took over and told Shikamaru to call out names and when she was done every one left leaving me and Ankoku with some crazy girl and two seconds later the sensei came and she wanted us to introduce ourselves and well she ended up calling me gay, Ankoku a pansy and Yuki, my name teammate a hyper girl. Then She left then Yuki left and then me and Ankoku had a fight and well then we chase each other with curses and then it turns out Iruka already started teaching new academy students and we were cursing outside the door and we got in trouble and well Ankoku ran off and well now your asking me where he was and I say the wonder twin thing….ect."

"I said make it short, not write an essay."

"Sorry I think I just wanted to keep explaining."

"You really are your mother's daughter."

"You think I got that from her….oh you are sadly mistaken."

"What do you mean by that?!"

"Well dad you tend to explain things a lot."

"When?"

"Remember when I needed help with kunai throwing, before I found out that I throw senbon better? We spent most of the time talking…well you were talking."

"I don't remember that!"

"Oh really?"

"You really are just like your mother. You know when I was your age my dad would of punched me in the face if I talked to him like that."

"Well you're not grandpa are you?"

"You got a point but how do you know?"

"Because I'm the smart one remember."

"Oh yeah, can you please change out of that…I mean I want to talk to my daughter not a son."

"Fine, hey do you mind waking me up at 4:30?"

"Why what happened to your alarm clock?"

"I have a feeling mom broke it."

"How."

"Its mom."

"You got a point."

"See."

"You win this time but next time I shall be victorious because I am awesomeness!" He does this weird pose and my left eye starts twitching.

"Ok I will walk away….slowly and forget about that weird pose and pretend you didn't just act like that weirdo Rock lee and Gai." I run to my room my scroll in my hand.

"Ok first to take a shower than to sleep and relax myself until tomorrow." I smile at my nice plan and grab my towel before running into the bathroom.

ANKOKU'S POV

"Kiba keep quiet."

"Sorry. How come we are sneaking into your into your house?"

"My mom might be home."

Kiba gives me this look while holding that dog of his so he doesn't fall out of his jacket. Finally we got inside of the room and right when Kiba climbs in the door opens and there was Sora in a towel, wet, her girlish feature easily visible. Kiba just stares looking her up and down and Sora looks at him, her mouth open a little.

"Y-you're a-"

"Kiba dude calm down." I pat his back as he just stares at her.

The shock must have gotten to Sora because she fainted and lands on the floor with a loud thud.

"Sora! Shit, shit, shit! Ok I am so screwed!! GAH!! Kiba snap out of it!"

"That explains why he…she didn't like girls..."

"Oh god you're useless."

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