Hi people!!!! Happy REALLY LATE Valentines Day!!!! This chapter is brought to you by me and you will like it!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Ok let me well you why I have updated in like eternity……..MY DAD SHUT OFF THE POWER IN OUR BATHROOMS AND COMPUTER ROOM!!!! It is totally not my fault….this time .. Well anyways I bet you are all dying to see wait happens after Kiba found out? Ok then here is the chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto the only things I own are Sora, Ankoku, and their parents.
Warnings: IDK
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"Damn what the hell happened to my head……?" I sit up and open my eyes to see I was in bed. "Was that a….."
"Why does Sora have to pretend to be a boy, tell me that!"
"I can't!"
"Why not?!"
I notice I was in just a giant t-shirt and decide to get dressed; I really need to lie this time. I put on some shorts and walk out the door to see Kiba and Ankoku still arguing. They both don't seem very happy, taking a deep breath I walk over to them and play around with the bottom of my shirt a bit.
"Kiba-chan?" I try to act as innocent as possible.
"Well are you gonna tell me why you've been hiding your gender?"
"Uh….well you see," wait a sec I'm a horrible liar. "Shit…I can't really tell you."
"Why not? Come on Sora I'm your best friend you can tell me."
"I still cant. Sorry Kiba, if I could tell you I would tell you, but I can't. I really am sorry." I look down at my feet sadly. I've kept this secret for 6 years….. I can't stand being a boy anymore.
"I guess its ok. Though you did hide this from everybody for 6 years. I can't believe I am going to forgive you." Kiba shrugs, a bit unsure about his decision. "Wait so that's why your parents never let you sleep over my house. I just thought it was because you were gay."
"I'M NOT GAY!" I pull on my hair to show how pissed I am. "Why do people think I'm gay? I don't look that bad as a boy do I? I mean sure I may lack muscles…but so does Sasuke and all girls like him. Wait scratch that…… Naruto is skinny and Hinata likes him. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?"
"Wow how many times has she been called gay?" Kiba watches me rant on and on about the gay thing.
"Too many times to count." Ankoku laughs at my misery.
"Ok that's it pansy! You and me at the training grounds now, I am kicking you're ass." I point at Ankoku with a glare.
"Bring it on psycho bitch!"
"Wow that is defiantly a weird change in mood right Akumaru?"
"Bark!" The small dog pokes his head out of Kiba's jacket.
"You're goin down." Ankoku and I yell in unison.
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Ankoku and Sora stood apart form each other on a giant training field. Kiba is standing on the side just watching like if it was some movie. They get into their fighting stances and just glare at each other. A strong gust blew and they use that as their call to start the fight. Ankoku attacks first, summing his twin blades and jabs Sora in the side only to find out it didn't go through.
"Shit I forgot." Ankoku jumps back before Sora punches him in the face. "She's using that jutsu again." Ankoku growls angrily.
"Rubber style. Now you wish you learned it huh?" Sora aims a punch at Ankoku's face, but she misses only for it to go around and tie him with her arm. "Gottcha!" She flings him into the air and then extended her foot so it would hit him in the gut. "Gottcha again….CRAP!" A giant hammer crashes down on her arms.
"Now I have you. Get ready to get smashed." He puts more pressure and Sora tries to keep it up, but she isn't one for strength.
'Got to do something!' Sora takes a deep breath and knew she was going to regret this later. She moves her leg slightly and kicks him in the groin before the hammer smashes her onto the ground.
"OH MOTHER FUCKING OF GOD!!!!" Ankoku bends down and grabs his junk as he curses.
"Sora you alive!" Kiba yells.
"Y-yeah." She puts up a thumb to show she could still move. "Well I think I'm alive." She stands up with difficulty, trying her best not to fall over. "Come on Ankoku it was only a kick to the balls."
"Easy for you to say. You win, but only because you cheated." He grunts, clutching his groin like a treasure about to be stolen….or hurt more.
"That wasn't cheating it was a fight for survival." Sora smiles and she puts her hands on her hips.
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"HI SORA!!! ANKOKU!!! HOW ARE YOU GUYS!!!!?" Yuki jumps up and down, before she tackles us.
"HI YUKI!!!"
"Oh god I'm gonna go deaf." I sweat drop trying to get out of the short girls gasp, but damn is she strong. "Come on Yuki-chan let go!" I squirm and she will not let go.
"No, I want to play a game!"
"No I don't want to play a game. Let go Yuki-chan!"
"I'll let go if you say yes."
"Fine."
"Can I play to?" Ankoku gives her puppy eyes and she says yes.
"The game is…..rock paper scissors!"
"That's it…..that's retarded." I cover my mouth.
"Not the way I play it….*giggles darkly*"
"Hiya students! Pansy, Gay boy, Happy girl, good morning."
"Great. Hi Haruka-sensei." Ankoku and I stare at her bitterly.
"HI HARU-SENSEI!!! MORNING, MORNING, MORNING!"
"Alright happy calm down. Since I have to do this and I really don't want to I have to give you all a survival test. Sounds exciting! Not…. Anyways all you guys have to do it try to beat a friend of mine."
"Who?" I ask.
She laughs and does hand seal then in a giant puff of smoke a big weasel appears. Yuki glomps the giant weasel right after she saw it, hugging it to the point it was trying to throw her off. Ankoku laughs and I just stare. 'If we don't kill it then Yuki will.' I sigh.
"Yuki let go or you won't be able to participate!"
"Sorry Haru-sensei."
"Good. Now the good thing is I don't want to kill you so I stuck to one of my genin level weasels. Now don't get Ichi wrong he will certainly be able to kill you."
"Wait I thought you said you weren't trying to kill us!" I point at her accusingly.
"Don't be such a pansy like your brother and suck up like a man, I mean your balls dropped so you go to."
"Ok that's it you-"Ankoku covers my mouth and holds me down before I could kill that woman with all my strength.
"Calm down Sora, we'll show her." Ankoku smirks.
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Well I hope you guys are satisfied with the ball kicking and all. I know this chapter wasn't great but I am trying to get this done before my HESPA exams next week for like 3 days straight. So then I won't update until…I feel like I can write a good next chapter!
Next chapter: Kickin ass!
