"So, Careen, have you ever worn pink?" Marisol asked her trying as hard as she could to move closer to this new girl. Although she was still a little worried that Careen may get that horrid eyeliner on Marisol's pink crop sweater. Careen looked at her with sarcastic eyes. It made Marisol tremble a little.
"I'm not really into pink. As a matter of fact….it's like I'm allergic to it." Careen said. Marisol's eyes grew wide.
"I didn't know anyone could be allergic to a color." She said seriously.
"Um……where did Itachi go, yeah?" Dana asked realizing he was gone.
"He got pissed and took off." Sasuke answered.
"Oh, well he didn't take his pill this morning, god he could go crazy in town if a cab driver pisses him off, yeah." Dana said.
"Oh! Oh! Careen! I know! I'm going to be in Sports Illustrated and everything so what's your favorite style of bikini!?" Marisol just knew this was the perfect question. Careen smiled and raised her dark eyebrows.
"I'm not a bikini kind of girl, see I like to be valued for my brains and my personality…I don't want a man judging me by the way I look in skimpy swimwear." Marisol's little heart had just broken, Careen didn't mean it in a bad way…she was just being herself. In the background Lola lipped the word 'ouch' even she knew that was a hard knock. Fortunately, Marisol didn't understand completely that Careen was slamming her.
"Awww, honey, one pieces are so out….but whatever works for you!" Instantly Marisol was happy again. And with that she left the room to go organize her own swimwear that Dana had brought her to experiment with.
"Careen! My favorite movie is Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End what's yours!?" Tobi asked excitedly. Careen smiled.
"Hmmm…Well actually Tobi I like foreign films." Careen answered.
"Oooooooooh! That's neat! I like that answer!" Tobi was always so polite.
"Kakuzu! Oh my god! Seriously, she will not want to hear about the time you went to Wall Street and got to ring the closing bell."
"Well, she doesn't want to hear about your trip to the Vatican and when you met the Pope! You always think your stuff is better!" The day was never complete until Kakuzu and Hidan fought.
"You know what you seriously have no idea how to treat company! God! You piss my off so much when people come to visit us! Now Sasuke and Careen think we are morons!" Hidan yelled.
"You're the one that totally ruins our reputation all the time! You always say the stupidest shit! God no wonder people don't take us….." this delightful argument was interrupted by Kisame's shouts of terror.
"OH MY GOD ZETSU JUST ACCIDENTALLY DRANK PLANT KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL POISON CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kisame yelled pulling Zetsu into the living room while he choked.
"I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT! YEAH!" Deidara said running for the phone. Deidara called the number that was posted on the fridge.
'Hello you've reached the poison control center. For English press 1. Para Espanol presente dos. For questions about recalls on cleaning products press 3. For inquires about dangerous chemicals press 4. To speak to a poison control representative press 5.' "Aaaaaggggghhh! Stupid automated thing, yeah!" Deidara frantically pressed 5. "Hello!?!?!? Poison Control Center!?!?!? My friend….yes, I'll hold." Deidara said calmly. "My friend just swallowed plant killer and he's part plant….WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO, YEAH!!!!!!!!!" Deidara panicked. "Oh you know what, never mind, he just threw up, yeah. Thanks anyway, yeah. Bye!" Deidara hung up the phone.
"Dude! How the hell did you drink plant killer?" Sasori asked. Watching Zetsu slowly recover from his horrific experience. Zetsu coughed a bit more.
"I thought the plant killer was my two liter of Mountain Dew. Careen, I'm sorry you had to see this." Zetsu said still kind of choked.
"It's okay, you may want to use some carpet cleaner after you clean that up though." Careen advised.
"Yeah, I'll get right on that." Zetsu said slowly getting up from the floor.
"You know what, Zetsu why don't' you go lie down in case something weird happens to you. We'll clean up after you." Kisame said leading Zetsu to his room. What friendship! Hidan had already forgotten about his fight with Kakuzu and had gone to retrieve the lemon fresh scent carpet cleaner. Kakuzu went after an entire roll of paper towels.
"Hey! Sasuke! So have you slept with this girl, yeah?" Deidara asked out loud thinking there was nothing wrong with asking this question out loud.
"No, Deidara, no I haven't. That's no really in our plans." Sasuke said a little embarrassed by Deidara's question. Deidara thought for a moment he was confused.
"Why? I mean, do you not know what you're doing, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"It's not that, I mean it's not that I do know, but I mean it's like." Sasuke had trouble answering this.
"So do you just not want to sleep with her, yeah?" Deidara was having a lot of trouble with this one. And of course Marisol had to get involved.
"Yeah, I mean I totally wanted to sleep with Deidara when we got together…in fact that's HOW we got together." Marisol said throwing her arms around Deidara. "Wait….are you saying you two just….started dating? Like you didn't see each other naked or anything?" Marisol asked.
"Well….no. We met at Panera Bread and her table was the only one available so I asked her if I could sit with her." Sasuke answered.
"So…..did you make out, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"No we didn't make out." Sasuke answered.
"Have you ever?" Marisol asked.
"No. I just like her." Sasuke said.
"I don't understand any of this. You two are dating but you're not having any sex and you've never even made out, yeah. I don't get it!" Deidara said.
"Yeah god, that's like……like buying a car and never driving it to see what it's capable of." Sasori nearly choked on his drink in the kitchen. He grabbed a hold of Lola.
"Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard her say."
"So….you just…..I mean……well if you're not having sex…..how…..oh whatever, I don't understand how this works for you, yeah." Deidara said and completely gave up on this conversation.
Fortunately (or unfortunately) the front door opened, Itachi had returned. But the look on his face didn't seem to be any more pleased with this whole situation. It was obvious Tobi loved Careen since he had talked non stop to her whenever he could work a word in. Sasori didn't have an opinion about her. Lola shared these same thoughts. Dana. Deidara and Marisol didn't understand her at all, Zetsu and Kisame were okay with her and Hidan and Kakuzu seemed to like her. Everyone awaited what Itachi had to say now that he was back, even though they dreaded what was to come.