AN: Here is the second chapter of my HP fic (duh), I hope you like it! please review, I will only write the next chapter once I have at least 3 reviews : )

How to annoy… Ron Weasley

1. Constantly compare him to Harry – making sure that Harry is the better person of course. In everything he does.

2. Go into his room (this one is better left to your guy pals!) and change everything to bright orange. Then, when he asks why, say that you thought his hair was getting lonely and you wanted to give it some friendly faces.

3. Or you could just take everything out and say that you thought his hair was being bullied by the normal colours, so you taught them a lesson (threw them out of the window!).

4. And, Ron will take the blame because it's his stuff and it came out of his window. You get ten extra points if you hit someone, twenty if it's a first-year : )

5. This one will also annoy Hermione a lot. Whenever they are within 2 metres (including in lessons) make kissy sounds and declare what a great couple you think they would make.

6. You could also leave lots of wedding books in his room, with stuff circled in his pen.

7. And you could run up to him wanting to talk about the bridesmaids dresses, and who is going to do everything, what caterers to choose and organise the hen and stag nights. Some body has to take charge!

8. You could take a big knife and pretend to be Sirius, chopping and slashing at an imaginary rat. (Bonus points if you pretend to be Ron squealing in terror.)

9. Or you could take a razor and, while he's sleeping, shave off all his hair. Then, claim 'he who must not be named' forced himself into your mind and forced you to do it. (This may also annoy Harry, who actually does get stalked by Voldemort.)

10. You know that fire that's always in the common room? Well, take all his posters and quiditch memorabilia and burn. When he asks why, say you were extra cold, and anyway, they're losing so it doesn't matter.

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