Kim… Property?
By Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I don't own KP, or anything else, for that matter.
That morning…
Kim was the first to wake up. She stretched and yawned. She looked at the clock. It read 7:00 A.M.
"Come on, people, time to get going," Kim said.
"Already?" a groggy Ron replied.
"We have to, if we're to take our side trip to Orlando by the end of today," Kim said.
"Wait," Ronnie said, having sat up in bed, as the rest of them got up, "side trip to Orlando?"
"Yeah," Kim said, "you said I decide our route, and since we had a couple days extra from a straight route, I decided it'd be nice to spend a day in Orlando. From what the travel guide said, it sounded like a fun place to go."
"Okay," Ronnie said, "maybe we could even get Disney to get us a free room in one of their resorts."
"Unlikely, but possible," Ashley said.
"Disney resorts?" Kim said, "I thought they were just a media company."
"Oh, no, Kim, Disney has a big theme park in Orlando, complete with resorts. If we're lucky, your status as a big Disney moneymaker could get us a room at a resort," Someguy said.
"Well, then, let's get ready!" Kim said.
An hour later, they'd packed up and hit the road, after enjoying the continental breakfast.
"So, Ashley, I was thinking. I think I've found a way to convince Disney to get us an overnight room free of charge," Ashley said, "we simply have Kim ask for that as her cut of profit from the use of her likeness."
"Hmm," Ronnie said, "that just might work."
"Sounds like a sound plan to me," Cody said.
"They'll probably want in writing she wouldn't seek any more for her likeness use, but other than that, seems like it'll work," Someguy said.
"So, what do you want to do at Disney?" Ronnie asked Ashley.
"Other than harass the Kim and Ron impersonators? Probably ride that roller coaster at the MGM section, the really fast one?" Ashley said.
"The Rockin' Roller Coaster?" Someguy suggested.
"Yeah, that's it!" Ashley said.
"I want to do that too," Ronnie said, "when I went, I was too young to ride it."
"Well everyone, we should reach Orlando by nightfall, if we don't take too much time for lunch and the like," Kim said, looking at the map.
"Man," Ronnie said, "this still seems surreal to me. I mean, I'm on a road trip to Washington with 2 cartoon characters, some people I know from the internet, and my best friend."
"I know," Ashley said, "it's like some kind of drug trip, or the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie."
Later that day…
They pulled up in the valet parking, and unloaded the luggage they'd need for the stay. They exited the vehicle into the lobby of the resort hotel.
"Mommy, mommy!" a little girl screamed, "it's KIM POSSIBLE!"
"Well, go talk to her," the mother said.
The excited little girl ran up to Kim.
"You're my hero," the little girl said, "may I have your autograph?"
"Sure," Kim said, "what do I sign?"
The girl tried to find something. Ronnie handed Kim one of the KP DVD's from the car, and the black sharpie he kept on him.
"And what's your name?" Kim asked the girl.
"I'm Alex," the girl replied.
"Here you go, Alex," Kim said, handing the signed DVD to her.
The excited girl ran to show it to her mom.
Kim walked to the check in desk.
"Hi," she said, "I'm Kim Possible, and I'd like to get a room for the night for my friends."
"Look, I've told you before, costume players don't get special treatment," the man behind the desk said.
"You idiot!" the guy next to him whispered, "that's the real Kim! You know, the one who we're in a lawsuit with! Give her a room, and make sure she never leaves."
"Oh, I've been informed of the circumstance," the man said, "we have a room for you."
Little did she know, this might be her last day on Earth…