Hack: The Solo Challenge this chapter. I hate to say it, but the Solo Challenges tend to be a bit shorter.

Ness: Dang straight, it's too short! Each chapter needs to be at least ten thousand words long, and you're not meeting your quota!

Mewtwo: As far as I remember, Hack usually writes chapters in between the three to five thousand word range.

Ness: Then you've been slacking off!

Mario: Ness, I suggest-a that you shut up

Ness: Why should I shut up? I'm the smartest, I'm the…

Hack: (zaps Ness to death) Anyways, this chapter, two people will get kicked off! If you have any preferences on who you want to keep on the island or kicked off, just include it in a review or e-mail and I'll probably take it into consideration! Enjoy!

Remaining:

Red Team: Donkey Kong, Doctor Mario, Link, Zelda, Samus, Rundas, Fox, Krystal, Captain Falcon, Samurai Goroh, Mewtwo, Roy, Porky, Louie, Popo, Snake

Blue Team: Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Diddy Kong, Ganondorf, Kirby, Metaknight, King Dedede, Lucario, Nana, Lucas, Tom Nook, Marth, Isaac, Olimar, ROB

Green Team: Mario, Wario, Yoshi, Geno, Toon Link, Falco, Wolf, Jigglypuff, Ash, Pikachu, Ness, Ike, KK Slider, Pit, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic (Will lose one this chapter)

Kicked off: None yet…

Day 4

Red Team

"Our food from last night is gone again…" muttered Popo, rubbing his stomach. "I mean, at least we got food without Kirby and Yoshi, but…"

"Okay! This confirms that there's a thief out there stealing all of our food!" said Samus. "We're all going to go out and kill this guy!" Louie took a step back.

"Hang on, I have an idea…" said Snake. "Tonight, when we store our hopefully caught food, I'll set up some traps. If the thief comes to try to take the food, then it'll blow up."

"What if that thief is in this tribe?" asked Roy.

"I think I need to go to the bathroom…" muttered Louie, sneaking away.

"Then if the traps aren't activated, we should know he or she is in our tribe," said Snake.

And people around here are making it quite annoying that I can't fully delve into all of your minds… said Mewtwo with a tone of annoyance.

"Well you all know it ain't me!" said Porky, tapping his big stomach.

"Uh, Porky?" said Popo. "I hate you and all, but you should really be careful…"

"Why? I'm the best!" said Porky.

At once, Link, Zelda, Samus, Rundas, Fox, Krystal, Roy, Falcon, Goroh, and Snake jumped Porky.

"Ouch… I hate to have my spine broken like that…" said Donkey Kong. "Ooooh, even I can't break bones that hard…"

"Ai ai… another one down…" muttered Doctor Mario, running away to gather some more herbs.

Captain Falcon's head popped out of the dust cloud. "Oy! At least it ain't me!"

"You've just jinxed yourself," said Samus.

KABOOM!!

Green Team

"Mama mia… For once, we can just rest now!" said Mario, lying on the beachside.

"Well the tribal council is today…" said Jigglypuff, looking around. "We have to decide on who to vote off."

"Geez, I don't want to vote anyone off…" said Mario. "I like to have everyone here together… Even Falco and Wolf are good company…"

"It's how the game goes…" said Yoshi.

"You know, I'm surprised you haven't eaten our entire supply of food," said Toon Link.

"Yeah, well… Mario here knows how to control a group," said Yoshi. "Hopefully the team with Kirby is doing okay."

"If they don't know how to control Kirby, I think we should have let them get these ropes," said Sonic, pointing at the tied up Falco and Wolf.

"Well…" said Mario. "If they starve, we can keep beating them. That's the bright side!"

"Isn't that kinda mean though?" asked Yoshi.

Jigglypuff suddenly stood up. "I gotta go… you know, bathroom and stuff…" she said.

"Fine," the other said.

"So we're agreeing on voting off KK Slider?" asked Wolf, who was in his ten minutes of freedom before he gets tied up again.

"Nyah ha ha! Anything to get the weaker guys off!" said Wario.

"Well he isn't exactly weak," said Jigglypuff. "I mean, he won the reward for us."

"Hey, balloon… When do you think another challenge will come up with swimming?" asked Wolf. "Not too many. I agree that anyone can be useful at some point, but unless we somehow have some concertino crap as a challenge, we won't need that stupid dog."

"I guess…" said Jigglypuff. "But do you think we should get more people in this?"

"Nyah! I don't want this group to be known yet, not yet!" said Wario.

"Agreed," said Wolf. "Normally, the next one on my list is Falco, but as much as I hate to admit it…" he growled. "He's useful for the matches."

"So what are you cooking there now?" asked Ash, peering over the cooking pot.

"BEEP! BEEP!!" said Mr. Game & Watch.

"Nice… I can't wait for it," said Pikachu, peering into the pot as well.

"How do you understand him??" asked Geno. "All I hear are beeps and stuff."

"Same here," said Pikachu. "It's just the accents that we hear. We're used to it, so we know what he says."

"BEEP! BLOOP!"

"You need more mushrooms?" asked Ash. He stared at Pikachu, who started sucking on a ketchup bottle. "Where did you get that?"

Pikachu's fur stood on its end as Pikachu hid the bottle of ketchup within his arms, guarding it with his life. "MINE! MY PRECIOUS!!" He hissed.

Ash and Geno cautiously backed away. "Gollum much?" asked Geno.

"Anyone talking about Lord of the Rings?" asked Toon Link.

Pit appeared as well. "I call Legolas!" he cried.

"Awww, no fair, I wanted Legolas!" said Toon Link. "Fine, I get Aragorn."

"Any Gimli?" asked Ash. "I don't have the body for that…"

"Gollum! Gollum!!" said Pikachu, protecting his ketchup.

"BEEP!!" said Mr. Game and Watch, holding up an axe.

"Okay!" said Pit. "So basically a bunch of moblins are attacking us from… over there!" He pointed into the bushes in the side.

"BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP!! BEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!"

Mr. Game and Watch then ran into the bushes, wielding his 2-D axe wildly around. Toon Link followed, swinging his sword wildly as well.

Pit drew his bow, firing blue arrows into the woods.

"MFFF!! MFFFF!!" Someone muffled, but the three playing Lord of the Rings paid no heed, or they just didn't hear the voice.

Mr. Game and Watch sliced down a few trees to slice apart a few imaginary moblins while Toon Link slashed the grass around him apart.

Toon Link then came upon a disturbing sight. "Uh… Where did we tie up Wolf and Falco?" he asked.

"bloop… BEEP!!"

"In the woods??" Toon Link stepped forward and saw Falco and Wolf unconscious, on the ground, stabbed by Pit's arrows. "Whoopsies…"

Blue Team

"After what could've been the solution to all of our problems…" said Peach, pointing at Kirby.

"After what could've helped us not starve to death all the time…" groaned Metaknight.

"After what could've been the best reward we could ask for…" muttered Marth.

They all pointed at the unconscious Isaac.

"Um, guys? I think we overdid it…" Luigi said cautiously, taking a step away from the violent smashers.

"Pyo!" said Kirby, smiling cutely.

"Yeah you did," grumbled Bowser. Luigi took a step away from Bowser. "Isaac was swimming on an empty stomach. You didn't punish Metaknight for that, did you?"

"Bowser… I hate you…" said Metaknight as the entire tribe proceeded to jump him.

"…Whoops…" said Bowser.

"I BELIEVE, HOWEVER, THAT WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING THE SOLO CHALLENGE."

"But winning the solo challenge isn't really a good thing for all of us!" said the cheerful Diddy Kong, one of the few that weren't so violent.

"Uh… so…" said Lucas. "Who should we select… for the solo challenge?" he asked. "It's probably a vote?"

"Probably," said Diddy Kong. "…So who wants to take a bet?"

"Bet? On what?" asked Luigi, who was also backing away from the violent crowd.

"Who's going to be voted?" replied the chimp.

"…Uh… Kirby maybe?" asked Lucas.

"So you bet on Kirby?" said Diddy Kong. "How much?"

"I bet… my fighting stick I guess?"

"Good, good, how about you, Luigi?"

"Me? Uh… I bet on... Kirby too! I give you my vacuum cleaner!"

"How do you stash all of these things on your damn body?" asked Bowser, confused.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!" Luigi ran away.

Bowser sighed. "I only asked a question…"

"Personally, I don't think Kirby will be voted on that much," said Diddy Kong. "I have a gamble on someone else."

"Care to enlighten us?" asked Bowser.

"Well I win if Kirby isn't voted on, and Kirby has the best chances of being voted on for the solo challenge. But if we know about the challenge beforehand and it's something like an eating contest, we'd vote on someone that won't lose," said Diddy Kong.

"…That's Kirby…" said Bowser.

"Besides him. Like you! Or King Dedede!"

"I see… Does Donkey Kong know how much you gamble?" asked Bowser.

"Isn't gambling… a bad thing?" asked Lucas.

"Yes it is," Bowser said, at the same time Diddy Kong said, "No, it isn't!"

"I gamble all the time! We should play strip poker sometime!" said Diddy Kong.

Bowser drooled. "If Peach were to play…"

"Huh? What about Peach?" asked Lucas.

"Bowser! You perv!" said Diddy Kong, smacking the turtle on the head.

"THE SOLO CHALLENGE HAS ARRIVED", said ROB, holding a slip of paper.

"Let's read it!" said Bowser.

ROB nodded. "YOU ALL VOTE ON WHO YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE. DO YOU WANT TO KICK SOMEONE OFF? DO YOU NOT WANT SOMEONE TO GET KICKED OFF? CHOOSE ACCORDINGLY."

"We'll know if we know the hint to the challenge," said Diddy Kong.

"AND YOU WILL NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BEFOREHAND."

Diddy Kong threw his hat on the floor and stomped on it. "Dang it!"

"Did you just lose the bet?" asked Bowser, smirking.

"I think… he did…" said Lucas. "I think Kirby will be chosen…"

Red Team

"We've got the solo challenge here," grunted Snake.

"Read it!" said Captain Falcon, who was dodging missiles from Samus.

"Gladly. You all vote on who you want to participate. Do you want to kick someone off? Do you not want someone to get kicked off? Choose accordingly."

"My decision will be based on what the challenge will be," said Fox, smiling.

"And you will not know anything about the challenge beforehand," said Snake.

"Damn it!" Fox threw his blaster on the ground.

Louie was smiling for once. "I know what it is…" he said.

"What? How do you know?" asked Samus, also busy trying to blow up the racer.

"My pikmin told me… It's an eating contest."

An eating contest? He speaks the truth, said Mewtwo. So… who here is a big eater?

"Definitely me!" said Goroh, showing off his buff body.

"Ew, I do not want to see that!" said Zelda.

"Man… I wish my body was as buff as yours…" said Captain Falcon.

"But you've got the legs, dude," said Goroh.

"True. YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!!"

"Ha! I can eat faster than all of you!" said Porky. "I'm the best after all!"

"So are you saying that you stole the stored food?" asked Krystal, drawing her staff. Louie jumped back.

"Um, no! I'm just saying I'm the best!"

Popo and Roy nodded. Then they both ran forward to jump Porky.

"Uh… This is why… I can eat," said Louie.

He speaks the truth, again. If any of you haven't noticed, he finishes his meals first, said Mewtwo.

"Okay, so we'll vote on Louie," said Fox. "Are you sure you can win? We don't want to kick you off."

"I eat fast," said Louie.

"But I say, if he goes against Kirby, he's screwed," said Rundas. "I hear Kirby is the biggest eater in the mansion."

"He definitely is," said Doctor Mario, checking Falcon's pulse.

"Well either way, we're not going to tribal council," said Krystal, smiling. "I think we can win this one too."

Solo Challenge!

Hack was standing at a deserted beach with the Red and Blue Team across from each other.

"First time I've seen you in a while," said Olimar, waving at Louie. Louie waved back with a dumb look on his face.

"Dids!" said Donkey Kong. "How are you?"

Diddy Kong withdrew the cards he was playing poker with. "Fine! Nothing suspicious at all!"

"Anyways, team, this is your solo challenge! You will all turn in a slip of paper with who you want to vote for to participate in this! Remember, if this person wins, he or she is immune from the next tribal council! Otherwise, he or she will be kicked off without trial!"

"Fine enough," said Link, knowing of the plan.

Everyone turned in their slips of paper, knowing fully well who to vote for.

Hack looked at the Red Team's votes first. "Geez, this is either a coincidence, or you all discussed this carefully," said Hack. "It's a unanimous vote for Louie, so Louie will be in this next contest. How about Blue Team?"

Diddy Kong was clapping his hands. "I know I'll win the bet!"

Hack took a deep breath. "A little more complicated, but pretty straightforward. Four Bowser, the rest are Kirby. Kirby, you are up."

Diddy Kong groaned. Kirby bounced up to the table set up just as Louie sat down, taking off his helmet.

"This is going to be an eating contest!"

"Crap!" muttered the entire Red Team, as they knew Louie is going to lose. The entire Blue Team also muttered, "Crap!" since they wanted Kirby to lose.

"There's a wheel here," said Hack. "None of you can read it but I. The two of you will take turns spinning the wheel, and whatever it lands on, both of you must eat! This is based off a point system, out of seven rounds. The seventh round I will spin myself, so each participant will have an equal number of spin. Whoever finishes eating first will win the point!"

Louie nodded, and Kirby was smiling confidently.

"Louie, you spin it first!" said Hack.

Louie walked up to the giant wheel and spun it. The red marker stopped on a line in an unknown language.

"Ouch! A cow's testicles! Eat up, eat up!"

On the two plates appeared very… disgusting stuff.

"Oh my… I can't watch…" said Zelda, covering her eyes.

"Ew…" said Donkey Kong, holding his nose.

"Now I'm really glad I didn't get voted on," said Bowser, holding his throat.

"How do you eat something like that?" asked Tom Nook.

Kirby sucked in the testicles into his mouth in a second. He smirked, looking up at Hack.

Hack was very surprised. "Louie won that point!"

"WHAT??" Kirby gasped. Louie was simply smiling. The plate was completely empty.

"Come on, Kirby, it's only one point!" said Peach, who actually wanted Kirby to lose.

"Now then…" The wheel stopped after Kirby spun it. Hack was smiling. "Human eyeballs! Eat up, eat up!"

Kirby sucked in the eyeballs as well, but Louie finished before him.

"WHAT?? YOU LITTLE… CHEATING…" screamed Kirby.

The entire Red Team suddenly began to cheer Louie on.

"Come on, little guy! You can do it! Beat the eating champ!" said Roy, punching the air.

"Louie, your spin next," said Hack.

Louie spun the wheel and it stopped. Hack cried out, "Samurai Goroh's sword!"

"Hey! What?" said Goroh.

A sword appeared on each plate. Kirby sucked his up, but Louie didn't eat it.

"Kirby wins this one! Two to one!" said Hack.

"What? Why didn't you eat it?" asked Popo.

"I… can't…" said Louie. "It's not food…"

"You call testicles and eyeballs food??" gasped Zelda, now fainting.

Kirby spun the wheel next, and it stopped on…

"Oh boy, King K. Rool's scales!!" said Hack.

Louie chomped on it, but it was too hard for his teeth. Kirby sucked it in again, tying up the game.

"Oh, I see…" said Fox.

You get it too? said Mewtwo. Louie is a faster eater, but he is still not a weird creature like Kirby. There are things that even a human can't eat, but Kirby doesn't need to bite and chew. He can eat anything.

"So it's just a game of luck…" said Link.

Louie spun the wheel. "Oh boy, Samus's arm cannon!"

"EXCUSE ME??" said Samus.

Louie couldn't bite through the cannon, but Kirby swallowed his again.

"Yeah, Kirby…" said Metaknight, pretending to cheer for him. "You can do it…"

"Two to three! If Kirby wins the next one, Louie will be kicked off!" said Hack. "Next…"

Kirby spun the wheel. It stopped on… "Ganondorf's toenails!"

"Hey, where did you get my toenails?" asked Ganondorf.

Louie ate them instantly, just before Kirby sucked them in. Louie was smirking at Kirby.

"Okay, so it's tied up! I will be spinning the big one!" said Hack. "This will be the biggest food for you two to eat!" He spun the wheel. "Oh man! An Empress Bulbax's liver!"

A disgusting blob of gel appeared in front of Louie and Kirby. Kirby sucked it in, but he spat it out, about to throw up.

"mmm.. Mmf.. BLECH!!"

He spat out loads of things. All of the food that he just ate, all of the food he stole from his tribe, the various trees around him, several Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, and Gordos, Tom Nook's shovel, and other stuff.

"Hey! There's my shovel!" said Tom Nook.

"For sophisticated delicacy, make a pate de foie gras from this massively obese creature's liver and spread it over a sesame cracker," said Louie, reading from his notes in the piklopedia. (Quoted from pikmin 2, I take no credit for that text) He grabbed the liver, cooked it in a really cool way, splattered it on a cracker he took out, and ate the massive liver instantly.

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Um…" said Hack, not predicting this turn of events. "…Louie wins this solo challenge! This means that he will be immune to votes in this tribe's next tribal council!"

The entire Red Team was cheering. They won all of their challenges so far.

"Yeah Louie! Who would've thought he would be a big eater?" asked Donkey Kong.

"Now if only if someone gets caught in my traps…" muttered Snake.

"Woo! We lose nobody!" said Captain Falcon.

"Kirby, since you've lost…" said Hack.

Kirby looked very down indeed. "Pyo…" he muttered sadly.

Metaknight patted Kirby on the back. "It's okay," he said. "We'll all miss you and your eating of all of our food."

"But I'm still hungry…" said Kirby.

"You ate all that food and you're saying you're still hungry??" said King Dedede. "Even I'm not that… crazy!!"

"The fact is…" said Hack, interrupting everyone. "Kirby has lost, and therefore, Kirby, you must leave."

"Do I get to have my last words and stuff?" asked Kirby.

"Sure, whatever, after this…"

Hack snapped his fingers. The sand below Kirby disappeared, sucking him into oblivion.

"PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

When the hole closed up again, everyone was staring at Hack as if he was a monster.

"…How does he do that?" asked Luigi, trembling in fear.

"I… don't know…" said Peach.

"We have to tread carefully around him now…" said Olimar.

"At least that Louie guy isn't on our team, he seems worse than Kirby," said Tom Nook, finally relishing his shovel that Kirby threw up. "Ew… I'll have to clean this…"

"Diddy?" asked Lucas. "If I win a bet, then…"

"Oh snap!" said Diddy Kong. "Uh… can I give you something else later?"

"Uh, sure…" said Lucas.

Blue Team

"Wooo! We don't have to starve to death now!" said Nana, chomping down on some chicken that Tom Nook smuggled under his apron.

"First come, first serve!" said Tom Nook.

Their loss seemed like nothing at all. In fact, everyone was enjoying the fact that Kirby was gone, except for one…

"Oh man, that makes two more people added to the list…" said Diddy Kong. "I'm in debt to…" he was counting with his fingers.

"At least we lost someone that we don't care about losing," said Ganondorf, also chomping on a chicken leg.

"Agreed," said the entire tribe.

And now… said Lucario. We rest for the rest of today.

"Great idea!" said Isaac.

"Okay! To the new tribe without Kirby…" said Peach, holding up a cup of wine. "HURRAY!!"

"HURRAY!!" everyone clanged their cups together.

"Mmmmmmmm!! This is better than Zelda's cooking!" said Ganondorf.

"That's not saying much," said Peach. "As Zelda's cooking is terrible."

Red Team

"I know you wanted to volunteer for our tribe festival, Zel…" said Link. "But… I mean… uh…"

Captain Falcon spat out a burned piece of… something. "Ew! This piece of crap tastes like shit!!"

Zelda shifted her eyes. "I can roast a person more than I roasted that bacon that we caught," she said. "Shall I?"

"Eeep!" Captain Falcon ran away before Zelda, Samus, or Krystal could beat him up.

"But we need to find out who stole our food!" said Samurai Goroh.

"The storage is guarded heavily," said Snake. "Don't worry, it'll catch anything that comes…"

KABOOM!!

Everyone shrunk back in fear.

"Looks like we found the thief," said Snake. Louie left a sigh of relief.

Snake rushed out. Mr. Game & Watch took out his cooking pot and began to brew some water as Snake came back, dragging in another dead pig.

"Why are there so many pigs in this island?" asked Zelda.

"Oh, so I'm a pig now?" asked Donkey Kong and Porky.

"…I mean real pigs," said Zelda.

"You come pretty close to one though, Porky!" said Popo.

"One day, I shall defeat you all and rule the world!!" said Porky with a not-so-evil laugh.

Are you suggesting that our thieves are wild pigs? Asked Mewtwo.

Snake put his chin on his hand. "Hm… Maybe I've made security too strong…" he said.

Louie was muttering to himself. "…must… stay away…"

"Anyways, we've all survived the first trio of days!" said Fox. "Let's hope we survive longer than the other two!!"

"Woo hoo!!" Everyone cried.

Tribal Council!

The Green Team slumped into the tribal room, dragging themselves in like slugs. It was dark; the room was lit only by several candles.

"So… you've all come…" said Hack. "The first tribal council, where you must vote on who to kick off of this game."

"I wasn't really looking forward to this… mama mia…" said Mario.

"Me neither, but you'll all get no sympathy from me," said Ike.

KK Slider strummed a chord. "Oh man, this does kinda suck," he said.

Meanwhile, Wario was restraining Wolf from attacking Falco, and Yoshi was keeping Falco from attacking Wolf.

"Now then, you'll all get a slip of paper," said Hack. "You'll individually enter that room over there…" He pointed at a door leading into a dark room. "You can say to the camera why you are voting for that person, or you don't have to say anything. It's your choice. After everyone votes, the votes will be tallied up and the one with the most votes will be the one to get kicked off. So are you all ready?"

Wolf looked at Jigglypuff and they nodded at each other. Sonic was stretching his feet. Ness was focusing his mind, deciding strategically who to vote off. Mr. Game & Watch was doing nothing.

"So in order… Mario first," said Hack.

Mario walked into the dark room, wrote a name, and placed it in the basket.

Next, Yoshi came up and wrote a name as well. He showed it to the camera. "Wolf, I'm sorry. No hard feelings, but it has to be either you or Falco, and personally I prefer Falco." He then placed it in the basket.

Geno came and placed his slip of paper in, followed by Toon Link.

Wario came up, wrote down KK Slider. "Sorry bud, but you ain't worth keeping here. You'll bring us down more than you'll help."

Falco came up next. "Wolf, I hate you, I hate you, and I hate you. You can be useful for challenges, but I'd rather lose than have you still in here."

Wolf came next and wrote down KK Slider. "I really don't like you too much since you won't be very useful. How many swimming challenges will there be anyways? We only keep the strong. Ditch the weak. Sorry, but you're the weak one of the day, punk."

Ash came next, wrote a name, and placed it in the basket. Pikachu followed suit.

Jigglypuff came next. "KK Slider… I'm sorry, but… I just hate that you're the music player of the tribe and not me. I'm just… yeah…"

Ness came up next, put in a slip of paper, and sat down. So did Ike, KK Slider, and Pit.

Mr. Game & Watch came next. "BLEEP BLOOP!!" He stuck up his middle finger at the camera and sat down.

Finally, Sonic placed his slip of paper in. Hack walked up in front of everyone with the basket.

"Okay… So let's tally them…" he said. "Okay… Seven Wolf, Three KK Slider, Two Jigglypuff, Two Wario, One Geno, and One Mr. Game & Watch. Sorry Wolf, but the tribe has spoken."

Wolf grunted as he got out of his seat. "Well then… it's been fun, you little idiot punks," said Wolf. "I won't miss any of you at all!"

"It's time to leave, Wolf," said Hack.

Wolf nodded as he walked out of the door of exile.

Kirby's Last Words

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost that one! I know that everyone loves me, even though I need my own share of my appetite! Man, I'm still hungry… That food contest was actually awesome, except for that liver. Oh man, I can't wait until I get home… I can eat all the waddle dees I want!! It's all about food, and if the prize wasn't about food, I wouldn't care, so I'm fine! BAIIIIII"

Wolf's Last Words

"Geez, I didn't expect everyone to come back at me. Everyone's always a punk though, and everyone just has to be an ass. Everyone likes KK Slider, so I'm glad Wario and Jigglypuff stuck. Whatever, this game was just a waste of my time, and I really don't give a damn. At least I can cool down by staying away from that stupid bird for once… Maybe on my mothership I'll look online for those pictures of Krystal… Yeah, I'd like that."

Reasons for voting:

Mario – Wolf, thought it would help the team stabilize

Yoshi – Wolf, hated how Wolf treated everyone

Geno – Wolf, disliked his rudeness

Toon Link – Wolf, hated how he was treated by Wolf

Wario – KK Slider, followed his alliance

Falco – Wolf, just plain hates Wolf

Wolf – KK Slider, followed his alliance. Thought KK Slider was weak

Ash – Geno, thought Geno was too dishonest

Pikachu – Mr. G&W, thought he was put to sleep by the 2-D guy

Jigglypuff – KK Slider, jealous of his music talent

Ness – Jigglypuff, thought she was weak

Ike – Wario, preferred to have Wolf's interesting violent acts over Wario's cockiness

KK Slider – Wolf, was his worst audience

Pit – Wario, scared by Wario

Mr. G&W – Wolf, wanted more peace in the tribe

Sonic – Jigglypuff, thought she was weak

Hack: The tribe has spoken! Kirby has lost his solo challenge and Wolf is voted off by the Green Team! The first trio of days has bee completed, but several more remain! Only two out of forty eight have been kicked off! Who will survive? Will the Red Team find their food thief? Will the Green Team truly be more peaceful without Wolf? Will the Blue Team finally be able to eat? Find out in the next chapter!