Kim… Property?
By Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I don't own KP, or anything else, for that matter.
In the middle of the day, after riding most of the Epcot rides worth doing, and having some fun photo-ops with Kim, Ron, and the paid impersonators of them, an odd idea popped into Ashley's head.
"Hey," Ashley said, "I just had an idea. What if we, Kim, and Ron put on a benefit in DC? We might just get enough profit to-"
"Buy Kim's rights from Disney if we don't win?" Ronnie finished.
"I don't know," Ron said.
"I know the perfect way to start, too," Ronnie continued, "a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, leaving the parts that fit, but changing everything else. I mean, what fits our sitch better than 'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality'?"
"Well, that does seem to fit," Kim agreed.
"And if even half of the online fandom can get there," Someguy said, "we WILL have enough to get the rights."
"Well," Ronnie said, "we'd better get to DC!"
Meanwhile, elsewhere...
Unknown to them, someone else planned on making music out of the suit. A famous artist had decided to make an online single before his next album. He was to parody 'Call me, Beep me', and to lampoon the money hungry Disney. He'd gotten it okayed by the artist, but he decided this time to screw the label. He knew they'd say no. Weird Al sat down and started work on 'Kim Property', his latest song.
Meanwhile, back in Kim's universe...
Drakken was the happiest he'd ever been since college..
"Shego, I still can't believe it," he said, "I'm going to fire my new superweapon, and Kim Possible isn't on the face of the earth to stop me!"
"Yeah, what exactly does it do again?" Shego asked.
"The letharay robs people of initiative, and makes them completely apathetic. In short, the world's population, in a state of complete lethargy!"
"You know, this just might work," Shego said.
"Oh, it will, Shego," he said, "it will."
He pulled a lever, and a large sattelite dish raised into the sky. Drakken and Shego were shielded, but the rest of the world felt the effects of the letharay. All over the world, people slumped into vegetative states of lethargy. However, there was one being unaffected: Hana Stoppable. Her powers protected her, as her brother was at that very moment missing her.
Three hours later...
Cody, browsing the internet on his PSP as they made way north to DC, read the oddest rumor on the internet.
"Listen to this," he said, "according to this Variety article, Weird Al Yankovic's next target is the lawsuit. It says he's going to release a parody of 'Call me, Beep me' exclusively on his web site."
"Hmm," Ronnie thought, the cogs turning in his head, "we should try to contact him, see if he can come to the benefit! Bring up Weird Al's web site!"
"No go, all they have is Ask Al," Cody said.
He then brought up the internet yellow pages. He looked in the Hollywood area, and looked for an Alfred Yankovic.
"He has a listed number!" Cody announced.
"I'll call him," Kim said.
She looked on Cody's screen and dialed the number.
"Hello? Is this Weird Al Yankovic?" Kim asked.
"Yeah, who wants to know?" said a voice on the other end.
"It's Kim. Kim Possible. Al, I've got a proposition for you," she said.
"And that is?" he asked.
"A couple of fans, Ron, and myself are having a benefit concert outside DC before the big trial," she said, "think you could-"
"Perform the parody that leaked out as a rumor?" Al said.
"You read my mind, Al," Kim said.
"Well," Al said, "what's the benefit go to?"
"It's a backup," Kim said, "we're trying to make enough to buy the rights to me if we lose."
"Well, then," Al said, "I will. And, since this is for you, I'll waive my usual fee for benefits. All proceed s can go to you."
"This is huge," she said, "think you can get some publicity? We're starting on the RonStoppable forums, but we could use wide exposure."
"Sure," Al said, "anything to stick it to those greedy executives."
"This went better than I expected," Kim said.
"Well, we're both artists, in a way," Al said, "and artists should stick together. See you then, Kim."
He hung up, felling kinda fuzzy inside. He called his agent.
"I'm playing a benefit in DC with Kim Possible," he said, "spread the word. I don't care how, just get as wide of exposure as possible. This will be big."