Hack: The first cycle of days have been completed! Wolf has been voted off by the immunity challenge and Kirby was kicked off as the loser of the solo challenge! And now, the second immunity challenge!

Ness: I'm glad I'm not in it…

Mario: Ness-a! You're spoilin' the chapter!

Mewtwo: I also dislike how you always speak first. You never stop talking, Ness, do you?

Ness: Wha? What are you talking about?

Fox: (sighs) Hack doesn't own any Nintendo stuff…

Remaining:

Red Team: Donkey Kong, Doctor Mario, Link, Zelda, Samus, Rundas, Fox, Krystal, Captain Falcon, Samurai Goroh, Mewtwo, Roy, Porky, Louie, Popo, Snake

Blue Team: Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Diddy Kong, Ganondorf, Metaknight, King Dedede, Lucario, Nana, Lucas, Tom Nook, Marth, Isaac, Olimar, ROB

Green Team: Mario, Wario, Yoshi, Geno, Toon Link, Falco, Jigglypuff, Ash, Pikachu, Ness, Ike, KK Slider, Pit, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic

Kicked off: Kirby, Wolf

Day 5

Blue Team

For the most part, everyone was pretty happy that Wolf was gone, especially Falco, who was more cheerful than ever.

"Bwah ha ha!" said Falco. "Who's the man now, Wolf? That's me, Falco!!"

"I wonder who voted against me…" said Geno, shaking his head.

Ike was lying down on the beach floor, sighing. "Hey, Pit, any signs of the immunity challenge?"

Pit was hovering above everyone. "Nope, I think we've got another day of rest!" he said.

"Phew, I never thought the violence would ever end…" said Ness, wiping his forehead.

"Why so many votes against me?" asked KK Slider. "I've just been playin' my heart out."

"I wouldn't vote for you," said Sonic. "You swam almost as fast as I ran!"

"Thank you!"

Everyone was out doing their own things now. KK Slider was tuning his guitar, Mr. Game & Watch was collecting berries and such to make the feast of the day, and Sonic was stretching his legs. Pit was shooting arrows upwards to shoot down some birds for meals.

Mario and Yoshi, however, weren't doing anything of that sort. They were partners for life, and they were doing something on their own, without anyone else…

"Things have been getting dangerous," said Yoshi. "I know Wario and Jigglypuff have been working together by Ness's knowledge."

"Really?" asked Mario. "And Wolf was with them? I'm guessing they were the three that voted for KK Slider."

Yoshi nodded. "We're not going to have to worry about voting someone off for the next few days…"

"And it's going to stay that way," said Mario. "I don't want to kick anyone off and resort to getting into alliances this early in the game."

"Ness thinks otherwise," said Yoshi. "He's kinda pessimistic though."

"Yeah, well…" said Mario. "We're a solid alliance for beginning of the game anyways. I got Geno with us too."

"So that makes us four? I doubt anyone'll want to join Wario."

"Eh, whatever."

Unfortunately for Mario and Yoshi, Ash and Pikachu were forming their own alliance as well!

"Pikachu, you have to stop your ketchup obsession!" said Ash.

Pikachu was hugging his ketchup bottle. "But I love ketchup!"

Ash sighed. "But… You suck five bottles per day, using up thirty dollars per day. Each year, that's about a thousand wasted! You're starting to treat ketchup like smoking!"

Pikachu shrugged. "Ketchup is like smoking though," said Pikachu. "It makes you look cool."

"… Um…" Ash was at loss for words.

"Plus, ketchup doesn't kill you, unlike smoking, ya know?"

"Right… Well too much of anything isn't good for your health," said Ash.

"Psh, yeah right!" said Pikachu, cradling his bottle. "Grr…my precious…"

Ash sighed, shrugging his shoulders. "Please don't act like Gollum again…"

"GOLLUM!!" Pikachu then jumped Ash.

Blue Team

"Ah!! That was an awesome meal!" said Nana, rubbing her stomach.

"Agreed!" said Metaknight, who was finishing his meaty breakfast up.

"For once, I can cook reassured that nobody will be stealing all of our food!" said Peach, smiling.

"For once, I can save my banana stash to repay my debts!" said Diddy Kong, storing his bananas in a large crate.

"For once, I won't have to starve to death!" said Isaac.

"FOR ONCE, I WILL NOT HAVE TO SEE YOU ALL SUFFER," said ROB.

"For once, I do not need a flying puffball disrupting my meditation…" said Lucario.

"For once…" Luigi started, but Bowser grabbed him by the collar.

"If you continue the stupid trend…" growled Bowser. "I'm gonna pulp ya into pieces!"

Luigi let out a high-pitched scream and ran out of the cave, wetting his pants.

"Bowser, you need to give me a chance to make him wet himself!" said Ganondorf, laughing.

"He probably won't be scared of you," said Bowser. "You're actually human, and it's not like you're gay."

"How about me?" asked King Dedede.

"You're a freakin' fat penguin!" said Bowser. "Who would be scared of you? Nobody will think that you're going to eat them!"

"Everyone in my tribe is so scary…" said Luigi, hiding in a corner of rocks. "Bowser is the scariest guy of all… King Dedede is a very big fat penguin… His fatness is so scary, I feel like he's gonna eat me… Ganondorf is so gay… I'm scared that he'll molest me in my sleep…"

"Don't worry, Luigi," said Peach, holding a frying pan with eggs. "Bowser isn't scary, Dedede isn't fat, and Ganondorf isn't… Well, I'm not too sure about that…"

"Peach is so scary with her frying pan…" said Luigi, having a phobia attack.

"I am not scary!" said Peach, throwing her pan up in frustration. The egg flew out of the pan and landed on Luigi's head.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S ANOTHER KING DEDEDE HATCHLING!!" screamed Luigi, running away with the scrambled eggs on his head.

"Hey! Olimar" said Nana.

"Hm?" replied Olimar, who was feeding his food to a few pikmin. "What is it, Nana?"

"Over here! I don't want anyone to see!" said Nana.

"Okay…" said Olimar, following her.

Nana took a deep breath. "I'm forming a little alliance," she said. "And I want you to join."

"Me?"

Nana nodded. "I just recruited Lucas, but…"

"I doubt that alliances will make much difference in this game," said Olimar. "Half of the people kicked off are based on challenges."

"Actually," said Nana, her intelligence rising. "Alliances can plan on whom to vote for the solo challenges and make a big change. Of course, we just have to hope to be lucky or something."

"Hm… I will consider it," said Olimar. "If you promise not to vote for me in any solo challenges or tribal councils, I will consider it before our next tribal council."

"Seriously?" gasped Nana. "Thank you! Can you also… keep this a secret?" she asked.

Olimar smiled. "Of course."

Olimar returned to the dining table. "The problem is, Nana…" he said to himself. "I'm already in another alliance…"

"Oh dear, another challenge…" said Marth, picking up a slip of paper from the ground.

"What does it say?" asked Isaac.

"Strength, strength, and more strength. Every member of each team shall hold up as many weights as they can until they die. The total weights shall then be added and the greater number will be the winner!"

"Seems like a strength contest," said King Dedede.

Metaknight rolled his eyes. "Naw, REALLY? I'm not a guy for this, but I think we should be in good shape…"

"Huh? Why do you say that?" asked Lucas.

Metaknight pointed at King Dedede, Ganondorf, and Bowser. "We've got these three powerhouses!"

Red Team

"Okay…" said Snake. "The traps weren't set off and the food wasn't stolen, meaning the thief knows about my traps." Louie shifted his eyes.

"Or maybe your traps are too obvious?" asked Porky. Louie let out a sigh of relief. "I mean, I can set better traps than you!"

Snake pulled out a remote device and pressed a button. An invisible mine blew Porky up into oblivion. Louie backed in fear.

"Anyone else wants to doubt my mines?" asked Snake.

Everyone shook their heads.

"Looks like we'll have to hunt for more food…" said Link, pulling out his bow and heading off for the woods.

Mewtwo closed his eyes. In an instant, three birds fell to the ground, dead. "Breakfast is served."

"Not yet, we have to cook it," said Donkey Kong. "Even I'm not into raw stuff."

Louie raised his hand, taking out a cooking pot.

"You want to cook?" asked Fox.

"Um… sure…" said Louie, stuffing the birds inside the pot and stirring it. A second later, chicken legs popped out, eight total.

"Wow! That was great!" said Krystal, clapping her hands.

"We can only serve eight people though," said Zelda. "Aren't there any more birds nearby?"

"None in the vicinity," replied Mewtwo.

"Don't worry, Zel," said Rundas. "The Link guy went for some food, right?"

"That's right," said Zelda. "Where is the hunting spot he always goes to anyways?"

"He tends to hunt for fish," said Roy. "So he goes to the pond. Wait…" He turned his head around. "Did Samus come back from her bath yet?"

Everyone fell silent.

"Captain Falcon? Goroh?" asked Link. The two racers were hiding behind a rock.

"Whoa! Whoa!" said Captain Falcon. "I thought you were Samus or something!"

"That would scare the shiz out of YOU," said Samurai Goroh.

"Anyways, if it was Samus, she'd blow you both up before saying anything," said Link.

"Why are you such an idiot?" Goroh asked Falcon. "That Samus chick is armorless in that pond!"

"Oh right!" said Captain Falcon, peeking again. Link, who had no clue what they were doing, peered over as well.

"What is… OH MY GOD!!" gasped Link.

Unfortunately, Samus heard him. She came out of the pond, which was very pleasing to Captain Falcon and Goroh. A ring of energy surrounded her and she had her blue suit on in an instant for some reason.

"Link? Is that you?" she asked.

"Crap! Gotta go!" said Captain Falcon. The two racers ran for it.

Link was about to too, but she caught him first.

"Uh… I didn't do anything!" he said.

"Right," said Samus, holding Link up by the collar.

"It was Captain Falcon and Goroh!"

"Do you see them anywhere? No!" Samus grabbed her stunner, charging it and stunned Link. "You're in for one hell of a time…" she said, brandishing her electric whip.

"Whoops, there's a few birds I missed… Got them…" said Mewtwo, causing a few more birds to fall to the ground.

"More birds here…" said Louie. Mewtwo threw them into the cooking pot and they instantly turned into chicken legs.

"Wow! Breakfast is served!" said Rundas, chomping on a leg.

"Wonder where Link is…" said Zelda, not noticing Captain Falcon and Goroh coming back.

The suited Samus dragged Link into the scene. "This guy…" said Samus. "Has been doing a bit of cheating, if you get what I mean."

"No… it's not… like that…" said Link. "…Them two…" Falcon and Goroh acted as if nothing happened, whistling innocently.

"Wait, what happened?" asked Zelda, fearing the worst.

"This guy has been peeking on me in my bath!" said Samus. "Claiming that he went to hunt for food!"

Zelda looked at Link. "This isn't true, is it?"

"It… is BOOM!" muttered Link, but the 'not' part of the is wasn't heard, as Samus blew him up again.

"YOU IDIOT!!" screamed Zelda as she jumped Link, stomping on him with her high-heeled shoes.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Do you think we should have run for it or not?" asked Goroh.

"Better him than us… Heck, better him than me," said Falcon.

"Looks like we've got another challenge," said Roy, holding a slip of paper. "Strength, strength, and more strength. Every member of each team shall hold up as many weights as they can until they die. The total weights shall then be added and the greater number will be the winner!"

"Sounds like a contest of strength!" said Popo.

Snake rolled his eyes. "Naw, REALLY? We won't have too tough of a time in this one, we have that huge-ass ape."

"I have a huge ass?" asked Donkey Kong.

"No, he's saying you're the strongest," said Roy.

Green Team

Pit was laying on the sand. "I'm bored… Playing Lord of the Rings got me tired…" he sighed.

"BLEEP!" Mr. Game & Watch agreed.

"Hey…" said Toon Link. "Why don't we play something like tying up someone? Nobody's using this rope anymore, so…"

"Great idea!" said Pit. "Who do we want to tie up then?"

"We want someone slower as a first level," said Toon Link.

"BLEEP!" The 2-D guy was pointing a flag at Ike, who was waving his sword around.

"Oh yeah! He's slow!" said Toon Link.

The three looked at each other. "LET'S GET HIM!!"

Toon Link, the fastest, reached Ike in an instant. He was right behind Ike. As Ike grunted very loudly to practice his aether attack, Toon Link tripped him with the rope from his grappling hook.

"GAH!" cried Ike, tripping.

Pit and Mr. Game & Watch swarmed him, tying his arms together. The 2-D guy knocked him out with a 2-D postcard. They tied him to a tree with their rewarded unbreakable rope and waited, waiting to see how Ike will react.

KK Slider, who was watching them from afar, sang, "Oh, I see trouble strewin' about!" Then he whistled loudly.

Falco was also witnessing the scene. "At least it isn't me for once…" he grumbled.

Immunity Challenge Already? Oh em gee!

The Red and Blue Teams were lined up against each other in a wide plane.

"Hey! It's you again!" said Fox, pointing at the Blue Team.

"Zelda! I didn't think I'd face you again!" said Peach, hugging Zelda.

Luigi saw Donkey Kong and screamed, hiding in the corner. Bowser, Ganondorf, and King Dedede nodded, closing in upon the cornered Luigi to scare him.

"HELLO!!" cried Hack. "You've all survived the first cycle of days! As you may or may not know, Wolf of the Green Team was kicked off by the tribal council!"

"Good riddance…" said Fox. "I'm glad he's out."

"And, as you all know, Kirby was kicked off from yesterday's solo challenge and Louie has been granted immunity to his team's next tribal council, should the Red Team lose sometime. Anyways… Can you all guess what this challenge is about?"

"DUH! IT'S STRENGTH!!" almost everyone yelled.

"Correct!" said Hack. "You will each take turns against each other, carrying a basket of initially fifty pounds on your backs! You will either tell me to keep adding ten pounds or stop! The number of pounds you carry by the time you say stop or by the time you drop your weights will be added to your score! By the time everyone is finished, the team with the higher total score will win! You also have to carry your weight for ten seconds for it to count!"

"But shouldn't the Red Team rule one person off?" asked Lucario.

"Correct! Red Team, vote someone off that will not participate, as you have one more member!"

The red team discussed briefly, and they all decided on Zelda, although some considered Louie.

"Good luck!" said Zelda. "I'll be cheering for all of you!"

"With that aside, we will begin the challenge!" said Hack. "Luigi! Doctor Mario! Please step forward!"

Luigi and the doctor went up, holding a basket. Hack inserted fifty pounds into each basket.

"More?" he asked. They both nodded.

CLANK! CLANK!

They were both now carrying sixty pounds.

"I work out with a hundred," said Doctor Mario. "Bring me up there."

"Certainly," sad Hack, adding three more weights. "Luigi?"

"Uh… more…" said Luigi, now carrying seventy pounds. "…more…" he said. The doctor said the same.

Luigi was now carrying eighty, and the doctor was carrying a hundred and ten.

"Add more," said Doctor Mario. Hack added another weight. He grunted.

"More?" asked Hack.

"Please." Doctor Mario was at 130 pounds before he dropped his basket. "This isn't good for my back… I think I'll stop…" he said.

Luigi was now at 110 pounds, and he gave up as well.

"Okay! 130 to 110! Next up is Donkey Kong and Peach!" said Hack.

"This is going to be so rigged…" said Peach, carrying fifty pounds.

"Dude, Hack…" said Donkey Kong. "Just bring me up to three hundred, I can take that much."

"All right then!" said Hack, bringing the ape's basket to three hundred pounds. Donkey Kong still wasn't flinching much. "Peach?"

"Add thirty more, please," she said. She was now up to eighty.

"Another hundred!" said Donkey Kong. The entire Red Team was cheering for him. "…Another twenty… ten… another ten…"

CLUNK! CLUNK! CLUNK!

"COME ON, DONKEY KONG!!" screamed Link.

"You can do it!" cried Popo.

The ape was now at 440 pounds. He was now finally trembling under the weight.

"…another…" said Peach. Now she was up to ninety. Donkey Kong also added another ten, but he dropped his basket.

"Wow! Donkey Kong added a whooping 440 pounds to his team's score! How will Peach do?"

"More!" said Peach. Hack added another weight. "…Another! And another!" She was now up to 120. "Another!" Hack added one more and Peach collapsed, unable to hold any more.

The Blue Team cheered for Peach. Hack smiled. "Well then, the score is 570 to 230, but can the blue team make a comeback? Next up are… Link and Bowser!"

"I've got this in the bag…" grunted Bowser. "Three hundred!"

Link pondered for a moment as well. "Please, up to one twenty."

Hack nodded as he added their corresponding weights.

"Another fifty!" grunted Bowser. He was now up to 350. Link also asked for another fifty, bringing him up to 170.

"…another!" they both cried. Zelda was clapping for Link, as he was carrying a lot of weight for a human.

However, they both collapsed, finishing that round.

"All right then…" said Hack, using a calculator. "The score is now 740 to 580! They're catching up, folks! Next up are… Diddy Kong and Samus!"

"Hack, just give me a hundred," said Samus. "…Another twenty…"

Diddy Kong also asked for more, although he started at fifty.

"All right! Now what?"

"Another twenty!" said Samus.

"Another!" said the chimp.

They were now at 140 to 70. Diddy Kong collapsed, as he lacked strength, but Samus was still up.

"Another twenty! Another! Just up to two hundred, damn it!" said Samus.

Hack added the appropriate number of weights. "Another!" said Samus. She was up to 210 now.

"YEAH SAMUS! MY BABE!" said Captain Falcon.

"Your ass is mine after this," said Samus. "Another!" Finally, she fell to the ground, unable to sustain the 220 pounds.

"Wow, Samus!" said Rundas. "Didn't think you'd work out that much!"

"Sorry, guys…" said Diddy Kong. "I'm not much of a strength guy…"

"It's fine," said Lucario. "They have weaker members too."

"So the score is now 960 to 650! Next are Rundas versus Ganondorf!"

Ganondorf nodded to his team as he went up against the ice bounty hunter.

"Two fifty!" said Ganondorf.

"Just a hundred twenty," said Rundas.

The appropriate weights were put in. Ganondorf added twenty more, and was still up. Rundas, meanwhile, added another twenty and was struggling to keep his crate up.

"More?" asked Hack.

"Ugh… I'm cool with ten pounds…" said Rundas, bringing him up to 150.

"Same," said Ganondorf, bringing his crate up to 280 pounds.

Hack added them. After ten seconds, they both dropped their crates.

"Wow, that was tough…" said Rundas.

"Did I get 'em?" asked Ganondorf.

"So the score… 1100 to 930!" said Hack. "Two hundred pounds below, Blue Team! You better have some more powerhouses! Next up are Fox and Metaknight! Where do you both want to start?"

"Just at fifty," said Fox. "I'm made of wood."

"Same," said Metaknight.

They held their weights for their times.

"Uh… twenty more?" asked Fox.

"Ten," said Metaknight. Soon, Metaknight fell to the ground. "Ugh, sorry guys…" he said.

"It's fine, I'll make up for ya!" said King Dedede.

"Another ten!" said Fox, bringing him up to 90.

"Any more?" asked Hack.

Fox shook his head. "I'm done," he said, dropping his crate.

"So then the scores are now 1190 to 980! The Blue Team is falling back! Next up are Krystal and King Dedede!"

"This is going to be humiliating…" groaned Krystal.

"Goom goom goom!" danced King Dedede as he asked for two hundred fifty pounds to start with.

"More?" asked Hack.

"MORE!" boomed the penguin. Krystal nodded as well.

They held for ten seconds, then Krystal dropped hers. "I'm sorry, my back isn't built for this," she apologized, particularly to Fox.

"Don't worry, I carried barely more than you," said Fox.

"MORE!" cried the penguin. He continued to cry for more until he went past three hundred.

"More?" asked Hack again.

"Ugh… no more…" said King Dedede, dropping his huge crate with a loud thud.

"So the scores are now 1250 to 1280! With King Dedede's big comeback, the Blue Team is finally in the lead! Next up are Captain Falcon and Lucas!"

The racer and the boy came up, carrying fifty pound weights.

"Twenty dude!" said Captain Falcon.

"Ugh… Ten?" Lucas shyly asked.

Hack added their weights. After ten seconds, Lucas dropped his while Captain Falcon asked for more.

He was now up to a hundred thirty. "And… that's all I can do for my gals," he said, dropping his weights. After he returned to his team, he was promptly beaten up by Zelda, Samus, and Krystal.

"Captain Falcon helped his team gain the lead again! It is now 1380 to 1340! It's pretty darn close at this rate! Next up are Samurai Goroh and ROB!"

They both went up. "Start me up with a hundred!" said Goroh.

"MY CAPABILITIES SUGGEST THAT MY MAXIMUM LIMIT BEFORE BREAKDOWN IS A HUNDRED NINETY POUNDS."

"Hundred to one-ninety? Okay!" said Hack. After ten seconds, ROB placed his weights down. Samurai Goroh went up to a hundred forty before dropping his.

"You seriously can't go higher?" asked Marth.

"MY SYSTEMS WILL BREAK DOWN WITH ANOTHER POUND," replied ROB.

"Score is… 1520 to 1530, extremely close! Wow!" said Hack. "All right… Mewtwo versus Lucario!"

They both floated up.

"Start me up with a hundred twenty!" said Lucario.

"Hm… I don't know…" said Mewtwo as he had fifty pounds on his back.

They waited ten seconds, then Mewtwo immediately dropped his.

"Mewtwo! I thought you were the ultimate pokemon!" said Roy.

"Ultimate, yes, but… I cannot use my psychic powers here…" said Mewtwo.

Lucario was up to a hundred twenty. "HIYAH! Just go up to a hundred eighty!" said Lucario.

"A hundred-eighty pounds coming right up!" said Hack, dropping them into Lucario's basket.

"Ugh… That's enough for me," said Lucario.

"All right! 1570 to 1710! Blue Team finally takes a noticeable lead!" said Hack. "We've got Marth versus Roy next!"

"Nice to meet you on the battlefield," said Marth.

"Same here," replied Roy.

They both said, "A hundred twenty!"

"Okay! More?" Hack asked, after ten seconds. They both nodded. "More? More? More?"

Hack continued to add to both of their baskets, neither trying to go down. Soon, they were both up at two hundred.

"This isn't going to hurt your 'pretty' face, is it?" taunted Roy.

"Oh, at least I don't sleep with every fangirl I meet," said Marth.

They both laughed, and, both unable to keep their bodies stable, they both dropped their baskets after ten seconds.

"So two hundred to both teams? 1770 to 1910, and it really doesn't make any difference… Well, Popo versus Nana!"

The Ice Climbers went up next.

"You're going to go easy on me?" asked Nana.

"I can't go easy on you," said Popo. "We're not attacking each other or anything."

"Oh. Right."

They both began at a hundred.

"More?" asked Hack.

Nana looked at her brother. "I can't…" she said, dropping her weights.

"Me neither," said Popo.

"Bummer… no change still," said Hack. "1870 to 2010. Now the Blue Team is up in the 2000s! Next are Snake versus Tom Nook!"

"Start me up at two hundred," said Snake. "I've been weight training."

"Hm… A hundred twenty!" said Tom Nook. Everyone gasped.

"I expected him to be as flimsy as Fox and Metaknight," muttered Bowser. "Looks like he ain't too bad."

"Hm…" said Snake, not struggling at all. "Another fifty."

Everyone gasped.

"Hey, like I said, I've been weight training."

"Another!" said Tom Nook. Hack added ten pounds, but Tom Nook dropped his weights, leaving his score at 120.

"Another fifty," said Snake.

"Whoa, he might beat me," said Donkey Kong.

"…Another fifty," said Snake, going up to 350. His legs began to tremble.

"Come on, Snake!" cried Link.

"You can do it!" cheered Roy.

"…Give me one more…" said Snake. Hack added ten more, but he dropped his weights immediately, panting.

"Wow! Unexpectedly, Snake turned the tables with his 350 pounds! 2230 to 2130! Next we've got Louie versus Olimar!"

"Hello, partner!" said Olimar. "Hope you haven't been stealing food?"

"Haven't been caught yet," Louie muttered so his team wouldn't hear.

"Geez, you're still a pig! I know you are after seeing you beat Kirby in an eating contest! Now that's an accomplished feat!"

Louie merely shrugged.

They both started at fifty, but Louie dropped his weights after ten seconds.

"Can't… Not… too strong…" said Louie.

"Me neither," said Olimar, dropping his fifty pounds.

"Ugh, no difference at all!" said Hack. "2280 to 2180! Finally, the deciding game! Porky versus Isaac!"

"Nyah ha ha, you're the weakest guy ever!" taunted Porky.

"In your dreams," said Isaac. "Hack, start me at a hundred."

Hack nodded. "Me too!" said Porky, so they both started at hundred.

"Isaac, you have to win by a hundred!" said Marth. "You can do it! Porky's got nothing on you; he's just a fat ass who doesn't know anything!"

"WHAT?" screamed Porky. He dropped his weights as a result of Marth's insult, but ten seconds had passed so his hundred pounds counted. Porky's entire team groaned, smacking their own heads

Isaac grinned. "All right then… This is nothing!" he said to himself. "Hack… Fifty more!"

"YEAH ISAAC!" cried Nana.

"You can do it!" said Metaknight.

"DROP IT DANG IT!!" screamed the Red Team.

"Ugh… Fifty more!" cried Isaac, his legs trembling.

"You sure? You can hurt yourself," said Hack.

"JUST DO IT ALREADY!" screamed Isaac.

CLUNK!

Isaac barely held on his weights for ten seconds. At this moment, the two teams were tied.

"I have… to do… this… Ten more…" said Isaac. Hack dropped ten more pounds into Isaac's basket, bringing him up to 210 pounds.

"Ten…" said Marth.

"Nine…" said Bowser.

"Come on, drop it!" said Link.

"HE IS AT HIS LIMITS," said ROB. "I BELIEVE, HOWEVER, THAT A STRONG WILL POWER WILL HELP HIM SUCCEED."

"Five… Four… three… two… one…"

Isaac's face was completely red. Everyone held their breaths.

"ZERO! WE WIN!!" The entire blue team cheered. Isaac threw his weights down and fainted on the spot.

"Wow!" said Hack. "2380 pounds for Red Team, 2390 pounds for the Blue Team! Extremely close, but the Blue Team wins!"

The entire team was cheering, as they had won their first challenge of the game.

"Isaac, you've lost the reward challenge for us," said Peach. "But you won us immunity!"

"You've just redeemed yourself," said Marth, patting Isaac on the back.

"I think he's kinda out cold…" said Luigi, prodding the unconscious Isaac.

The Red Team was experiencing their first loss.

"Ugh… we'll have to vote someone off later…" groaned Fox.

"I think we all know who's going to get voted off though," said Krystal, giggling.

Green Team

"Ugh… what happened… Wha?" Ike was surprised to find himself tied to a tree… With the unbreakable rope!

With his insane strength, Ike attempted to break out of the ropes, but to no avail, it was completely useless.

"Geez… This isn't… It's kinda scary…" he said to himself. Indeed, it was dark now, and he could only see the trees around him.

"Hello, Ike…"

"AHHHH!!" Ike would have jumped if he weren't tied.

Toon Link was holding a flashlight underneath his face, creating a ghostly image of his cartoon face.

"You are now in the ghostly realm…" said Toon Link. "…of THE RING!!"

Ike was turning his head around. "Toon? What are you doing here?"

"I was hoping I can scare you with this," said Toon Link.

"Well it wasn't the night that really scared me, but rather how close to my face your really big, scary face was."

"You're so mean, Ike!"

"Just kidding," said Ike. Then he let out a small cough. "not…"

"BEEP!!" cried Mr. Game & Watch.

Pit was hovering above Ike, creating a glowing circle in the darkness, resembling the Ring. Soon a 2-D person with long hair flowing right in front of his face appeared before Ike.

Ike screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!... Wait, you're Mr. Game & Watch!"

"bloop…" cursed the 2-D man, throwing off his wig.

"Aww, it didn't work," said Pit.

"No really?" said Ike. "If you want to copy the Ring, then first off, don't use someone that's 2-D as that scary girl! Second, you don't reveal who you are before the prank even begins, Toon Link! Third, I can see you, Pit, when you create that ring."

"Geez, it's just a joke," said Toon Link.

"One that failed," said Ike. "Try it on someone else that's a lot more gullible though, and you might get better results. Now, just untie me really quickly."

The three other smashers groaned.

"Fine, we'll untie them…" said Pit.

Blue Team

"Finally, we won a challenge!" said Marth. "And it's all thanks to Isaac!"

"You too," said Isaac, rubbing his back. "If you hadn't taunted that fat idiot…"

"Heh, that was actually unintentional, but I was surprised he just dropped his weight."

"This calls for a party!" said Tom Nook, cooking some eggs again. "And I've got some bacon! Will someone go out to look for some berries and such?"

"I'll go," said Olimar. "My pikmin and I can finish the job quickly!" He picked about ten pikmin out of nowhere and led them out of the cave.

"Excellent!" said Peach, cooking with Tom Nook.

"Does this mean we'll have to go to the solo challenge?" asked Lucas.

Olimar shrugged. "No idea. Either one has an equal chance for our team…"

ROB was leaning against the wall, staring into space.

"What ya up to, ROB?" asked Diddy Kong.

"PLAYING PONG. IT IS QUITE ENTERTAINING, PERSAY."

"Oh man, I love pong!" said Diddy Kong. "Is there another controller or something? And can you project the screen somewhere?"

ROB's front opened up to reveal an NES controller. His eyes turned bright, projecting the pong game up against the wall.

Diddy Kong shifted his eyes. "I bet ya half my bananas that I win," said Diddy Kong.

"NO CHANCE. I AM A COMPUTER AND HAVE INFINITE REFLEXES. FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NO USE OF BANANAS NOR ANY OTHER FOOD ITEM."

"Oh… darn it!"

Red Team

"Well then…" said Samus, standing beside someone that's been blown up. "We know who to blame for our loss."

"And I think I have a strong feeling about who's going to get voted off…" said Popo, smirking.

Porky was beside Samus's feet, struggling to even speak.

"Geez, even my weight training didn't give us the win," said Snake. "And it looks like we know who's been stealing the food." Louie smiled for a moment, although a little too happily.

"Huh? What food?" asked Porky.

"Don't play stupid with us," said Fox, pointing his blaster at Porky's head. "It's been so obviously you."

"But I didn't do it at all!" said Porky. "What are you talking about? I don't need your pathetic food, I'm the best after all!"

"If you let me read your mind, maybe I will allow you to prove your innocence," said Mewtwo. Louie sighed in disappointment.

"But… but…" said Porky. "You'll know all of my evil plans!"

"I don't reveal what's behind everyone's mind without consent. Open up."

"Gr… fine…" said Porky.

Mewtwo peered into Porky's mind momentarily. His eyes widened in surprise.

"So? You know I didn't steal it!" said Porky.

"…Well well… Looks like you've been lying all along," said Mewtwo.

"WHAT? It's only because you hate me, right? RIGHT??"

Mewtwo, Porky, Fox, and Snake continued to fight over whether Porky really did steal the storage food.

"So why did you call me here?" asked Krystal.

"While those people are sorting things out with Porky…" said Link. "I thought you, me, Zelda, and Fox would like to get together into an alliance. I'm sure Fox would agree, so if he were to join…"

"If he wants to join, then I will join with you too," said Krystal. "You two are the ones that I trust the most here, outside of Fox. That Porky… he's so disgusting…"

Zelda cringed in disgust. "Yeah, well… I don't think many of us really like him."

"So ask Fox about it, okay?" said Link. "I'm sure he'll say yes."

"Okay. Thank you!" said Krystal, running off.

"Do you think we should get some others?" asked Zelda. "Like maybe the doctor? Or Mewtwo?"

"Not them," said Link. "The doctor would rather help everyone than join an alliance. Mewtwo would be a great guy to help us, but I don't think he wants to work with anyone either. Same with Samus, but I'm not sure about Rundas…"

"Wanna give him a try?" asked Zelda.

"Maybe tomorrow," said Link as he heard another explosion in the direction of the arguing. "I'm pretty sure that's Samus blowing someone up."

"You are all going to stop arguing…" said Samus, pointing her smoking arm cannon at Fox, Snake, Porky, Mewtwo, and Donkey Kong. "…or else…"

The five mentioned above were all black, blown into pieces by Samus's arm cannon.

"Yes, ma'am…" they muttered.

"Ha! Mewtwo! I didn't expect him to get blown up!" said Captain Falcon.

"Hey, you don't want to be noticed by the readers, do you?" said Samurai Goroh.

"Oh, crap…" said Falcon. Samus pointed her arm cannon at him.

KABOOM!

Hack: Whoa, some more alliances are building up now! Red Team finally loses, and Blue Team finally wins one! The next chapter is the second reward challenge, so look forward to it!