Kim… Property?
By Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I don't own KP, or anything else, for that matter.
The group stopped at a hotel in North Carolina. Cody led Kim through the necessary steps to create an account at the Ron Stoppable forums. This was the message left by user Kim Possible:
Hey, everyone. It's me, Kim. I've got some big news. When we get to Washington, Ron, myself, a couple of fans, and Weird Al Yankovic are doing a benefit concert. The money made is as a backup, for if we lose the court case, so we can buy the rights to me from Disney. Please, if at all possible, be there.
Meanwhile, Ronnie began laying out a rough draft of a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, an ensemble piece requiring Kim, Ron, and the rest of them. The one thing left completely intact was the intro. It was a crucial part, the theme.
Back in Kim's universe...
Drakken had filled his lair with luxury, now that he and Shego were the only people who cared on the earth.
"Oh, Shego," he said, "I got you something..."
"What?" she said.
He opened the door to what used to be the poison plant greenhouse. It was now all flowers.
"Hydrangeas!" Shego said, "those are my favorite!"
"Yes, well," Drakken said, "a good villain has to know his partner well."
"Wait... Did you say partner?" Shego said, looking quizzically at him.
"Yes, Shego, partner. And, if you would have it," he got on one knee and took a hand, "my queen in the new order?"
Meanwhile...
Weird Al was on a jet to Washington, D.C, thanks to a little string pulling. He had a feeling that he had written his most overtly anti-corporation song since 'Don't Download this Song'. And that, he decided, was exactly what the suits at Disney needed to hear.
A few minutes later, in the new lair...
Drakken and Shego were in a hot tub of champagne.
"I love the feel of luxury," Shego said.
"As
do I," Drakken said, "and you here makes it even sweeter."
Shego
blushed.
"I have a feeling this is the beginning of a wonderful relationship," she replied.