Kim… Property?

By Futuramakid

DISCLAIMER: I don't own KP, or anything else, for that matter.

They went backstage, and Kim prepared to work with Al on the next number. Cody informed them they passed a combined total of one billion, from just the and tickets.

"Well," Ronnie said, "we've officially passed the enough to buy Kim's rights if we lose."

Kim and Weird Al walked on stage.

"What do you wanna hear?" Al asked the crowd.

"Your new song!" they roared back.

"Ready, Kim?" he asked.

"Ready," she replied.

She started off.

"Ooohh yeahh yeah

I'm your basic average girl
And I'm here in the real world
They can't stop me
Cause I'm Kim Pos-si-ble
There is nothin I can't do
Whenever danger calls
Just know that I am on my way (know that i am on my way)

It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble
Remember, my name is not
Kim Property"

Al joined in for the chorus.
"Still, they buy me sell me, go to hell, Disney!
You can't just take my rights away!
Walt would cry if he saw ya here today-ay-ay!
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Suits are always gonna be uptight
Whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me"

Kim said one of the sound bites he integrated from the theme- "Kim here, so what's the sitch?"
Al started on his verse, his statement of support.
"Message clear I am here let me reassure you
I never going to leave you alone
(I am, I am on my way)
You can always count on me
When it gets dark I'll help you see
I will help you find your way (help you find your way)

It doesn't matter when there's trouble
If ya just call my name"
They repeated the chorus and Kim continued.
"Doesn't matter where
Doesn't matter when
I am a human being, not just ink from a pen!
Those guys need a lesson

from ol' Smith and Wesson
You know that you always can call
Kim Possible"

(So what's the sitch?)

Call me, beep me, long as you're not Disney!"

The audience went crazy. They threw roses onto the stage, and Kim knew she was going to come out on top. Somewhere up there, Walt smiled on them. A tear escaped his eye, and Kim heard a small voice say, "See her? That's my girl! She's one of mine."