Kim… Property?

By Futuramakid

DISCLAIMER: I don't own KP, or anything else, for that matter.

Kim and Weird Al took a bow, thanked the audience, and left the stage.

"Wow," Kim said, "that was fun."

"It was great to work with you," Al said.

"Thanks," Kim said, "I feel the same way about working with you."

Meanwhile, back in Drakken's lair...

Drakken was having a hard time. He was marrying Shego, but he'd disabled all the people licensed to perform a marriage. So, thanks to a quick online course, he was the groom as well as the person marrying the two of them.

"Do I, Dr. Drakken take this woman as my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for better or worse, for richer or poorer?" he said behind the podium. He rushed to his place by Shego, who was wearing a dress she'd made herself, her usual pattern, but with white instead of black.

"I do," he said, and rushed back behind the podium.

"Do you, Sheila Go, take this man as your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for better or worse, for richer or poorer?" he said, and rushed back to her side.

"I do," she said. He went back behind the podium.

"If anyone has a reason that these two should not be bonded in holy matrimony, I ask you to just do us all a favor and shut up," he said, grinning, "I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may kiss the bride."

He rushed up by her and they kissed a long, loving, kiss that could've lasted for eternity for all they cared.

Then, he started the music, a song more likely to be on the mePod playlist of his teenaged foe than his wife, but he thought it fit him and Shego just fine. The music started, "It's kinda funny you were always near, But who would ever thought we'd end up here," and the two danced until dawn broke on the lair.

Meanwhile, the group had cleaned up, and Kim, Ron, and the rest had gotten back to the hotel room.

"Man, that was really something," Ron said, "going out there, with all those people... it was electric!"

"I have a feeling things are looking up," Ronnie said.

"Yeah," Kim said, "we'll be back home in no time."