Yar! Stupidity 'pon the high seas!
Chapter 6: There's Mutiny Afoot!
Disclaimer: I don't own it (I don't know if that's what disclaimers are supposed to be though... doesn't disclaimer mean something along the lines of "I'm not responcible if you beat yourself over the head with this story so don't sue me")... whatever... just read it and give the credit to Nintendo... :( (not sure what the point I'm trying to make is... I feel like a violin)
Gold Stars:
Awww crap... 5000 trillion gold stars to Act II
Snow Patrol! (omfg it's music that makes me feel good inside!!!)
"Yar! Last time on 'Yar! Stupidity 'pon the high seas!'" Mario said directly to the camera.
We cut to a flashback where the Island of Lost Character Development is inhabited by approximately 949320976503184986834975 Yoshis.
"This lacks character development" Peach said dully.
"How are you listening to something on hard mode?" Ness asked.
"Arr! I've found a map!" Mario yelled, waiving a piece of toilet paper around.
"That's toilet paper you idiot" Ness sighed.
We uncut to reality.
"You played the flashback backwards you idiot!" Ness screamed.
"Yar!" Mario agreed.
"Well then play it the right way!" Ness screamed.
The flashback fell off the boat and was devoured by Muppets.
"Yar! 'Tis be a curse 'pon ye kids!" Mario yelled to the Muppets, throwing Ness at the Muppets.
Ness devoured the Muppets.
"Yar! We be sailin to the Island of Lost Character Development! I left me watch there!" Mario yelled to the crew.
"Didn't we all die at that island though?" Falco asked.
"Shut up!" Ness screamed. "You only get to make comments about the situation after I've died!" Ness screamed.
Falco shot Ness.
Ness fell over.
"Ha! Now I get to make all the comments I want!" Falco screamed.
"Yar! Quit beating on the boy an' set full sail!" Mario screamed, pointing to the end of the toilet paper world.
"Fox! You heard the man!" Falco screamed.
"Yeah... so?" Fox said.
So Falco set the sails to full.
"Can you set me to full?" Peach asked, winking.
Peach was set to full. She exploded.
"Yar! Enough Shinanigans! Fox! Which direction is the Island of Lost Character Development!" Mario asked.
"I never actually knew that sir..." Fox said, looking down with Shame. Shame was looking down at a nickel, Fox was looking down at that very same nickel.
Shame sued Fox for copyright infringement.
Fox shot Shame's lawyers.
"I hate you!?" Shame asked.
The Judge nodded.
"I HATE YOU!!!" Shame screamed.
Shame left the ship.
"Yar! Good job Fox! Now we pirates have no shame! Yo ho!" Mario laughed. "Still, we need to find that island!"
"Wait a second, is it just me or is Mario actually taking charge of the situation?" Ness asked.
"Aren't you dead!?" Falco asked.
"You only shot me... you never specified where or if it was fatal" Ness said.
"It was in the face" Falco said.
Ness died.
"Anyway, he's right! We can't find the Island of Lost Character Development as long as Mario develops as a character!" Falco screamed.
"Actually, it's right there" Fox said, pointing to an island that had just been spotted off the portside.
"Enough of your science talk!" Falco screamed. "We need to kill Mario if we're going to get anywhere as a pirate crew!"
"Yar! Do I smell mutiny afoot!?" Mario cried.
"No, you hear it" Fox said.
"I see through your plans!" Falco screamed. "You just want to take my position as the person who makes comments about the situation! Well it's not going to work!"
Falco then ran off to his bedroom to write in his diary about how unfair life was.
DK walked into the room.
"DK, you need to stop thinking that it's legal for us to be in a bedroom alone" Falco said.
"I'm just here to say that I'd support you in a mutiny" DK said.
"Yar! Do I smell mutiny afoot!?" Mario cried, having been here the whole time.
"Once again, no you only hear it" Fox said.
"Yar!" Mario responded.
"What are you all doing in my bedroom!?" Falco screamed.
"This whole story has currently been taking place in your bedroom, which also happens to be the deck." Fox said.
"Oh!" Falco said, happy to have that whole problem dealt with.
"Anyway, you need to walk the plank now that we know what you're up to" Fox said.
"You can't do that! We're best friends!" Falco cried.
"No, we're business partners and you never even liked me" Fox said, secretly crying on the inside.
"Yar! Walk the plank!" Mario screamed, pointing the new hook he had installed in place of his bellybutton at Falco.
"FOR FREEDOM!" DK screamed, jumping from some random rope system up by the mast down towards Mario.
He missed, fell off the ship, and was devoured by Muppet Souls.
"'Tis be a curse pon ye kids' souls!" Mario screamed, throwing Ness' soul, which had been won in a poker game earlier in the morning, at the Muppets.
Ness' soul devoured the Muppet Souls.
Mario turned back to face his crew.
"We need to make it to the island already! I miss my watch!" Mario cried in an unrealistically whiney voice.
"We need to deal with this mutiny first, otherwise they'll hijack the ship while you're gone" Fox said.
"Yar! Excelent idea matey!" Mario yelled. "Who here be part of this here mutiny!"
Everyone on deck rose their hands...
The only people on deck were Mario and Fox though.
"Traitor!" Both of them yelled, pointing at the other one with fear.
Fox then started looking around worried. "Where did Falco go?" he asked.
Fox was stabbed from behind with a cutlass.
"Whoops!" Samus shouted in a very feminine voice having come up from below deck with some soup.
"Yar! Find Falco!" Mario screamed to Samus. "And find me a replacement crew for the deck, it's lonely!"
Mario turned to face the dark island, a calm yet determined look on his face. He would have his watch, and no mutiny could stop him.
Ah hufflepuff... which happens to be a part of HARRY POTTER which you all know by now because even if you despise that book/show/game/lifestyle you know just about everything about the story because it's all a government conspiracy I tell you...
and I found a person at my work who's just about as crazy as I am... in fact... they all are... OMG We had to drag one away to the hospital after he sliced his nose off with a power saw to prove a point... we had to drag the manager away after he threw a baby into the safe through the slot you're supposed to put dollar bills in... it was a beautiful sight...
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