Yar! Stupidity 'pon the high seas!
Chapter 7: The Way!
Disclaimer: The title was ripped from a game called Supreme Commander which is a wonderful game with a wonderful religious cult that shoves this peaceful idea down everyone's throats at gunpoint... which is silly... but whatever... the chapter hardly even deserves the title but whatever 2: the sequel.
Gold Stars:
Razzkat has earned something along the lines of 7q95609 gold stars to the seventh cubic square foot of salt toothpaste under the oath of Mecklemburg supremacy of the African coalition of angry gamers
tikitikirevenge has earned something along the lines of 6 gold stars and my deepest respect for all his amazing stories as well as my thanks for his reminding me of the deeper meaning of why I liked Reel Big Fish in the first place even though he doesn't realize it and I doubt will even get what this sentance means... crap... even I dont get what this sentance means.
Snow Patrol! (they replace Reel Big Fish in terms of relevance... Reel Big Fish dissapoints me...)
"Yar! Last time on 'Yar! Stupidity 'pon the high seas'!" Mario shouted.
The flashback that was currently in the Muppets' stomachs let out a groan.
"Yar! 'Tis be a dissapointment!" Mario screamed.
"Your new crew is here!" Samus shouted, with Nana, Popo, Kirby, Mewtwo, and Luigi standing behind her.
"Yar! Get that thing off my ship!" Mario screamed, throwing Luigi into the janitors closet. "And who here's going to be the person who comments on the situation!?"
"That'd be me sir, I never actually died" Fox said.
"I can't trust you! You're in with the mutiny! Samus, throw him in the brig!" Mario screamed.
"We don't have a brig sir" Samus said.
"Then throw him in the janitors closet!" Mario screamed.
"We don't have a janitors closet" Samus said.
"Where did I throw Luigi?" Mario asked.
"We don't have a Luigi working for this ship" Samus said.
"YAR! TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR OR I'LL THROW YOU IN THE BRIG!" Mario screamed.
"I'll throw Fox somewhere" Samus said.
"Yar! That's the way matey!" Mario screamed.
"You should stop screaming, it's dull" Fox said, before Samus threw him into the toilet.
"I'll be commenting on the situation now sir! Those are lovely shoes you're wearing!" Nana screamed.
"He's not wearing shoes" Samus said.
Popo disowned Nana for this statement, and got a partnership with Dora the Explorer instead, this of course required his moving to the mainland, and he was never seen by the pirate crew again.
"Anyway, it would seem I'm going to be the one commenting on the situation from now on" Samus said. "Now let's get you that watch!"
"Yar! What about the mutiny?" Mario asked.
"It's gone" Samus said.
"YAR! TO THE WATCH!" Mario screamed.
So Mario, Samus, Kirby, and Mewtwo set off on an expedition into the Island of Lost Character Development. They were greeted by several pink Yoshis, carrying golden eggs as gifts.
"IT'S A BOMB!" Kirby screamed, and ate the golden eggs.
"If it was a bomb, why would you have eaten it?" Samus asked.
"Erm, it tastes nice?" Kirby asked.
Kirby exploded.
The Yoshis suddenly pulled out nun-chucks and did all sorts of fun ninja stuffs. Samus pulled out her arm (which was in her pocket) and shot one of the Yoshis. The rest of the Yoshis dove at Samus and bound and gagged her.
"Yar! Who'll comment on the situation now!?" Mario screamed.
"Sir! There's a situation on the ship, perhaps we should go there so we can find someone to comment on it!" Mewtwo yelled.
"Yar! Good point! Back to the ship!" Mario screamed.
Mario and Mewtwo left for the ship, leaving Samus behind with the Yoshis, who were starting to lick her feet in odd ways.
"What's the situation!?" Mario screamed as he and Mewtwo made it back to the ship.
Nobody on deck answered.
Nobody was on the deck.
"Curses! What is this!?" Mario asked.
Mewtwo began to laugh in sinister tones. This was because he had been reading some fanfiction though, not because he had been paying attention to the situation at all. He wasn't trained in that sort of thing anyway.
"This island is inhabited by a society years more advanced than our own" Fox said, having just finished researching the Island of Lost Character Development on Google.
"Why be ye here? Mutineer!" Mario screamed, pointing at Fox as much as is possible with a peg-arm.
"It was all a trick by Ness. He secretly wanted you dead, and conspired with Falco to kill you. He's not really dead, Falco didn't really shoot him in the face, and now Ness has most of the crew's support against you. They're coming now!" Fox shouted.
"How can I beleive you!?" Mario asked.
"How can you not!?" Fox screamsked... a mixture of screaming and asking.
"Yar! That is completely logical! To the island, it's our only hope!" Mario shouted.
So Mario, Mewtwo, and Fox went back to the island.
Now might be a good time to mention that they had been going to and coming from the island via the floating chainsaw of doom.
"This isn't very safe" Fox said, realizing they were all standing on a floating chainsaw.
"Yar! Have ye no piratey courage!?" Mario screamsked.
"LESS TALK! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING INTERESTING AND SOON!" Fox screamsked. Unfortunately, he had screamsked inappropriately, and therefore had his membership of the proper use club revoked.
So they were at the islad, and the Yoshi's brought out Samus as a slave/gift.
"Hey! I was wondering where I had left that!" Mario commented.
Everyone in America complained about the objectification of women.
"I have discovered a new way of peace and prosperity..." Samus said, her helmet's visor glowing.
"YAR! ITS WITCHCRAFT!" Mario screamed.
"What are you talking about? Her visor has always glowed!" Fox screamed.
"You're all trying to get me! Mewtwo! You're my only hope, KILL THEM!" Mario screamed.
Mewtwo killed them.
"Well couldn't you explain how you killed them? That was kinda boring!" Ness said, walking up behind Mewtwo and Mario with the rest of the crew behind him.
"If it helps any I used toothpaste to finish them off" Mewtwo said.
"Thanks, that's really helpful. Now can you explain to me what you two are doing?" Ness asked.
"Yar! I'll have me watch and there's nothing ye can do about it!" Mario screamed.
"I have your watch right here, it turns out you left it in the pocket of your laundry" Ness said, holding the watch up.
"Yar! I don't change clothes though!" Mario shouted.
"I'm disturbingly aware of that, but you do change pockets" Ness said.
"Yar! Then this adventure is over!" Mario shouted.
"No, because you still have the issue of mutiny" Ness said.
"Yar! Right ye are!" Mario shouted.
"Unfortunately for you, I've got the whole crew here, and I've got the proper use club too!" Ness cried, holding up the proper use club, which happened to be the kind of club you bludgeon people over the head with.
"It isn't even capitalized!" Mario stated dramatically.
Yoshis swarmed out of the forest and killed everyone but Mario, tying him up and dragging him into their civilization.
"Yar! That was a bit sudden!" Mario shouted.
"Soon you will know the secret of all things" one Yoshi, who was a light brownish sort of crap color said.
"Yar! Yay!" Mario shouted.
Mario learned the secret of all things... it turns out, the Romans and their whole pagan beliefs were right the whole time. Unfortunately, everything Mario heard went in one ear and not out the other, so the information pooled in his brain and his head exploded.
Yoshi civilization was then nuked by America, who had been offended by the anti-christian message.
Popo found Falco in a bar 20 years later. They fell madly in love and now have five kids.
that particular chapter was terrible in my opinion... but I have to end the thing before I go to a new story arch thing... and I have some good ideas for that one so YAY! Besides, it was worth it because I'm in love with the chapter that led to this chapter.
Also, a lot of the plot was somewhat taken from a story arch of Star Treck Enterprise... it's this sexy two episode story thing about the evil opposite version of the crew, and how they're all fighting for personal gain rather than the overall team... it's pretty jacked up and the ending is dead sexy... of course this wasn't a complete copy of that idea, but the plot was influenced by me watching that episode.
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